So I contacted Amazon this morning about the missing package. Customer service was actually quite pleasant and asked if I'd like to have it by the end of the day oooor if I wanted a replacement with overnight delivery. I was like, hey cool, you can get it by today? sure! Let's do that!

Lookit that, nothing again. Asked for an update and all I got was "oh yeah, we got no tracking info, we'll order you a replacement and it'll be here by wednesday."

So yeah...I'm actually mad now. I am really mad that I was told it would be here, twice. I was assured it was going to be here today and I got nothing. Now the stupid delivery that was meant to be overnight is going to take longer than standard service would have.

I don't even have some place to direct my anger. People are just doing their jobs, but I really goddamn wish I knew where that thing was. Did the rep for Fed Ex just lie? Why didn't get get a tracking number. UGH! Rant rant vent rage rant bitch moan grump.