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12 years ago
1. Would you rather...
A.Live one 1,000-year life?
B.Or live ten 100-year lives?
-As much as we wish to be young when we're old and old when we're young I think I would go with option B. More chances to try new things that way.
2. Would you rather...
A.Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
B.Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?
-When I get hiccups it hurts... badly. So easily option B.
3. Would you rather...
A.Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
B.Or have just have the ability to read?
-Too many cases where mind readers end up going insane so easily again, option B.
4. Would you rather...
A.Watch your parents have sex every day for a year?
B.Or join in once to make it stop?
-I think I could live more at peace being forced to watch them have sex everyday for year than living with the guilt, shame, and awkwardness of actually having to participate even once.
5. Would you rather...
A.Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
B.Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?
-Poop could have harmful element in it that can seriously cause problems for your health so I'll go with option B. At least it would be edible and safe to eat. Just very unpleasant. :(
6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
A.They are top-half fish?
B.Or they are bottom-half fish?
-I don't really understand this question. I guess option B since that seems to be the most popular choice so far with me.
7. Would you rather...
A.Fart popcorn?
B.Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
-My browsing history can be seen by everyone. I kind of have no shame as to what I search on the internet. If you don't like what I search then don't be a part of it. Simple as that. =/
8. Would you rather...
A.Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
B.Or live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
-I could do either to be honest and be okay... but I think Hogwarts would be more fun to me in the end. :) Option A
9. Would you rather...
A.Have a vagina on your forehead?
B.Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
-Option A looks like it could easily induce brain damage so lets go with option B.
10. Would you rather...
A.Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
B.Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
-Easily option A. That bell sadly wouldn't ring very often. :(
11. Would you rather...
A.Have accordions for legs?
B.Or have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?
-I have a innie belly button so I guess that would be okay as it wouldn't be that noticeable.
12. Would you rather...
A.Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
B.Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
-Option A easily. I feel bad for the goat though. :( But if I HAD to choose, it would be A for various "stupid" socialistic reasons.
13. Would you rather...
A.Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
B.Or live in a world where hover boards exist?
-HOVER BOARDS. Watch Back to the Future y'all. That's all you need to know.
14. Would you rather...
A.Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
B.Or have taste buds in your butt?
-I'm a clean freak so option A would be highly difficult for me but if taste buds on my butt is something that naturally occurs then I'm sure I'll have a natural biological response on how to manage with it. So Option B.
15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...
A.Have a side soup?
B.Or have a side salad?
-Salad... I'm not so much of a soup fan. xP Unless you're Long Horn. Then we have an issue. I'll get them both and pay extra. I don't mind. >>"
A.Live one 1,000-year life?
B.Or live ten 100-year lives?
-As much as we wish to be young when we're old and old when we're young I think I would go with option B. More chances to try new things that way.
2. Would you rather...
A.Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
B.Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?
-When I get hiccups it hurts... badly. So easily option B.
3. Would you rather...
A.Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
B.Or have just have the ability to read?
-Too many cases where mind readers end up going insane so easily again, option B.
4. Would you rather...
A.Watch your parents have sex every day for a year?
B.Or join in once to make it stop?
-I think I could live more at peace being forced to watch them have sex everyday for year than living with the guilt, shame, and awkwardness of actually having to participate even once.
5. Would you rather...
A.Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
B.Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?
-Poop could have harmful element in it that can seriously cause problems for your health so I'll go with option B. At least it would be edible and safe to eat. Just very unpleasant. :(
6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
A.They are top-half fish?
B.Or they are bottom-half fish?
-I don't really understand this question. I guess option B since that seems to be the most popular choice so far with me.
7. Would you rather...
A.Fart popcorn?
B.Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
-My browsing history can be seen by everyone. I kind of have no shame as to what I search on the internet. If you don't like what I search then don't be a part of it. Simple as that. =/
8. Would you rather...
A.Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
B.Or live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
-I could do either to be honest and be okay... but I think Hogwarts would be more fun to me in the end. :) Option A
9. Would you rather...
A.Have a vagina on your forehead?
B.Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
-Option A looks like it could easily induce brain damage so lets go with option B.
10. Would you rather...
A.Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
B.Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
-Easily option A. That bell sadly wouldn't ring very often. :(
11. Would you rather...
A.Have accordions for legs?
B.Or have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?
-I have a innie belly button so I guess that would be okay as it wouldn't be that noticeable.
12. Would you rather...
A.Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
B.Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
-Option A easily. I feel bad for the goat though. :( But if I HAD to choose, it would be A for various "stupid" socialistic reasons.
13. Would you rather...
A.Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
B.Or live in a world where hover boards exist?
-HOVER BOARDS. Watch Back to the Future y'all. That's all you need to know.
14. Would you rather...
A.Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
B.Or have taste buds in your butt?
-I'm a clean freak so option A would be highly difficult for me but if taste buds on my butt is something that naturally occurs then I'm sure I'll have a natural biological response on how to manage with it. So Option B.
15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...
A.Have a side soup?
B.Or have a side salad?
-Salad... I'm not so much of a soup fan. xP Unless you're Long Horn. Then we have an issue. I'll get them both and pay extra. I don't mind. >>"
