So I have a habit of getting strep throat EVERY YEAR.
This year seems to be the worse out of the previous 3 years, I can't swallow without preparing to slam my fist into anything to keep my mind off the pain and I can't seem to keep simple things like soups down either. I just got the prescription for it and I barely managed to swallow the pills!
My tonsils and uvula are so swollen that it made both the nurse and doctor reply with, "Oh god that's swollen" and rendered me unable to talk.
Hoozah.