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16 years ago
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Random ass journal... heh. Butt ya.
I fucking hate how hairy i am. I mean, im not some fucking bear type with enough hair to choke an elephant, but i have hair in places that seem... odd.
Along with the abundance of hair that covers my legs, and my hobit feet, i have an abundance of long hair that grows in my ass crack. This is by all means the number one reason i shave myself. Not to mention the crotch jungle that would make the zohan jealous.
But i find it absolutely disgusting. A dissatisfying bathroom experience is made double by the pain of pulling out hairs in the process. Did that make you gag a little, good, it makes me gag a little to. TBH i find that part of my body to be so fucking disgusting, despite the fact that its the same area i tend to have someone play with during sex. XD
So yah, i like shaving. Sadly i dont have that well shaven body that those sexy girly types have. Oh well, you may not get to stare at my ass, but ill still enjoy staring at yours.
Tips... Use a womans razor. I like those venus ones that are nice, big, flat, and have a lot of blades. Most mens razors tend to cut. Dove soap is awesome. Their regular, white bar, antibacterial soap just beats all soaps ive tried hands down. Finally, get one of those hand held shower head things. Unless you really enjoy leaning forward and spreading your cheeks for the shower head, or like having a squeky and slippery ass crack.
On a side note, beware rinse your tail hole with one of those shower heads with the head set to high pressure/massage.... well, not with it directly against it.... unless your into that kind of thing.
I fucking hate how hairy i am. I mean, im not some fucking bear type with enough hair to choke an elephant, but i have hair in places that seem... odd.
Along with the abundance of hair that covers my legs, and my hobit feet, i have an abundance of long hair that grows in my ass crack. This is by all means the number one reason i shave myself. Not to mention the crotch jungle that would make the zohan jealous.
But i find it absolutely disgusting. A dissatisfying bathroom experience is made double by the pain of pulling out hairs in the process. Did that make you gag a little, good, it makes me gag a little to. TBH i find that part of my body to be so fucking disgusting, despite the fact that its the same area i tend to have someone play with during sex. XD
So yah, i like shaving. Sadly i dont have that well shaven body that those sexy girly types have. Oh well, you may not get to stare at my ass, but ill still enjoy staring at yours.
Tips... Use a womans razor. I like those venus ones that are nice, big, flat, and have a lot of blades. Most mens razors tend to cut. Dove soap is awesome. Their regular, white bar, antibacterial soap just beats all soaps ive tried hands down. Finally, get one of those hand held shower head things. Unless you really enjoy leaning forward and spreading your cheeks for the shower head, or like having a squeky and slippery ass crack.
On a side note, beware rinse your tail hole with one of those shower heads with the head set to high pressure/massage.... well, not with it directly against it.... unless your into that kind of thing.
Hehe, I felt like posting it. Ill probly delete it after ive had my giggles.
i'm worse than a hobbit!
But yeah I think crotch/BADONKADONK hair on most is gross, male and especially female :I
They should make pills for body hair loss.
Or something.
CHEMICAL HAIR REMOVER SPRAY BURNS LIKE THE FLAMES OF HELL and I am NOT
using it on my :D! EVER.
As for it being on others, I generally don't care, just as long as it isn't a superthick tangle of wacky hairs. :P
About time I found someone that knows that pain of being hairy. Shaving the ass crack... bloody imposable.
It sucks, terribly...
But god, when that leg hair gets stuck in my socks it hurts like a bitch.