It's my birthday :D


woooo yay!

Arg.

Christmas.

So I've decided that I really really really want to play the electric guitar but I don't know where to start. Are there any guitar players out there willing to tell me how they got started? I have a brother who owns a nice guitar but never plays it, so I'm going to stealthily sneak on over and swipe it tomorrow.

Raaaaggghhhhh.. Yeearrrggghhh.. Braaaiiins...

Hey there, no self portrait from me tonight. I'm getting pretty ill and I've got an appointment with the doctor tomorrow for some tests and such. Hopefully it's just a bad stomach flu, but it's better to be safe than sorry I guess. I'll have to make up for it later this week.

LGO҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑͡... HE ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ͡COMES!!! ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ͡҉҉
s ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚S!!! ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎...S!!! ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚

̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍S!!! ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎...
S!!! ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎...S!!! ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎...S!!! ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎... ̔̕̚̕ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿.̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠

̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠






v̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠


Z̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ALG.. ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ͡O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿... ͡


҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖ ̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖ ̗̘̙
---H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙ E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙ C҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙ O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙ M҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙ E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙ S҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖ ̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖ ̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖ ̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖ ̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖ ̗̘̙

http://www.jandrewedits.com/view.ph.....be=xYHMi69-_A0

Words can't describe how much I love these.




...also this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0


EDIT: Also this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cwK.....eature=related


EDIT EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9cqKafnUrk

As much as I love Dimmu Borgir, this video is just flat out goofy. I haven't laughed this much since that Immortal video.

Hey there! I need some help.. badly. I'm having gigantic issues with calibrating my monitors. I have three, and in the process of trying to make them suck a little less, I've made them suck to the point where I can't work on them any longer. I'm on the verge of going out to pick up a new monitor unless I can get this figured out. It's driving me absolutely nuts.

If you know a thing or two about monitors and how to un-fuck them or if you have any suggestions regarding awesome monitors to look into, then I would be extraordinarily grateful if you could help me out a bit. I have a Dell E228WFP, and a LG L1920P, and a Mitsubishi Diamond Pro 2070SB. I bought the Diamond Pro for about 100 bucks off somebody thinking I got away with a really good deal, but I've had nothing but problems with it. I screwed around with the settings when I got it, and reset it to factory settings, which for some reason fucked everything straight into hell. The geometry is waaaay off and its out of focus, and I'm about to throw the 65 pounds piece of crap in the garbage unless I can fix it with somebodies help. The Dell monitor was only about 200 bucks brand new, and again I thought I was getting away with something, but after working on it for so long it's becoming more and more apparent what a turd it is. When I look at the screen dead on, the top and bottom of the monitor have about a 20% shift in value, where the top is lighter and the bottom is darker... maddening. And the colors are also way off, and in my photoshop color picker there is a ray of pure color across the top where the entire box should be a smooth gradient. I wish I could explain it better... The LG is also a lump of poo. In the photoshop color picker, the bottom fourth of the box is pure black, where there should be a smooth transition all the way from the top to the bottom. I can't tell the difference from 85% dark grey to 100% black.

Anyways, if anybody knows of a monitor calibration tool that could fix all my problems, or any advice regarding calibration or a new monitor, I would be eternally grateful.

P-p-p-please help me ;~;

So I've been wondering... If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Maybe choose 2 or 3 if you can't narrow it down to one. I think for me it's a tie between flying, shape shifting, and something involving the tossing of fireballs or the like.

Don't you hate it when you've been working for hours on something that you feel might bring you out of your half year long art block/depression and the program crashes? Shit fuck shit. I probably deserve it. I hit a squirrel with my car on purpose 5 years ago and this is what I get. I've got half a mind to squash one tomorrow D:




Anyway, who here has heard of the band Gogol Bordello? If not, check them out. Amazing stuff.

UPDATE: I remember a quote from one of my teachers, Brian Gomien. "Cover thine ass." I should have saved it. My fault/not programs fault etc. Live and learn I suppose. I miss school...

Hey there! I need some moody and depressing classical music so I can sit here in front of my computer in a dark room and think of how miserable I am deep down inside. Does anybody have and suggestions? Any composers I should look for? Quickly, before I turn off the computer and lay down on the floor in a pile of dirty laundry!


UPDATE!!! - I'm on the floor now but I can still reach my mouse! Any suggestions yet?


UPDATE UPDATE!!! - Has anybody here ever taught English in Japan? Does anybody here know anybody who has? What is it like? Is Japan cool for the first few weeks before it starts sucking like anywhere else, or is it as awesome as I'm told? I'm looking into it!

Garr, I can't sleep. This has to be your fault. Fess up to it and apologize right now. :0

I DO COCAAAIIIIINEE!!!



Hi! I found my arms. I feel like arting again! About friggin' time too. It seems like I dive into a giant vat full of misery and thumbtacks when I hit an art block. I must stay productive... Show me cool things and help me out! Favorite artists and such!

Oh yeah, and how are all of you? I missed you. :D

Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that a masked thief somehow gained entry to my smelly abode late last night and brazenly made off with both of my arms. Though I've quickly learned how to type with my nose, I will sadly be unable to upload any of my work to this site for several weeks until I've grown myself a shiny new pair of extremities... hopefully in the right places and with a decent amount of function. If you could possibly spare any time, please check your local pawnshops and garbage emporiums for a set of meatless yet flabby arms with a medium to light dusting of brown hair. Those would be mine. If you happen to find them, please send me a FA note with their new location.

Thank you very much for your time,

-The man now known as Stubby McAngry

Stop losing it so much.

ASK ME ANY QUESTION AND I WILL ANSWER... None of you know anything about me, thus it will be so revealing you'll want to kill yourself and your immediate family in a pro-wrestling roid rage. GO GO GO.

EDIT: YOU LOST THE GAME.

I'm currently buried underneath this summer workshop. No work from me for awhile then BANG motherfucker, there will be so much crap on this page. The good kind of crap if everything goes my way. Could somebody point me to an artist who does anthro facial expressions extraordinarily well? I want to see how it's done. :P

Hey guys, teach me to draw furry stuff better. :D

By the way, I'm not a sarcastic person. I really want to learn this stuff :P

Got it from louvelex.

Loverly!

age: 22
Where did you grow up: Minnesota! Wheeeeee!

WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A creek. For example, Anus creek seeps down from gooch hill.

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Hobo-wagon!

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Child bludgeon!

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
The pan!

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
my DICK.

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
The gutter!

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
The patio!

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Pop!

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Fried bison nipples!

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
A sub!

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Bathing suit or Trunks!

12. Shoes worn for sports.
Sneakers!

13. Putting a room in order.
Un-fucking!

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly!

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
The sixty-nine!

17. How do you eat your pizza?
With a side of your mom

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Garage Sale! Also, yard sale!

19. What's the evening meal?
Mother's tears...

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Dungeon!

always the best one...
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Why, that would be the water fountain! Hah haaah!



Gosh.

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.


1. Starfire in my pants
2. Rain fall down in my pants
3. