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Sess, sass and child pornography now with tiny hats
14 years ago
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SOB I need to pound my keyboard to create a new journal to please the four people who will read my saucy words.
Finally saw
sessinoga 's butt. Gah! Took long enough to see that sweet tush of hers. We frolicked at Walleyworld knocking over crud, making fun of employees and encountering people confusing Sess with the Walmart slaves in blue. An old lady asking her the location of the pharmacy gave me pure enjoyment. Best of all was that old sassy door greeter with a slightly small winter hat. "Sassy as ever!" So much sass. He high fived sass into every customer walking in and out of the big box store that sells chicken balls. Sadly the old woman who replaced him had zero sass. Pfft bi*&#.
Hop into my Delorean because we are traveling into the future, stupid! *points ahead of us* A few hours ahead from now. Yeah, some mad crazy time traveling to when we were at Ihop 2am with all the "cool" people... and nerds. We really love that sassy old man and talked on and on about his sass, tiny hat on head and his fancy for child pornography of children wearing tiny hats. I say terrible things. I'm surprised I was not arrested for saying that I prefer child pornography with tiny hats. If that ain't sick enough we talked about... the... the... the furry fandom. I'm sure the people behind me thought we were freaks. You know what I have to say to them!? Woof woof snarl grrrrr bark no yiff for you. Time flew! By 5am we were basically laughing at everything. Was worth losing sleep you meet you! Sess! You're great. Nice. Funny. Kind. I lurves you. CHICKEN BALLS!
Murry purry look at me I am furry.
Finally saw
sessinoga 's butt. Gah! Took long enough to see that sweet tush of hers. We frolicked at Walleyworld knocking over crud, making fun of employees and encountering people confusing Sess with the Walmart slaves in blue. An old lady asking her the location of the pharmacy gave me pure enjoyment. Best of all was that old sassy door greeter with a slightly small winter hat. "Sassy as ever!" So much sass. He high fived sass into every customer walking in and out of the big box store that sells chicken balls. Sadly the old woman who replaced him had zero sass. Pfft bi*&#. Hop into my Delorean because we are traveling into the future, stupid! *points ahead of us* A few hours ahead from now. Yeah, some mad crazy time traveling to when we were at Ihop 2am with all the "cool" people... and nerds. We really love that sassy old man and talked on and on about his sass, tiny hat on head and his fancy for child pornography of children wearing tiny hats. I say terrible things. I'm surprised I was not arrested for saying that I prefer child pornography with tiny hats. If that ain't sick enough we talked about... the... the... the furry fandom. I'm sure the people behind me thought we were freaks. You know what I have to say to them!? Woof woof snarl grrrrr bark no yiff for you. Time flew! By 5am we were basically laughing at everything. Was worth losing sleep you meet you! Sess! You're great. Nice. Funny. Kind. I lurves you. CHICKEN BALLS!
Murry purry look at me I am furry.
It was nice to see you finally too, shoving chocolate cake at your face.
I know I had a good time, learned alot that day xD