I kinda agree. B|

I meant agree with you. X3

Oh yeah, I thought so!

Those faces are the faces I make while refreshing that page.

I agree.

Yeah it's mostly "stop drawing things I don't like" with arbitrary cusses so it can pass off as humor.

pretty much my thoughts on it.

When I first saw it this morning they actually seemed to be advice (Through the random cussing that is)

But since people just had fun with the "Suggest Advice" button, I Think it's getting stupider

Oh, really? That kinda makes sense, then.

Yea, I was reading them and was like "Yea, that's true"

And the ones like "Learn to draw anatomy (or someshit) before attempting porn" I kinda agree with even if I can't tell people what they can and can't draw.

I don't know.

You nailed it.

Honestly, this could just be me but although annoying and all that it sounds.. Quite a bit of them are actually true.

Also, some of them hurt my feelings ;^;

Meh, some of them are kinda true I GUESS or I agree with them somewhat, but using "fuck" in almost every one got old really fast.

Yea it does.. That's the thing I really disliked about it, trying to force humor into it got annoying and honestly made some of them sound rather hostile.

But then again I guess I'm not that hard hearted of a person as I'm easy to upset somewhat. Oh well :U

It's just a spoof off of this: http://www.goodfuckingdesignadvice.com/

Krhainos and I don't actually believe in the majority of 'advice' submitted. Like I don't care what subject matter you draw, but the site was never meant to be an actual basis of real art advice. There is some actual advice sprinkled here and there but our intention was never to be serious.

It's stupid on purpose. The amount of people taking it seriously is a bit concerning but it was expected. :P

I can only picture really forced, annoying laughter. Laughter that is sort of scary to listen to, hinting years and years of horrible abuse.

HEH HEH heh heh...meh

I mean furry has a lot of silly things going for it but at least be humorous about it rather than nervously laugh at any negative statement in hopes for acceptance from the general crowd

I think they fucking have a stick in their asses

such negative crap does not a better artist make. critique is a process by which good things are pointed out and the negative is given with options to correct and improve. not by saying shit like that.

Yeah, I guess it's supposed to be funny but it's just dumb.

well i just suggested like 20 not negative things. lets see what happens. though honestly it is some of the most bitter shit i have ever seen.

I realized there's a lot of hateful people. A LOT. And some people clearly have a bone to pick with certain people.

Ones that had names were rejected automatically (save for "Dragoneer is a fucking Digimon.").

none of mine had names at all
they were all actual art advice with a surprising lack of the word fuck :)

haha. I've been sort of on the fence about adding the word "fucking" to ones that omitted them.

But yea. Some of them were seriously angry. The hatorade was literally dripping out of the monitor onto my desk.

I am just concerned because such bitterness that is in the ones already on the site could cause some artists to go away before they could be properly encouraged and taught. they usually learn these things later in life as the progress but such negative "advice" seems counterproductive, and seeing as you are talking about the hatorade pouring out of the monitor i guess it did encourage the wrong element. i sometimes greatly grieve for the amount of hate in the world.

The ones that were excessively harsh, we either threw out completely or reworded completely. Some people sent in whole paragraphs lol.

It might sound amusing, but we tried to maintain a consistent level of tone. This site really isn't meant to be taken seriously like http://www.goodfuckingdesignadvice.com and http://www.wtfshouldidowithmylife.com

AH ok

AH ok

Still some moderation of the "jokes" is advised or else its like reading an Andrew Dice Clay routine on animal people

Most of these are not actual advice.

INK YOUR FUCKING ART OR IT'S NOT FINISHED

NOBODY LIKES LONG FUCKING TAILS

HAHAHA

ummm i love long tails. i guess i am nobody time to go out in the garden and eat worms

irony-detector = broken

indeed so is the humour detector :)

heh i had the same reaction
i guess it's supposed to be kind of a joke? but most of it is just so jaded and mean spirited that it aggravates me

also it implies that there's all kinds of rules for art and cartoons which is completely small minded
the only one on there is really like is 'composition is important' and also 'back up your art' but those are just general knowledge things anyway

compleeetely agree!

100% agree.

When I first saw it, my reaction was leaning towards the negative side, cause a lot of them felt kinda arrogant, imo. >.>;

It really is supposed to be satirical -- and it should be noted that out of the near 400, we only wrote about 10 of them.

Nearly all of them were suggested. It's not automated to make sure a spambot doesn't hit it, and ones that are flat-out attacks on other artists (e.g. "************* is the only furry able to shove 43 dicks in him at once.") don't get in.

NO BIG DICKS!!! NEVERMIND THAT THE ENTIRE FETISH IS JUST ESCAPIST NONSENSE AND THE WHOLE POINT OF IT IS THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, AND NONE OF THIS IS REAL!!! WHOOPS FORGOT MY MISUSED SWEARWORD!!! FUCKING!!!

