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15 years ago
Well I'm bored enough to update this so, yeah. I'm still here *waves* and when the weather gets warmer I hope to get some drawing done but, its waaay to cold and I'm waaay too lazy to go get some life drawing done. Kansas is, Kansas I guess. Place never changes. But, anyway heres a valentines day meme I saw and having read a few that are deadpan serious I feel the need to show my biting wit and presumed hatred for most all commercial holidays.
1.Are you single or taken?
Uhhhhhhm. *shrugs* Kinda sorta not really. BEDFELLOW! Thats what it is. *snicker* bedfellow.
2. Chocolate or flower?
Neither, if you knew me, then you'd send blue rectangle candies.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
If by special you mean work my tail off at a gift shop full of morons, then yes!
4.Do you like anyone?
I like a lot of people. God meme your horrible at these questions.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope, 'I' was not. Did not stop 'said person' from sending me a 10 pound heart though.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Dates are awkward. Usually the foods bad and your hands are sweaty because you dont know the person sitting across from you very well even though you trust them enough to drive you to a restaurant and or a movie and the only calming guarantee is the mace at the bottom of your purse should things go REALLY wrong.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Lord no, though plenty do I'm sure.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If by 'secret admirer' you mean 'obsessive stalker' then yes! I've had at least three I know about.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
A sexy telegram would be much more funny, dontcha think?
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
A fat guy with wings strapped to his ass wearing a sheet? I'm... almost positive those exist.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines
Ok I take that back a sexy telegram would not be funny in this situation.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Replace still with never.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
The same way I like those ice pops in summer, you can eat em till you puke, but for god knows what reason, you want another handful.
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Not really.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
This is also a badly worded question. Are we talking a hug or kiss, or face sucking? If so I'm rather indifferent to either, just dont get upset with me if I'm watching you do it. The whole, public, thing.
17. How is your love life?
GOD DAMNIT see this is why I dont like memes. Love, as far as my heart and soul goes is doing great. I care about people, and they care back. Now, 'love/sex' wise, I'm sated. For my stalkers reading this, that means I'm HAPPY HOW I AM. And you can kindly stop humping my digital leg as there's already something on it.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines? Nope.
19. How many roses would you want?
I dont want your roses, I have allergies. But, if you build one out of bacon I'd take it.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
With any luck, I'll be too busy with school, work and friends.
And there ya go. I know down, deep deep deep in the inner workings of my girly soul I really do wish for more than I'm gonna get on Vday. But I'll be damned if that ever gets let out of its cage. Its like having sex on a beach, you know sands gonna get everywhere and its gonna be rather unpleasant, but secretly, you REALLY wanna do it. Maybe small urges like that keep it well fed and quiet so that one can live out the majority of their days in hope and not sadness.
But I've gone off on a tangent, happy valentines day to those of you with someone to celebrate it with in all its commercialized glory. And to those of you that dont have someone to hold just remember, hookers need holiday pay too.
1.Are you single or taken?
Uhhhhhhm. *shrugs* Kinda sorta not really. BEDFELLOW! Thats what it is. *snicker* bedfellow.
2. Chocolate or flower?
Neither, if you knew me, then you'd send blue rectangle candies.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
If by special you mean work my tail off at a gift shop full of morons, then yes!
4.Do you like anyone?
I like a lot of people. God meme your horrible at these questions.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope, 'I' was not. Did not stop 'said person' from sending me a 10 pound heart though.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Dates are awkward. Usually the foods bad and your hands are sweaty because you dont know the person sitting across from you very well even though you trust them enough to drive you to a restaurant and or a movie and the only calming guarantee is the mace at the bottom of your purse should things go REALLY wrong.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Lord no, though plenty do I'm sure.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If by 'secret admirer' you mean 'obsessive stalker' then yes! I've had at least three I know about.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
A sexy telegram would be much more funny, dontcha think?
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
A fat guy with wings strapped to his ass wearing a sheet? I'm... almost positive those exist.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines
Ok I take that back a sexy telegram would not be funny in this situation.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Replace still with never.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
The same way I like those ice pops in summer, you can eat em till you puke, but for god knows what reason, you want another handful.
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Not really.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
This is also a badly worded question. Are we talking a hug or kiss, or face sucking? If so I'm rather indifferent to either, just dont get upset with me if I'm watching you do it. The whole, public, thing.
17. How is your love life?
GOD DAMNIT see this is why I dont like memes. Love, as far as my heart and soul goes is doing great. I care about people, and they care back. Now, 'love/sex' wise, I'm sated. For my stalkers reading this, that means I'm HAPPY HOW I AM. And you can kindly stop humping my digital leg as there's already something on it.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines? Nope.
19. How many roses would you want?
I dont want your roses, I have allergies. But, if you build one out of bacon I'd take it.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
With any luck, I'll be too busy with school, work and friends.
And there ya go. I know down, deep deep deep in the inner workings of my girly soul I really do wish for more than I'm gonna get on Vday. But I'll be damned if that ever gets let out of its cage. Its like having sex on a beach, you know sands gonna get everywhere and its gonna be rather unpleasant, but secretly, you REALLY wanna do it. Maybe small urges like that keep it well fed and quiet so that one can live out the majority of their days in hope and not sadness.
But I've gone off on a tangent, happy valentines day to those of you with someone to celebrate it with in all its commercialized glory. And to those of you that dont have someone to hold just remember, hookers need holiday pay too.
