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Posted 11 years agoLike really.... Come on guys..... I guess its partially my fault since i dont log in that often so i have to go through the valley of dicks to clear out the submissions lol
Wtf japan: Eagle dance.
Posted 15 years agoFucked up dream.
Posted 15 years agoOk so i had the weirdest dream. The town i was in was like resident evil 4
where the villagers kept like a horrible secret, My parents ended up being
taken away by "The Nuns" (Which look alot like the cat nuns from doctor who)
and i was being hunted down because i didn't believe there way of life was right.
So pretty much the world was ruled by Catholics i think, some religious group...
and if you didn't have children they would come and get you. If you had any
"Contraband" Like condoms, they would come and get you. Well i did something
that ended up pissing them off. like asking to many questions about where my
parents disappeared too and they decided to come for me, Oh and i didn't want
to participate in some grand event they were calling Halloween, i do know
however it wasn't really the holiday, but it was pretty much the same.... So
they came for me at this house i was staying at, cause this family decided to
put me up for the night, and try and help me conform to there way of life. I
ended up begging and pleading for them to let me stay, that i wouldn't cause
any trouble, and that i had just recently had bought a shirt for the Halloween
event, that oddly enough was purple with ghosts and pumpkins and big glittery
orange letters that said Halloween on it. Something i would totally buy. So
they weren't having any of it and said i still had to come with them to be
reprogrammed. So they gave me time to get dressed, cause i was in my boxers
at the time. Go figure... So while i was doing that i was coming up with some
kind of plan to escape... Which pretty much just resulted in me jumping out of
window and running away... how drastic. So im running away, and then i end up in
a car somehow, so then im driving in the car, and i start running into these bushes
that look like they came from one of the sonic the hedgehog games. Then i crashed and
am trying to find my way out. So i end up running till i get to this arcade, and i go
inside to try and hide, somehow i end up playing this game in there, the console was
set up like a racing game but it also had a joystick to the left of it like in a helicopter
and apparently the game consisted of me trying to run from the nuns and trying to escape by
answering questions... and then this cop came over and asked me if everything was ok, i said
yeah im fine, he asked me if i was in any trouble and i ended up telling him to watch for the
white shadows or something like that. Cue the nuns, they came in and demanded that i go with them
the officer tried to tell them to let me go or he tried to help me or something, i forget.
And they threatened his family, which they seemed to know an awful lot about, all because he had
a condom in his wallet. They said that they would be back to take his father as punishment.
So they were taking me outside and i started asking them questions like are they going to kill me,
and they said no. And then i asked if i was going to be the same as i am when they release me, And
they said that i would be the same person, i just wouldnt think the same anymore... and then i started
crying, and i woke up.
where the villagers kept like a horrible secret, My parents ended up being
taken away by "The Nuns" (Which look alot like the cat nuns from doctor who)
and i was being hunted down because i didn't believe there way of life was right.
So pretty much the world was ruled by Catholics i think, some religious group...
and if you didn't have children they would come and get you. If you had any
"Contraband" Like condoms, they would come and get you. Well i did something
that ended up pissing them off. like asking to many questions about where my
parents disappeared too and they decided to come for me, Oh and i didn't want
to participate in some grand event they were calling Halloween, i do know
however it wasn't really the holiday, but it was pretty much the same.... So
they came for me at this house i was staying at, cause this family decided to
put me up for the night, and try and help me conform to there way of life. I
ended up begging and pleading for them to let me stay, that i wouldn't cause
any trouble, and that i had just recently had bought a shirt for the Halloween
event, that oddly enough was purple with ghosts and pumpkins and big glittery
orange letters that said Halloween on it. Something i would totally buy. So
they weren't having any of it and said i still had to come with them to be
reprogrammed. So they gave me time to get dressed, cause i was in my boxers
at the time. Go figure... So while i was doing that i was coming up with some
kind of plan to escape... Which pretty much just resulted in me jumping out of
window and running away... how drastic. So im running away, and then i end up in
a car somehow, so then im driving in the car, and i start running into these bushes
that look like they came from one of the sonic the hedgehog games. Then i crashed and
am trying to find my way out. So i end up running till i get to this arcade, and i go
inside to try and hide, somehow i end up playing this game in there, the console was
set up like a racing game but it also had a joystick to the left of it like in a helicopter
and apparently the game consisted of me trying to run from the nuns and trying to escape by
answering questions... and then this cop came over and asked me if everything was ok, i said
yeah im fine, he asked me if i was in any trouble and i ended up telling him to watch for the
white shadows or something like that. Cue the nuns, they came in and demanded that i go with them
the officer tried to tell them to let me go or he tried to help me or something, i forget.
And they threatened his family, which they seemed to know an awful lot about, all because he had
a condom in his wallet. They said that they would be back to take his father as punishment.
So they were taking me outside and i started asking them questions like are they going to kill me,
and they said no. And then i asked if i was going to be the same as i am when they release me, And
they said that i would be the same person, i just wouldnt think the same anymore... and then i started
crying, and i woke up.
