Sooo guess what happened to this idiot?
8 years ago
General
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down. Preferrably with life still inside.
At workplace, even?
Since it's been a rush all over the place, I had to haul off some magazines that we printed and had to be left for delivery truck, all with a manual forklift.
As I'm pulling the forklift I am moving backwards while looking behind me to watch for any obstacle in the way.
My shoe's sole tears and bends slightly, causing me to trip and fall backwards. I lose hold of the forklift.
The forklift, still moving from the momentum, goes right over my foot.
My toenail goes POP and falls clean off.
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Now I know how Squidward felt. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_HqBvv_cJd0/hqdefault.jpg
Since it's been a rush all over the place, I had to haul off some magazines that we printed and had to be left for delivery truck, all with a manual forklift.
As I'm pulling the forklift I am moving backwards while looking behind me to watch for any obstacle in the way.
My shoe's sole tears and bends slightly, causing me to trip and fall backwards. I lose hold of the forklift.
The forklift, still moving from the momentum, goes right over my foot.
My toenail goes POP and falls clean off.
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Now I know how Squidward felt. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_HqBvv_cJd0/hqdefault.jpg
FA+

Though I am glad a toenail is all you lost. Despite how minor such a bodily component is, we get SO a squicked out over it!
Also, very glad you still have said job!
THE
FUCK
I work in a fucking retail establishment, (although no forklift) and this is the saddest thing I've heard from someone I like in a very long time. That's so horrible Cro. :( I hope you feel better...