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WHAT'S THIS SHITTY BANNER DOING HERE

15 years ago General

🦊🎃🧡

oh wait

<3

98 Comments

Captian_Dammit91 ~captiandammit91

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

I think I'm missing something.....

Waccoon ~waccoon

Hauptbär Dummkopf

15 years ago

F5 = Furaffinity Refr5sh.

Captian_Dammit91 ~captiandammit91

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

I hit F5 shortly after he posted and yes. This banner. Forever.

Ryunwoofie ~ryunwoofie

Femboi Fiend

15 years ago

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

THAT BANNER FUCKING SUCKS

I COULD SHIT OUT YESTERDAY'S CHIPOTLE AND CALL IT ART

YOU SUCK

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

AND BEFORE ANYONE ASKS NO I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS

I'M ACTUALLY A BIG FAN OF PORTZ AND SHIT

I ALSO LIKE HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY WHILE I TYPE

IT'S BETTER THAN THAT PUSSY-ASS CAPS LOCK

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Well...at least you are friendly and socially correct in your typing accent.....

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

...that was a "little" joke of mine.... don't +watch me for it... I'd rather you'd be +watching on the merits of my art... still, ha ha!

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

Psht. I don't watch anybody on the merits of their art. I watch whomever draws porn I like.

Which is, like, 99% of the consensus on the Internet in general. Somebody's gonna fap to a stick figure holding a watermelon.

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

.....I guess so. It would seem that "nice" and "meaning" are not in equal appreciation to all concerned. I would contend that stick figure better be a good one to grab anybody's attention...

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

While I wish I could say I was lying about the second statement, the first statement is a lie. I actually DO have some semblance of taste when it comes to artists I like. There are certain styles, skill levels, coloring themes or general motifs that really grab my attention. I'm not as big of a porn fan nowadays though; I tend to lean more toward pinup-style girls or mostly cute/funny things.

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Whatever works for you... that's good enough for anybody's concern. That's what this site is for and made up...( with few dire exceptions of recent...) Personally, I hope you will find me in that exclusive parameter of yours when I'm worthy enough.

Toba_Sagewolf ~tobasagewolf

Fursuiter

15 years ago

At least you're honest lol

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calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

It's the bane of my existence.

joeartguy ~joeartguy

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Somebody's gonna fap to a stick figure holding a watermelon.

At last, the idea for my new folio!

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

Dude, I am so buying that shit.

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

God if I was ever that pretentious I'd shoot myself in my sleep via out-of-body experience.

What's sad is that it's actually true. Women fling their menstrual blood at a canvas and call it art. The liner jackets for Metallica's Load and Re Load were quite literally blood and semen.

I'm sure somebody out there HAS shat yesterday's Chipotle on a canvas and sold it for a few million.

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Don't forget the band members of KISS dropping blood on the printing ink vat for their comic book.

How many people would accept a million dollar check for their artwork made of bodily fluids and wastes? Who would be the people that would pay that amount, and where would they put it???

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

Auctions are held for this kind of art regularly.

Hundreds of people will pay good money, and display it proudly in their collections or galleries or donate it to a modern art museum.

If I had the right agent, like a guy who could sell oceanside property in Kansas, an emo teen could make a decent living off of doing what they normally do: cutting themselves and masturbating.

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

How very true. And still, a Minerva Mink cel is too much for my own budget to indulge upon.... sad.

PORTZEBIE ~portzebie

Good Drawer

15 years ago

CAPS LOCK IS FOR SQUARES MANNNNN

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

DUDE I KNOW

BILLY MAYS NEVER USED CAPS LOCK

IT WASN'T LOUD ENOUGH FOR HIM

Emmerich ~emmerich

YouTuber I Guess

15 years ago

I laughed so hard.

But seriously, this banner deserved the whole winter.

calaverx11 ~calaverx11

Watcher

15 years ago

Psht, you didn't laugh for shit.

CngDelta757 ~cngdelta757

Fursuiter

15 years ago

baracudaboy ~baracudaboy

Writer

15 years ago

Uggh, like, the worst yet, who even likes calvin and hobbes...
:p

kresblain ~kresblain

Story Artist

15 years ago

I do.

Great banner, Portz.

JVW ~jvw

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Calvin and Hobbes was at its newspapery peak when I was a young lad. There was a time period there in the early-to-mid 80s when I would beg for a Sunday paper because I knew Bill Watterson and Berke Breathed would fill me with joy and wonder and giggles.

The rest of it was crap.

JVW ~jvw

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Actually that was the straight up mid-80s. About the time Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends was on air.

I'm old, dammit.

fennecwind ~fennecwind

Watcher

15 years ago

This has such a Calvin and Hobbes vibe to it, I love it :)

TeaHound ~teahound

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

SO glad this got used. <3 (Do you have a link to the font, btw?)

Freehaven ~freehaven

15 years ago

Ainoko !ainoko

Writer

15 years ago

congrats!!!

JessicaIngmann ~jessicaingmann

Art Whore

15 years ago

Ha ha ha! Yay! :D

tkitcs ~tkitcs

Watcher

15 years ago

C+H make me nostalgia.

Dammit.

Great job on it

ZackLynx ~zackmccloud

Computer Programmer

15 years ago

that was your december banner wasnt it?

PORTZEBIE ~portzebie

Good Drawer

15 years ago

I drew it for December, but they put it up today! :)

Dragoneer

A blue bubble with ripples and a white pawprint in the center

∞dragoneer

Digimon | Virus-Type

15 years ago

We just had too many banners come in, but I knew it had to be used. It'd be a crime /not/ to.

Lintu ~lintu

Digital Artist

15 years ago

WHAT. NO FATFURS?

PORTZEBIE ~portzebie

Good Drawer

15 years ago

YEAH, GONNA CRY ABOUT IT?

Atma505 ~atma505

15 years ago

C&H <3

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Wonder if "I" should do a banner?

PORTZEBIE ~portzebie

Good Drawer

15 years ago

I think you should draw one for fun. :)

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Yeah, but what? (...and how much will they charge me... and how long does it stay up? )

PORTZEBIE ~portzebie

Good Drawer

15 years ago

I drew my banner for fun. Most people do. Either they approach you or they randomly find one. It's free, and they usually run a month though recently they've been changing it every couple weeks.

Beiro !beiro

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

If that's the case, I'd rather they approach me first when they think I'm worthy enough to indulge... Berating them to put up a banner would give the powers that be a bad taste in their minds.... better wise than despise.

Asher2500 ∞asher2500

Writer

15 years ago

C&H art style ftw <333

Grargarg ~grargarg

Watcher

15 years ago

needs a Calvin like character with him

CarolineTheWoof ~terdburgler

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Rock on, man! Banner #2 for the Portz!

FoxyTangerine ~foxytangerine

Anime Artist

15 years ago

~~OMG WHO WOULD USE THIS PIECE OF CRAP AS A BANNER?!?!?ONE?!?!ELEVENTY!~~

No but seriously it made me smile so much today. You did great hon. It makes me think of being a kid again

PORTZEBIE ~portzebie

Good Drawer

15 years ago

Thanks, Tangey! I was going for a nostalgic kinda feel with it, C&H are the reason I started drawing. :D

jimdiggity ~jimdiggity

Watcher

15 years ago

YEEESSSS finally man! Was worried that they weren't gonna use the awesomest banner ever created

PORTZEBIE ~portzebie

Good Drawer

15 years ago

YOU FLATTER ME SIR

fuzzburden ~fuzzburden

Watcher

15 years ago

Congrats Portz!

KingDead ~kingdead

Watcher

15 years ago

No Rednef = best banner ever!

KingDead ~kingdead

Watcher

15 years ago

Nice take on the classics, even with your signature. Good touch!

sailoranna ~sailoranna

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

About damn time, This was supposed to be up 2 months ago!

