What if a banana was assulted by a polka dotted toaster in the middle of summer? And while thats happening, a homicidel kitten smashes baby tacos with a sledgehammer in the back of a AC130 gunship? Did I mention the gunship is being flown by a antisemitic rooster firing an M134 out of his ass? So yea, what if all that happened, and your stuck in the middle?

Pretty simple. Obviously I am on a bad trip so need to sit down relax and let it all blow over. Only got another six hours of this.

If Zavis and Angel had to be a mammal, what species would they be? And what if the pair were gods for a day, what would they do withe their power?

Zavis would change into a panther black of course. Angel probably a bear would be closest.

As for gods. Zavis god of fertility and hold a massive orgy for his followers. Angel god of combat and hold a tournament to show the greatest mortal warrior whom she would then challenge once he won the tournament.

Angel sounds like she would make a particularly fun Goddess. What form of combat would she have the tournament be? And form in particular?

Any combat style just no weapons.

Of course, a test of ability and no wasted life. Now that's a Goddess I could love to live under.