-Dude's travel for whatever reason.
-Go to a remote-ish village.
-Old siamese cat lady offers to hold you up for the night.
-She's secretly fucking crazy.
-Kidnaps dudes and holds them in hopes they'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and fall in love with her, just like her favorite romance novels.
-Her tits are huge, so it actually works, at least for a while.
-Manages to keep dudes happy with great cooking and amazing titjobs.
-Eventually they'll want to leave, but that was their biggest mistake.
-They, "Leave" but because they were travelers/wanderers, nobody in the town notices they actually got a knife to the eye socket and are now 6-feet under the concrete at grandma's house.

Those titjobs were great though.