EVERYTHING YOU LIKE IS WRONG



FUCK

9_9 to basically everything on there, jeez.

Except maybe "Fucking Learn Perspective". That's an important one: I WOULD KNOW ROM TRYING TO DRAW :<

Also, I nearly typed "importland" before.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTLAND

fucking awesome.

I think someone had too much spare time on their hands.

it doesn't count as being an asshole if you do it anonymously

learn the rules voln

They were kinda funny, some of em, but I was too distracted by your OMGDORABLE tamagotchi-Voln icon that nothing could irritate me XP

I WANT TO GIVE SOMEONE ADVICE BETTER DO IT IN THE MOST HOSTILE AND PATRONIZING WAY POSSIBLE

Fucking insert swear words before each verb.

*monacle* I say

I guess it did it's job then, lol.

cynicism isn't wisdom

Trololol. http://tinyurl.com/lwzk6x

i doubt it lol

oh wait

'Don't fucking take this site so seriously. It's satire.
You wouldn't take Couragewolf seriously. This site shouldn't be taken seriously either.'

that wasn't there before
neither was facebook/twitter connectivity

is this one of those things where someone does something, gets negative feedback, then suddenly O IT WAS A JOEK LOL
i bet it is

the facebook/twitter thing has been there for a couple of days. Same with the satire thing. We've been saying it's satire from the start, lol.

The courage wolf thing is a new.

That satire line was there after the first day -- although, I made it bigger today.

I also discovered someone made a couragewolf for us -- so I linked that as well.

i was there 6 days ago and it wasn't, just serif text and couple buttons
and neither of you have journals about this ??? or any explicit, visible statements off the site
which is kinda odd since most people would tout this all over the place then back themselves up immediately

i'm not nagging about it or anything don't get me wrong
guess it just kinda got TOO META FOR ME

also i can't believe you both replied to this hahahasdfagh

You might've seen it in its' infancy, we started adding features between the 14th and 16th, but it was "officially" pubilc on the 17th.

haha. well. we sort of did this for shits n' giggles. I put it out on Twitter, but that was it.

I really didn't think it would get as much attention as it did.

It's like -- simmer down people, it’s just for fun. We’re not representing the fandom or god forbid, trying to lay down some furry art rules.

Trololol. http://tinyurl.com/lwzk6x

I think it started out alright, with actual advice phrased with a demanding tone (there are quite a few in there that I genuinely agree with that a lot of anthro artists seem to misunderstand) but with the 'Suggest some fucking advice' button, shit got out of hand. Now there's just a lot of DON'T DRAW DOG DICKS ON PEOPLE. DON'T DRAW HUMAN DICKS ON ANIMALS. DON'T FORGET THE KNOT. SHITTING DICK NIPPLES. I DON'T LIKE IT SIR

Ahh well.

not to mention that because of the suggestion button, there's about 50 odd pieces of 'advice' that contradict each other.

Some of the contradictions are deliberate; but with nearly 400 quotes -- it's seriously becoming difficult to remember if a topic has been covered or not. I need to go back and cull some of them.

Bad grammar is a fucking boner killer.

Followed by

Furry art isn't just revolved around fucking drawing.

Hahahhaa, also
Dragons don't fucking have boobs or balls

Thank you, Dragon Expert.

some of them are good

some of them are ok

some of them are not

with some i agree

with some i dont

but i still think a lot of them are pretty funny :3

A lot of those are just regular advice, but with fucking emphasis.

Some be funny :B

Honestly I went fishing through the updated suggestions after hearing all the bitching going on from people (not just on your journal) about this little lulz project and I have arrived at the following conclusions:

-I neither disagree with or am in anyway slightly less than completely neutral about each piece of advice I've read.
-95% of them caused lols or at the very least an amused smirk
-A good majority of them are very "no fucking duh" scenarios.
-Anything in the world including the chase scene in the intro to 28 Weeks Later can be played to the Benny Hill theme and be the funniest fucking thing ever for about 5 minutes.

If I were to be completely a-typical and buckle to the majority on this one I would consider myself a miserable sadistic dickweed who thrives on negativity and gives the fandom a black eye.
Actually I do agree with that last part but alls I'm sayin is, come on mang, you can't actually take this shit seriously.
This was made for the lulz just like everything else on the net.

Not saying it hurts my feelings or I'm dwelling on it or anything, I just think it was meant to be funny, and I find it unfunny! If other people think it's funny, more power to them.


P.S. 28 Weeks Later yayy

I didn't intend to try and incriminate you.

Just the other people I don't personally know.

P.P.S. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zRT-LvJUuQ one of the first things I got on a google vid search for Benny Hill. o0
28 Weeks Later SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AMG I LURVE IT DDDDDDDDDDDDD: