fuck yo formatting.

ALL ABOUT ME
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- Name: Juan
- Single or taken: Quite single... ladies.
- Sex: NACHO MAN
- Birthday: october 2, same as gandhi, groucho, and Sting
- Sign: sun in libra, moon in taurus, chinese zodiac is wood ox
- Hair color: brown
- Eye color: brown
- Height: 5'9"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: pretty straight
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SPECIFICS
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: horse shampoo. srsly.
- What are you listening to right now?: kanye
- Who is the last person that called you?: the bossman.
- How many buddies are online right now?: 2. but one doesn't count cause i think she ;eaves her IM thing on 24/7.
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FAVORITES
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- Animals: i dunno. I like bunnies.
- Color: purple.
- Drink: tequila? i dunno, probably jarritos.
- Element: surprise.
- Food: messican or cheesecake or SASHIMI.
- Game: mind ones.
- Movie: i dunno. the count of monte cristo comes to mind.
- Song: fuck this question. >:C
- Subjects in school: my classes: groups. at work: chem.
- T.V. Series: i don't watch much tv but i'm loving soul eater right now.
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HAVE YOU EVER
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- Given anyone a bath?: nope
- Smoked?: nope.
- Bungee jumped?: nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: not on purpose
- Skinny dipped?: nope.
- Ever been in love?: oh hell to the yes.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? nope.
- Pictured your crush naked?: hehehe...
- Actually seen your crush naked?: nope. :c
- Cried when someone died?: oh my yes.
- Lied: sure.
- Fallen for your best friend?: sigh.
- Used someone?: not on purpose.
- Done something you regret?: i try to avoid regrets. doesn't always work.
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CURRENT
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- Clothes: underpants and a black t
- Desktop picture: yo
- CD in player: lol. i remember those.
- DVD in player: nope.
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LAST PERSON
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- You touched: sister's freind when she handed me her phone so i could charge it.
- Hugged: i dunno, it's been a while :c
- You kissed: ditto :C
- You IMed: Ruthie
- Talk to online: IM IS HOW I DO THAT. wtf.
- You sexed it up with: lulz.
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ARE YOU
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- Understanding?: fuck yeah i am.
- Open-minded?: hell to the yes
- Arrogant?: sometimes >_>
- Insecure?: i can be.
- Random?: i have my moments
- Hungry?: :L
- Smart?: yup. :3
- Moody?: at times.
- Organized?: lolololol. that's a complicated one.
- Shy?: yeah.
- Difficult?: >__________>
- Bored easily?: tricky one. i dunno.
- Entertained easily?: usually.
- Obsessed?: don't judge me.
- Lazy?: GOD yes.
- Angry?: i try not to be, but sometimes you just hear something so stupid... >:F
- Happy?: relatively
- Hyper?: lulz.
- Trusting?: quite.
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RANDOM
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- In the morning I: >_______________>
- Love is: a homeles guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heart broken he can't complain 'cause he was hungry in the first place.
- I dream about: i dunno. literal dreaming: not much, figurative dreaming is a whole other oprah so let's go with the first one.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: eyes or hips, depending on my viewing angle >_>
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WHO
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- Makes you laugh the most: depends on my mood, i guess.
- Makes you smile: you
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: probably a handful of folks.
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DO YOU EVER
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: no.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: thought about it, but hell no. sorry ladies but you've got it rough. :c
- Wish you were younger?: eh.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: it happens.
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NUMBER (i like how i didn't answer any of these with an actual number)
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: i dunno. more than a couple.
- Of guys I've kissed: lol. quite enough.
- Of girls I've kissed: not nearly enough :c
- Of Cd's I own: no idea. they're around somewhere.
- Of scars on my body: a handful that i'm aware of.

that was an anticlimactic end. :/