Gods Goddesses and my sexy man, I'm tired.. Blah.
15 years ago
General
There is no gift more precious or rare in this world than true love. Treasure those who share it with you.
Hoo boy... *sighs, exhausted* 2 points before I crash... Just got in from the bank errand, and boy was that just a pantload of fun. Ever had someone punch you in the taint just as your bottom touches the nice cool refreshing toilet seat on Taco Bell night? *snaps her fingers* Yeah, that kind of fun.
I elaborate...
Point 1- Seems one of my bank accounts had been compromised, nasty thing that, best part being what all the doucher had attempted to buy/do, *tch tch's* naughty lil' perv, but thankfully it didn't work out that way. M'bank had my back and blocked most-all of the transactions, which is a good. *rubs her rainbow eyes, tired* In the end, I'm not really out any munnies as yet, and my account's been cancelled out, but...
The bad... *frumps* The bad is it started RIGHT after I got in from Wild Nights, and from the pattern and manner of transactions the bank manager said it indicates someone from the con probably got into my wallet and hoarked my card number. Not a good thing. No... nope nope nope. *pouts a bit and noms on a pretzel goodie* But, enough of this jolly gay banter, on to other topics...
Point 2- I would like to make a toast... *sips her glass of Carolanne's* to the most beautiful man in all of Oklahoma... *purrs, dippy* And I just want to say so, because I love him so. During my last visits I drew him several thingies... just felt like drawing things for him, ideas came to mind, notions, so I did... and you know what he done did? *derpy face, giggling* Well yeah, we did that too, BUT he asked to borrow Crys' scanner and posted them online, sayin' lil' sweet things with 'em... *beams, tired but goofy* Even the one I drew in crayon on a place mat at the restaurant we went to... Also, there was one he drew by himself of the necklace I gave him. *fidgets, playing with her ring* The key to my heart...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991523
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991504/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991485/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991455/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991414/
Oh , and that last one I didn't get to finish when we were at the game, lover...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3993174/
ANDOMIGODIJUSGOTOFFTHEPHONEWITHYOURMOMBABYANDSHE'SSOAMAZINGANDSHEGIVESHERBLESSINGSANDGHEEEEEE!!!! *runs around in a circle giddy and retarded*
I'm okay... I'm cool... I'm fine... *fixes her hair* Okay... g'night folks... kiss your loved ones, and tell your mom you love her. *winks*
I elaborate...
Point 1- Seems one of my bank accounts had been compromised, nasty thing that, best part being what all the doucher had attempted to buy/do, *tch tch's* naughty lil' perv, but thankfully it didn't work out that way. M'bank had my back and blocked most-all of the transactions, which is a good. *rubs her rainbow eyes, tired* In the end, I'm not really out any munnies as yet, and my account's been cancelled out, but...
The bad... *frumps* The bad is it started RIGHT after I got in from Wild Nights, and from the pattern and manner of transactions the bank manager said it indicates someone from the con probably got into my wallet and hoarked my card number. Not a good thing. No... nope nope nope. *pouts a bit and noms on a pretzel goodie* But, enough of this jolly gay banter, on to other topics...
Point 2- I would like to make a toast... *sips her glass of Carolanne's* to the most beautiful man in all of Oklahoma... *purrs, dippy* And I just want to say so, because I love him so. During my last visits I drew him several thingies... just felt like drawing things for him, ideas came to mind, notions, so I did... and you know what he done did? *derpy face, giggling* Well yeah, we did that too, BUT he asked to borrow Crys' scanner and posted them online, sayin' lil' sweet things with 'em... *beams, tired but goofy* Even the one I drew in crayon on a place mat at the restaurant we went to... Also, there was one he drew by himself of the necklace I gave him. *fidgets, playing with her ring* The key to my heart...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991523
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991504/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991485/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991455/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3991414/
Oh , and that last one I didn't get to finish when we were at the game, lover...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3993174/
ANDOMIGODIJUSGOTOFFTHEPHONEWITHYOURMOMBABYANDSHE'SSOAMAZINGANDSHEGIVESHERBLESSINGSANDGHEEEEEE!!!! *runs around in a circle giddy and retarded*
I'm okay... I'm cool... I'm fine... *fixes her hair* Okay... g'night folks... kiss your loved ones, and tell your mom you love her. *winks*
FA+

Also omg. Srsly. Your chickenscratch is like MY chickenscratch.
I KNEW THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY FUCKING PENMANSHIP!!
*gives you a puggle for your sleepytime.* Nothing's better to cuddle in absence of your man like a baby platypus. It even squeaks. Sort of.
*breaks into laughter* Mah chickenscratch is grade-A1 quality skunkie-drivel! *titters* As best evidensed in exhibit 1-B, "note to mah sleeping manses about donuts..." *hugs* I support your penmanship fully, love.
You know... *derpy face* I've only ever gotten to see pictures of baby platypi, and they look so fargin' adorable it could choke a member of Monty Python to death at thirty meters easy... I'll be a thinkin' on this when I go nap in a minnit... a "puggle", you say...?
I always hear "Take your tiiiime. Slow doooown. You can write this prettier" but I soooo can't. My chicken scratch is a PART of me dammit. *Sob*
And trades! I'm always up for one. I have no liiiiife. Gimme anyone from your gallery to draw (if you give me a taur I"ll shake a fist at you. They're haRD, but I'd try just for you since, you know. Skunkubi are awesome.) and I'll get on it probably tonight.
You can really choose any of my main people. There's pouncehyena, my maaaaain chara, and contrast negative, my herm skunk angel, and my hyena/snake naga, annnnd my oarfish mermaid and my rainbow billed toucan...and my jackalope horse chick.
But, hooray for HYPER!! *pours another pixie stik into her coca cola and begins the chugging of sugary doom*
Srsly I hope you find out who it was. Cause if you dooooo we can out him from the fandom quicker than ....than....
my hyperbole machine broke.
Hahahaha! I <3 colaaaaaa. I had to switch to diet so I could slim my big fat butt down to a small fat butt.
Though I wish you were a bit closer. I've always wanted to actually meet you, you know...?