Northern_Wolf ~northernwolf

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

I can't help but get the felling that Calvin and Hobbs was your insperation for your art when you were starting out.

Heywulf ~heywulf

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Firehazard ~firehazard

Naylte ven, naylte yen.

15 years ago

About damn time! Were they worried about using something of yours because you'd already provided a banner before, or am I thinking of someone else?

Poetic_Fox ~poeticfox

Writer

15 years ago

I was for this banner back in december...So glad it got put up. It brings a hint of nostalgia to FA

mukichan ~mukichan

Just another dying artist...

15 years ago

<3333 By far, it's my most favorite FA banner out of the 3 years I've been here. Hey wait, I think I've been here longer. o____o;;

Bartbix ~bartbix

Anime Artist

15 years ago

The previous pixel-banner was my favoritest banner EVER.

...and suddenly, it's my second-favorite. Seriously, I love what you did there.

Sheepdog ~sheepdog

Photographer

15 years ago

Lookin' uber cool?

goronhead ~goronhead

Art Whore

15 years ago

GOD, THIS IS LIKE THE WORST BANNER EVER.

WHOEVER DREW IT IS FIRED FROM ART FOREVER!

Setsune_W ~setsunew

Game Developer [She/Her]

15 years ago

You're going to get a lot of love for this banner.

OR SHOULD I SAY HATE BECAUSE IT'S THE AWFULLEST AWFUL THAT EVER AWFULLED
AWFULLY

leviadragon99 ~leviadragon99

Watcher

15 years ago

Huh, well there you go... kinda a stark and lonely one...

Bix707 ~bix707

Artist

15 years ago

Best banner we've had in MONTHS!!

TastesLikeGreen ~tasteslikegreen

Writer

15 years ago

Congratulations! It's awesome!

Jeeves Bunny ~jeevestheroo

Ever Enthusiastic Writer

15 years ago

You sir, win the internet. <3

Meesh ~meesh

Porn Artist

15 years ago

One of the best ones in a while! Great tribute, son.

top_dog ~topdog

Cartoonist

15 years ago

congrats :D

VisualCommodity ~visualcommodity

PrOn Artist

15 years ago

Great job on the banner Port.

Congrats on getting it put up on the site.

=3

SliceOfDog ~sliceofdog

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!! Calvin and Hobbes roxors my FurAffinity...orz.
...
Or something to that effect. Congrats on the awesome banner :)

willyums ~willyums

Digital Artist

15 years ago

I was starting to think this wouldn't get shown at all! So glad it made it up there, even if it's not a full month. Was surprised I hadn't seen anything Valentine's Day related.

FreyFox ~keenyfox

15 years ago

HOLY CRAP BILL WATTERSON'S A FURRIE! Who'd have thought?

Seriously, it is lovely to see this banner finally get up there

Kelthis ~kelthis

Watcher

15 years ago

By god is that Shitty, the guy who made this should be crucified

Hahaha.

Anhay ~chris388

Obliterator Twink

15 years ago

IM SORRY MY SHIFT BROKE:::: AND NOW I CANT TYPE NORMALLY
ALSO HEY PORTZ AWESOME WORK ::P

lun ~lun

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

it lacks butts

Unalived Fox ~suicidalfox

No fox, page empty

15 years ago

johnjfriedrich ~johnjfriedrich

Writer

15 years ago

Aaaah, it's like Hobbes ate Calvin and their DNA mutated into a new species! I just hope it adopted Hobbes' moral values instead of Calvin's...

ktsukami31 ~ktsukami31

Art Whore

15 years ago

We shall pray

Dustmeat ~dustmeat

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

LAWLS

Halpthiuian ~halpthiuian

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Congrats! Now the universe can rest in equilibrium!

ktsukami31 ~ktsukami31

Art Whore

15 years ago

isn't it so effed up that when we later come across an old drawing of ours.... we don't remember it and say who the feck drew this piece of shit.... ohwait