the only thing stupider than "briefs" with legs is those fugly things from the episode of futurama with the fucked up dream advertising. what kind of fucking moron would wear that garbage. and the seams that can't seem to figure out what they're for (the two sets of seams on the front of briefs create a double-layer of fabric over a fly which you can put it through but since its so much effort nobody does. the vent is, in practice, actually for temperature regulation.) and look like they'd feel fucking awful if you got a boner. what is with modern clothes and always feeling like they're trying to castrate ya, anyways? absolute garbage, horrible stuff. worst decade of fashion ever. needs to be thrown in the same sewage ditch the triforce shirt and cargo shorts of reddit belong in. i'm so sick of this chicken egg bullshit.