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HIT ME WITH SOME LOWBROW POETRY
15 years ago
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"Dans ce meilleur des mondes possibles, tout est au mieux."
No, no, none of that 'Rhyme (sic) of the Ancient Mariner' fancy stuff or '2500 rap couplets about how the world don't understand me' coffee-shop slam shit, just rude doggerel about oh Iunno, Rude Dogs or something...
GIMME DIRTY LIMERICKS, FILTHY COUPLETS, HEINOUS HAIKU, QUEER QUATRAINS... You get the idea...
To start it off, a classic limerick:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose gonads were made out of brass.
He banged them together
To play "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass!
See? Low. Brow.
Here's a proper haiku:
She's so fat, can't see her snatch,
I roll her in flour
And stick it in the wet spot.
GO AHEAD, LOWER YOUR STANDARDS!
GIMME DIRTY LIMERICKS, FILTHY COUPLETS, HEINOUS HAIKU, QUEER QUATRAINS... You get the idea...
To start it off, a classic limerick:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose gonads were made out of brass.
He banged them together
To play "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass!
See? Low. Brow.
Here's a proper haiku:
She's so fat, can't see her snatch,
I roll her in flour
And stick it in the wet spot.
GO AHEAD, LOWER YOUR STANDARDS!
All through the night.
When the cops came,
They did the same.
I couldn't think of anything else these past two days, but if I think of more I'm coming back to this journal. =D
(from 'Doctor Detroit' c. 1984)
His latest trick.
Something went wrong,
The Flaming Dick...
BURMA SHAVE
in my aching mouth tonight,
is not mine or his.
beradu lidah dengan Pan Tat.
Hati besar, berani berkata,
pasti kelengkang amat ketat.
Rough translation:
Early morning, Salmah was in town,
for a tongue fight with Lah Bia.
Heart is big, brave to speak,
the crotch must be really tight.
bawa mari bersama benang.
Main belakang, pastilah puas,
tiba pagi, berak pun senang.
Knock up front, bring some cotton,
bring it here along with some thread.
Play in the rear, of course, satisfaction,
Come morning, even defecating is easier.
Tambah kicap, cukupkan masin.
Jilat depan, abang suka,
Jilat belakang, abang kahwin.
Not sour enough, add some vinegar,
Add soy sauce, make it nice and salty.
Lick the front, daddy likes,
Lick the back, daddy wants to marry you.
'abang suka'! haha
Dalam tandas, terima kasih.
Mulut teriak, burung meleleh,
Tak'leh jadi, jilatkan bersih.
Maid is cleaning, side-to-side looking,
From the loo, a thank you.
Mouth is screaming, bird is dripping,
This won't do, lick it clean.
have gone to party tonight,
and left me alone and horny
with their collection of dildos." =P
Thanks again for the help with the grammar, Goldie .
don't be so coy.
I have some toy,
that you'll enjoy.
What's up hot stud.
How about some rub?
I'll show you my rosebud.
Just let me be your sub.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it!"
actually i don't think i need to write anything more than that
also i can't think of anything more than that, i really suck at this kind of word play!!
Who love getting it in their bun.
Whenever wherever they get the chance.
One time the dad said as they dance.
"Why hello there hun.
C'mon have some fun.
C'mon stick your pole.
In your daddy's hole."
I can just lick.
Until you're slick.
I'll make it quick.
Yes!
Just smear onto it some lube,
then push as though it's a poop,
and it will go in a swoop.
Open it wide, open your bum.
Cause here comes down the fist.
Daddy can make you cum.
With just a little twist.
You've taken to this quite well!
There once was a Cat from Bandung,
Who had quite a talented tongue:
"Its good, during sex,
I have no gag reflex,
'cos my boifriends are all quite well-hung!"
You can PM me your bonar pics okthxbye ;p~~~
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