Controversial meme sounds like fun time frollic.
Posted 15 years ago[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yeppers
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Most likely not.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For it in certain circumstances
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Not really. I think a female president might just be what we need.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes, actually i think most repeat offenders should be given it. Cause they obviously didnt learn the first time, and the prisons dont need to be over crowded.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. its something that can be taxed and people would pay for it, it might help us get out of a tight spot.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Im for sex period, if you want to have it, go for it, besides if you marry somone before you see what they got, whos to say you wont be horribly dissapointed and divorced later?
[08] Do you believe in God?
No. But i let people believe what they like, I have no issue with others beliefs.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, for fucks sake, its going to happen anyways, just allow it already.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes, they need to be deported back, we don't have enough jobs for Americans here as it is. And why should i have to learn your language, your in my country, speak English or leave.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
If she can take care of it, if not put it up for adoption.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I dont see why it matters, if there going to drink there going to drink, whether its legal or not, i did it when i was 18, and after i hit 21 it got horribly boring.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
I think that if its a dying persons wish, it should be allowed, i surely wouldnt want to lay in a bed and suffer if i could have somone just give me an injection to stop it all.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Kids need to be spanked, honestly, i go out in public now and see how some kids act, i honestly want to hit them myself....
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Most likely, its a flag, i still like America, but my ass is broke.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I voted for Obama, i was horribly dissapointed, i wouldnt mind seeing how McCain would have handled things.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
If they do, i dont really care, im entitled to my oppinion, i dont force it upon you.
Yeppers
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Most likely not.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For it in certain circumstances
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Not really. I think a female president might just be what we need.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes, actually i think most repeat offenders should be given it. Cause they obviously didnt learn the first time, and the prisons dont need to be over crowded.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. its something that can be taxed and people would pay for it, it might help us get out of a tight spot.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Im for sex period, if you want to have it, go for it, besides if you marry somone before you see what they got, whos to say you wont be horribly dissapointed and divorced later?
[08] Do you believe in God?
No. But i let people believe what they like, I have no issue with others beliefs.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, for fucks sake, its going to happen anyways, just allow it already.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes, they need to be deported back, we don't have enough jobs for Americans here as it is. And why should i have to learn your language, your in my country, speak English or leave.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
If she can take care of it, if not put it up for adoption.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I dont see why it matters, if there going to drink there going to drink, whether its legal or not, i did it when i was 18, and after i hit 21 it got horribly boring.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
I think that if its a dying persons wish, it should be allowed, i surely wouldnt want to lay in a bed and suffer if i could have somone just give me an injection to stop it all.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Kids need to be spanked, honestly, i go out in public now and see how some kids act, i honestly want to hit them myself....
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Most likely, its a flag, i still like America, but my ass is broke.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I voted for Obama, i was horribly dissapointed, i wouldnt mind seeing how McCain would have handled things.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
If they do, i dont really care, im entitled to my oppinion, i dont force it upon you.
Horrible language follows, im about to express my feelings..
Posted 15 years agoSooooo yeah.... i watched the last airbender, and i just feel like i need to get something out.... scuse me while i hit the caps button.....
FUCK YOU M. NIGHT. SHA MAMA LAYIN, OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED, YOU MOVIE RUINING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU WOULD PROBABLY DIRECT BETTER IF YOU WERE DEAD, I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEE TWILIGHT INSTEAD OF YOUR SHIT MOVIE!!!!! YOU PREPUBESCENT TWAT WAFFLE, BURN IN ALL 9 LAYERS OF HELL, AND MAY THE OFFSPRING OF A MILLION SAND FLYS INFEST YOUR BODY AND DIVOUR IT WHILE YOUR STILL ALIVE!!!
And if your wanting to see it.... Dont.
FUCK YOU M. NIGHT. SHA MAMA LAYIN, OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED, YOU MOVIE RUINING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU WOULD PROBABLY DIRECT BETTER IF YOU WERE DEAD, I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEE TWILIGHT INSTEAD OF YOUR SHIT MOVIE!!!!! YOU PREPUBESCENT TWAT WAFFLE, BURN IN ALL 9 LAYERS OF HELL, AND MAY THE OFFSPRING OF A MILLION SAND FLYS INFEST YOUR BODY AND DIVOUR IT WHILE YOUR STILL ALIVE!!!
And if your wanting to see it.... Dont.
GUESS WHAT!
Posted 15 years agoI actually drew something that doesnt look like a little kid did it, :D as soon as i find a scanner ill upload it.
I need an assist with something
Posted 15 years agoIm trying to put the little icon tag thingy onto my profile and i had figured it out once before but this seems to be giving me trouble, and i wanted to put up the one for illinois furs which the link is here http://www.furaffinity.net/user/illinoisfurs/ but i cant makes it an icon >_< Help Pwease?
