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Hey man, what's up, I'm really jittery

Up is the direction contrary to the net gravitational pull acting upon a body.
What's making you jittery though? Sounds like you could use a soda.

...okay, how are you.
and im jittery because im hungry

Sounds like you could use a pizza then. Go get a pizza. But keep talking to me, too. I'm far more important than food.

I'm good though! Also hungry.

Ohh, Pizza would be good, but I have no money.

... So? Just steal some from a bank or something. Easy-peasy!

Yeah, but Im a hero of justice and all that. I can't...but you can

*Steals from a bank*
There we go!

*Grabs you* I've captured a thief!

More like I've captured you! Buahahahaha! Now your moral duty will not let you escape from me!

dude I was kidding, you get a slice

... Well you're till captured!... But thanks.

*runs speak.exe*

*Deletes LivingDynamo.run*

*Falls over*

*Evil laughtrack activates*

Hi! How're you, fellow member of the greatest of all species?

Ah, that's fine! Same here, really. The alerts help.
I'm good! Hungry but good! Had a class and drew a bit. Things're nice.

Definitely! I'll note you.

What hobbies do you do outside of the furry fandom?

ART!... Also walks, hikes, camping, surfing the internet, gathering blackmail on important political figures, and learning how the universe works.

Which subject of science are you most into or curious?

The part that doesn't involve mathematics. Like I don't wanna have to know the gravitational constant. It's enough to know what it is gravity does to spacetime without knowing how much of that what-ever-it-does it's actually doing.

So I guess physics. But other things like psychology or chemistry also interest me quite a bit.

You like sciency stuff too?

I do mostly Psychology, also Volcanology (my first subject I've learned and will always be near and dear to my heart), Geology, Planetary Geology, Military History, Oceanography, Zoology, Computer Science and how they work and Mechanical Engineering and how they work.

Sounds AWESOME!
That's a lot of stuff! Where do you learn it all?

My mom... nah just kidding XP

From books she got me and online

I also study Mythology, Gemology along with Religion, Philosophy, Magical Arts, Energy Medicine, Meditation, Mysticism and Metaphysics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphysics

Neat! A bunch of that interests me too. How would you define the magical arts and energy medicine though? What do you mean by them?

Magical arts is studying magic *dah* Examples: Druid, Wicca, Runic Writing (Viking magic), Shamanism and many more. Basically its taping into your souls potential and at times be in alternate states of consciousness.

Remember words have weight, so be careful what you say.

Energy Medicine is using your energy field to heal or cure anything from a simple headache to cancer. Although Chinese people have had different but well established energy medicine practices for thousands of years other native people everywhere else have their own take on energy medicine and still practice them long before the Chinese ever established theirs.

Weather you believe in them or curious of them I leave that up to you

I don't believe in them so much largely due to the general vagueness of such things. Like "chi" and "reiki" and "elan vital" all refer to "life force" but don't really describe what that means. For example: Imagine that five hundred years ago someone claims to have discovered a metal more durable than any other known at the time and they call it "adamantine." And then in the present day someone discovers a metal more durable than any known ones of the time and they call it "steel." Without some adamantine to compare it to it's impossible to know if they're the same metal or if adamantine was some entirely different metal. Similarly, if someone claims they've discovered something unique to life which all life has and they called it "chi," then even if we discover, say, that it turns out life can't exist without the presence of dark matter in the body, we won't be able to determine if dark matter is chi and one way or another we'll call it dark matter instead. Chi and reiki and elan vital all become nothing more than a word without a real concept to be tied to.

That being said the stuff all really does interest me quite a bit. I'm even more or less literate in Elder Futhark (Viking runes)! I love studying them and learning more about them.

Life Force is indeed vague, but its because most people don't experience it often and fewer still use their life force in magical practices. Their are many documented cases of miracles places and events that haven't been explained as of yet (minus the ones that have been hoax's) and still remains unexplained to this day.

Let me ask you a question, Why are we curious beings? Before you answer are you reciting someone else's explanation or do you have a personal answer that's unique to your perception.

Unfortunately explanation can only take us so far and trying to rationalize "Who is God?" or other questions like these are beyond quantifying because of our limited consciousness and here too "what is consciousness?" ???

And just to add more confusion like Deadpool's antiques/jokes if we did understand these simple but "vague" questions then we wouldn't be human at all and we'll be bored very quickly soon afterwards.

So perhaps we need "vagueness" to be Human or is it the other way around XP

Though there may be many cases of unexplained events, that doesn't mean that it's a case of any form of magic, necessarily. Imagine that druids and wiccans and Japanese Shinto priests all examined all of these cases and each developed a theory as to what happened based on their own variants of "magic." How would you be able to determine which one was correct? How would you be able to determine that life force was involved?
Say you use a magical practice that makes use of your life force. How would you be able to tell that it actually worked as intended? We don't know how long we have left to live, so how would you know that "life force" was taken up? How would you know that what was taken up is what you refer to as life force? That's why I don't believe in it so much. Because it can't be properly defined (insofar as I can tell).

Well your talking and that takes life force in the form of calories XP

Pfft! Calories I believe in!

Just throwing a monkey wrench XP

Monkeys I don't believe in
Ha! Just kidding.

XP

Good talk Chameleontoss

Ditto. We should do it again sometime. You seem like a fun person to chat with!

I sharpen my social skills as best I could XP

Not being over talkative or silent and me being over critical of myself XP

vVVv

^^^

I can chat with you! :U I am a poke-furry (If that is even a thing) and a maid with TONS of interest owo/ HAZZAH.

