Guys, is this the fucking swine flu? I got it bad. Had fever, runny nose, diahrea, vommiting, and cough. Soon as I think I'm getting better, say my sniffles go away, I get something else, this hacking mucusey cough, or, even more fun: I'm puking again, can't keep any food down. I can't afford to skip work or school though. Someone cure me.