Renaissance theme related humour (thought I would share)
15 years ago
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Next up is...
I can post this out in sort of play/chat related way, I actually remembered most of the best ones since it is too funny to forget. Well, enjoy, and if you are looking for something to pass your time, then sure, go ahead and read this:
In the dance room:
Gail: "Pssshhh...why would I want to wear THAT thing?"
Me: "Look, it is just a try-out, I will make the final designs on it as soon as I know your height"
Gail: "Psshhh...well, go ask someone else, i don't do no skirts"
Me: "No Gail, I am asking you, and again, it is not a skirt, its a garb"
Gail: "Skirts, garbs, well, it is all the same. That garb is probably the short way of saying garbage, thats what I think it means" -starts to laugh as Elizabeth walks up right behind her-
Elizabeth: "What? I put my work into this and you go bad-mouthing these beautiful garbs!?!" -stares angrily at Gail-
Gail: "-gasp- When did you get here?"
-Gail starts running off with Elizabeth chasing behind as I start laughing my head off-
Back in the dance room but at a different time:
Me: "Umm...Laura? Why are you stringing grape vines over the side of the walls here?"
Laura: -looks back startled for a few minutes- "I thought those vines that I was originally going to use looked too plain, thought something better should go on it"
Me: "We are preparing this room for the Renaissance theme dance and all that, NOT a farm"
Laura: "But these vines have grapes growing nice and fresh on there, they make nice ornaments, do you not think so?"
-Gail walks in, takes one look and starts laughing-
Laura: "Very supportive sister..."
Gail: "Grapes? What is next? Potato vines?"
Laura: "No, and by the way, for your own information, potatos are tubers, not vines"
Me: "Well, seeing as you guys are busy....i will just leave..." -leaves silently-
In the hallway:
Sarah: "Do you think we should set up something else here? These hallways look far too plain"
Me: "Well, what do you have in mind?"
Sarah: "First I thought about having some music playing through the loudspeakers and perhaps some large plants here and there. But about music, I have not any ideas yet"
-Gail runs into room holding an albulm-
Me: "Honestly, do you make it a habit of appearing so often?"
Gail: "I have some really nice music here to use" -shoves album in front of us-
Sarah: "Jasmine, tell Gail for me that we can't be caught playing Arch Enemy for a Renaissance Dance"
Me: "Sarah, I told you, I am not passing on any more messages, you tell her yourself"
-Sarah picks up a pad from her backpack, scribbles on some words and shoves in front of Gail-
-Gail scribbles something back and throws it over-
-Sarah lets out gasp and storms off-
Me: -narrows eyes at Gail- "What did you write? Wait, no, never mind, do not tell me" -walks off-
Well, this is about all that has happened. Oh...wow, I just noticed I seem to walk off a lot, and that Gail is a constant visitor lol.
In the dance room:
Gail: "Pssshhh...why would I want to wear THAT thing?"
Me: "Look, it is just a try-out, I will make the final designs on it as soon as I know your height"
Gail: "Psshhh...well, go ask someone else, i don't do no skirts"
Me: "No Gail, I am asking you, and again, it is not a skirt, its a garb"
Gail: "Skirts, garbs, well, it is all the same. That garb is probably the short way of saying garbage, thats what I think it means" -starts to laugh as Elizabeth walks up right behind her-
Elizabeth: "What? I put my work into this and you go bad-mouthing these beautiful garbs!?!" -stares angrily at Gail-
Gail: "-gasp- When did you get here?"
-Gail starts running off with Elizabeth chasing behind as I start laughing my head off-
Back in the dance room but at a different time:
Me: "Umm...Laura? Why are you stringing grape vines over the side of the walls here?"
Laura: -looks back startled for a few minutes- "I thought those vines that I was originally going to use looked too plain, thought something better should go on it"
Me: "We are preparing this room for the Renaissance theme dance and all that, NOT a farm"
Laura: "But these vines have grapes growing nice and fresh on there, they make nice ornaments, do you not think so?"
-Gail walks in, takes one look and starts laughing-
Laura: "Very supportive sister..."
Gail: "Grapes? What is next? Potato vines?"
Laura: "No, and by the way, for your own information, potatos are tubers, not vines"
Me: "Well, seeing as you guys are busy....i will just leave..." -leaves silently-
In the hallway:
Sarah: "Do you think we should set up something else here? These hallways look far too plain"
Me: "Well, what do you have in mind?"
Sarah: "First I thought about having some music playing through the loudspeakers and perhaps some large plants here and there. But about music, I have not any ideas yet"
-Gail runs into room holding an albulm-
Me: "Honestly, do you make it a habit of appearing so often?"
Gail: "I have some really nice music here to use" -shoves album in front of us-
Sarah: "Jasmine, tell Gail for me that we can't be caught playing Arch Enemy for a Renaissance Dance"
Me: "Sarah, I told you, I am not passing on any more messages, you tell her yourself"
-Sarah picks up a pad from her backpack, scribbles on some words and shoves in front of Gail-
-Gail scribbles something back and throws it over-
-Sarah lets out gasp and storms off-
Me: -narrows eyes at Gail- "What did you write? Wait, no, never mind, do not tell me" -walks off-
Well, this is about all that has happened. Oh...wow, I just noticed I seem to walk off a lot, and that Gail is a constant visitor lol.
TheJackaolf
~thejackaolf
That was mildly amuseing, but did you lison to any of my suggestions,
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