Ooooh, what's a poke-furry? Like a pokemon furry or a furry that goes around poking people? Or what! SPEAK! Or don't. I ain't your boss.

I a pokemon anthro i guess! O w O; I mean, I do poke people a lot.

Poke-ception then! *Blaring horns*

What's your favorite pokemon, and what pokemon go team are you?

My favorite pokemon is the pokemon i am based off of. Meowstic~ ♥ And Pokemon Go Team? Hmmm... Team Valor owo

Neat! I'm not too familiar with X and Y pokemon but psychic is my favorite type!! Or one of them anyhow. And darn it! I'm team Mystic! How'd you choose valor when you're psychic and there's a mystic team right there?
...
I'm so disappointed in you.

; w ; I'm sorry. Don't be Disappointed in me~

You should be sorry!!! Don't worry though, I'm only messing with you. As a psychic you should have known that!

0w0 Y-Yeah! I knew that! I was...only messing with you too! hehehe..

Hmmmm. Something seems fishy...
Well, maybe you had fish for dinner, who knows.

I did have fish for dinner! Because i am a cat! |3 heheh

Ha! Knew it. Just stay away from smaller critters that you find scurrying around, eh? I know how cats like that.

But smaller critters are my favorite! D: Especially when they struggle down~

Oh no! Meanie!

Oh I'm sorry~ Was i suppose to say "Oh I wont eat the poor micros~" <3

... Yes. You're supposed to serve us like kings, not like dishes.

Serve you as kings? I can cover you with just my toe, I have you know *Taps Toes hard on the floor* You should treat me as your Queen!

*Gasp*
How dare you! How dracodare you! Only place I'd serve you is on the basket ball court!... Well, uh, maybe not, but it's the most likely place you'd get served!

I outta step on you right now for trying to serve me! D:< Little Micro.

Y-you wouldn't dare!

*Raise a giant paw over your tiny body* You wouldn't be the first micro i squished~

-picks up the poke by their scruff - yeah sorry pokey this micro has a bodyguard

*meeps* ;w;

Er... h-hello. Heh. How are you? *Squees nervously and bows*

*Bows cordially back*
I'm good! You?

Nervous, haha. I'm decent though I suppose. hehe. why bow to a micro? :P

Because I am also a micro (most of the time), and one bow deserves another!

Hehe, okay ^_^

Nice try but the secrets of the universe won't be spilled that easily.

D:<

Spill 'em! Spill 'em right now!

Or what? You know nothing to blackmail me with

I happen to know that... You... Sometimes cry!!!

Care to prove that little man?

I don't need to. Because if you don't then I can accuse you of being a heartless monster and use THAT as blackmail!

You assume I'm someone bothered by such an accusation.

... I'll make stuff up then!

And risk certain images getting released? I don't think so

Pfft! Certain non-existent images, I'm sure.

*presents security footage of a chameleon huffing lockerroom socks*

LIES! It's clearly edited! Doesn't even look like me!

*presents five other photos, two of them in houses* I believe you robbed those furs, yes?

SO LIKE, I REALLY DIG THE AMOUNT OF FIVE-TOEDNESS IN YOUR GALLERY, N' STUFF

Whoa, really? I'm glad! Whaddaya like about it?

Well, the five-toed-ness, hahah! Five-toed feets are <3

I also dig your arstyle in general of course, it's pretty damn neat |v

I toe-tally understand. I don't have a prefered number of toes but I do five 'cause I prefer to have that little piece of realism and such.

And thanks! Stick around and you may find a lot more of that stuff in it!

Wanna eat?

Oh yeah. Still hungry. You?

If you're willing to be dessert!

*Runs*

*Grabs you and brings out the shrink ray*

I think you'll be a nice cherry top on the ice cream!

*Yelps and struggles, pulling at your arm*
No! I won't! Promise!

Too late! *zaps you with the shrink ray and fall on the ice cream*

Time to eat!

*Yelps as I'm buried up to my waist in ice cream. Or at least, my top half is buried up to my waist. My legs kick the air uselessly as I squirm, tail thrashing about*

Bon appetit! *takes a large spoonful of ice cream with you and gulps it all down*

Nooooooooooo! You dare taste me?! I'll make you taste defeat, you micro abuser!

Let me guess, tickling me to death? More importantly, how will you escape?

easy he has a big body guard

Good, cause I really don't want him to stay trapped forever!

-shakes you upside down-

I-ah-don't-uh-think-it's-ah-work-uh-ing!

*grumble-grumble*

Cyanide, poison ivy, chocolate (poisonous to pets), etc.

That's darn right. And when I'm out and you're dead from chocolate poisoning Imma steal your wallet!!

D'awww, you flatter me. And enrage me. How dare you!

But.... Speaking makes me uncomfortable!.. :c
I prefer to curl up alone in caves and huff at nothing in particular.

Oh, and eat things.
But that doesn't involve talking!

!!!
What?! How did I not notice this comment?! Oh god I'm sorry!
... Are caves very comfortable to dragons? Do they have many things to eat in them?

For me, they are! Cold, dank [in the non-meme way], and reclusive.

And well there's not much to eat in them besides what you drag back there... but it's still totally worth!

Nice! Generally, I'm holed up in walls and mouseholes when visiting cities, or else in the roots and trunks of trees...
Caves sound like awesome spots for dragons. And if you get the right ones they're absolutely amazing, I hear!

What is your favorite color?

Green obviously because it's the best color ever since it's on me. Totally not blue. Nope. Definitely don't wish chameleons were blue so I could be my favorite col- I mean my second favorite color.

(Also SORRY! I didn't notice your comment for some reason!)