1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Actually nobody knows what to call me! Buttt, I go by Fiona

2. How tall are you?
5'1''

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Dark Brown

3. What about eye color?
Hazel

4. What orientation are you?
Bismexual

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
I'm madly in love, fuck off. c:

6. What do you do in your spare time?
Read, Draw, Text, Complain, Sex.

7. What's your job?
I am jobless.

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My ability to make almost everybody laugh. I mean come on, some people I just can't budge! No sense of humor is a buzz kill.

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I have a really hard time telling anybody "no", and when I do I let them walk all over me because it was hard enough for me to say it the first time.

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I am really quiet, and appear stand-offish, but I just have horrible social anxiety! Talking to people scares the literal poop out of me!

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
My own self. I do tease the idea of pastafarian.... Arrrr

12. Do you drink?
I drink to survive! Not alcohol though, I can do without

13. Do you smoke?
Almost never, certain occasions I have.

14. What are your fears?
The loud sound wind makes when is crashes against a house or window you know, that howl/whistle. Dark Murky water, abandonment. The unknown (you know, like "OMG IS THIS SPIDER/SNAKE I JUST CAME ACROSS VENOMOUS" "Where am I going to go, how will I survive, how will I afford this?"

15. What are your dreams/goals?
I'm thinking about going to fakir, and become a professional piercer. I want to be able to live with my man without serious complication (money/illness) I can handle everything else. I want more piercings and tattoos (please&thankyou)

16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Haven't we all? I'm hoping this one will last, and I won't have to worry about that anymore.

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

17. Who's your best bud?
All except are non-furry and for privacy reasons they shall be left unnamed (aka I have no friends)

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Some penis, because afterward a nice meal usually presents itself. lulz.

19. Favorite drink?
Citrus flavored sodas. Or raspberry tea.

20. Favorite color?
Yellow, Green, Purple

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Teleportation.

22. Favorite movie?
The adventures of Milo and Otis, 4lyfe broski

23. Least favorite food?
Seafood. XP

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Giant Stuffed Shells with marinara, cheesy garlic bread, a bottle of raspberry Mikes Hard and banana cream pie. nao please.

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I WISH I could drive a mustang boss 429, Orrr a 1970 Buick Skylark

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Anything that flys in my mouth/hair/eyeball, or sneaks up on me by surprise, other than that I'm cool with creepycrawlies

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Flush the damn toilet

28. Dislike in life?
"People who want to shove their opinions and ideals down your throat."

29. Most annoying?
Nobody takes me seriously. I'm intelligent, strong, and know what I want in life, deal with it.

30. Mot disliked TV show?
Anything that lowers your IQ by just watching it, most of the MTV series, Jersey Shore, that kind of thing.