Valentine thing that everyone and their dog is doing.


1. Are you single or taken?

Taken

2. Chocolate or flowers?

I'd prefer sex.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentine's Day?

Hope I get sex.

4. Do you like anyone?

Yes.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentine's?

Yes I was.

6. What would be your dream Valentine's date?

Coming to my door in a suit, just so I could rip it off of him and have sex.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentine's?

I try not to.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

How would I know if its a secret?

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?

I dont know.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?

A little naked kid with a quiver full of heart shaped arrows? Ask that question again.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentine's?

Usually something edible, cuz I'm skinnay.

12. Do you still send out Valentine's cards?

No.

13. Do you like candy hearts?

Only if they say dirty things.

15. Is Valentine's depressing?

It can be.

16. How do you feel about PDA?

Tee hee ^^

17. How is your love life?

Full of noms in naughty places.

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentine's?

Not yet.

19. How many roses would you want?

Enough that would fill my belly.

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentine's?

Hell if I know.