The voices in my head (aka  venicethehedgehog and  modifiedlast) told me to do it

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure, I'm friends with some people for a reason.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
At night so when you scream you screw all your neighbors

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side

4. Do you masturbate?
No, masturbation is just not enough for me anymore.

5. How often? Lately?
It's a good way to take boredoom away, so every time I'm bored

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Hell no, I'm not a bitch. I don't get money from stuff like that!

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
A large bathtube, since I'm too tall for standard bathtubes.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
Yup, in some showers. Slippery as fuck.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
No, it just seems to pop in my computer's screen when I'm in labor

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, gosh, someone to rip off my skin and drink my blood with a spoon

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love? Well, yeah, Brolove is always a go.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
You meen in person? Nah, unfortunatelly I don't.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Anyone can get love. But not everyone can get money.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Is "slapping three times" a valid answer?

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Hmmmmm, not that I can remember.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmmmmm, I don't know, a hotel room I guess.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
An ex's university gym.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No, but that would be pretty funny xD

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, no touching bores me.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. For getting drunk too.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
They can kick you for that? Nice.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Of course. Nigga asked me to suck his cock and romantic shit like that.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mum, gotta tell you something...

24. What's your sexuality?
Soy maricón

27. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
gotta try that

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah, and it was wet

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I work with my parents, so fuck NO xD

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
It's the best place to get some birthday and secret santa gifts xD

29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
Yeah, but never for me. :c

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
my I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I can remember o.o Unless you count this one: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6018500/

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I don't like calling names, it sound like a porn movie xD

32. Have you ever had phone sex?
yup

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I like this option better than the last one

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
If you can get AIDS from it, then it's enough risk to be considered an intercourse

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Don't have one, it depends on the body type of my partner

38. What's your favorite sex act?
guess sucking is a fun exercise xP

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nah, I'm never in the right place in the right moment

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
You. Yeah, you, stop touching yourself and put both hands in the keyboard for answering this!