.... Are my eyes pretty?

*clears his throat*
Verily thine eyes are so gorgeous that they are akin to the most fiery jewels of the earth illuminated with every light of the brightest stars.

Ummmm....*Shakes the Magic 8 Rusty* Does my tail need floofing? :D

Love, yer tail needs so much floofing, if I was there I'd get started right now! ;)

*Pelts rusty with loquats* why do you like sour things?

*catches the loquats in his mouth deftly and eats them*
I like the stimulation they give, and I was raised on sour things besides. I've had a preference for sour things since I was a wee child. My parents would give me sour things to watch the amusing faces I'd make, and I'd always ask for more, so I've pretty much liked sour things all my life.

Do you like piiiiiiie? :3

Yes, pie is very good, especially chocolate cream pie, and I tend to prefer pie over cake, which can be rather dry. I end up needing a ton of milk to go with cake, whereas with pie, it's all moist and goooood.

You may like my red velvet cake then. It's very moist and yummy.

I don't know whether to make an innuendo of that or ask what's in it... So I'll do both! :P

Nothing all that special. I got the recipe off of Martha Stewarts site. And it came out super great. I'm an awesome baker! XD Next time I make it, I'll be sure to invite ya over to try some. Might be good to catch up.

Aye, t'would be good indeed. You've got my number, if I recall correctly, or I s'pose you could note meh on here.