I think this will happily kill some time...

Swiped from Fluffball : fluffball: and edited accordingly.

English
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (used to, but not anymore - and if I do, it's green tea).
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (stupidest show ever! Sorry to any fans out there).
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 2

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll. (well, Barbie is a doll, just not in all cases).
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (please - I burn! XP Damned pigmentation). XP
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[X] You know what an italian horn is
[X]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some. (Living in NYC, you pick up a few words, all of them bad.)
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.(Fuck no! Spelling errors are understandable - but that? Urgh!)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (growing up in the North, one has to be accustomed to the cold).
Total = 1

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper. (Oh, dear GODS and how. Takes forever to get going, but may all the gods help the target afterward).
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. (does hazel count? It's sort of green - but not quite).
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blond hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.(lots of them - though I think it's because my mother is a redhead - though she isn't irish).
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 3

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap. (Only the oldest of it...).
[X] You know how to shoot a gun (Gods do I love it IRL!).
[ ] You think President George W. Bush is racist. (no, he's just an idiot).
[X] You like chicken. (Only when it's off the bone or in some other unrecognizable form...)
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

German
[ ] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2
Total = 2

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is. (God, yes! A thousand times, yes!)
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (I miss my Timmy's Fruit Explosion muffins and double double coffee).
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (grew up in one).
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi. (as much as it shames me, I was once a Wheel's fangirl).
Total = 1

American
[ ] You hate foreigners. (love 'em, actually).
[ ] You hate non - Christians. (only the ones who try to cram their religion down my throat).
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[X] But love the death penalty. (there are a lot of criminals so vile that they have no reason to be leeching off my money!)
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 2


Hrmm, Italian, Australian, and African-American? How amazingly unlike how I am, physically. Astonishing, hrmm?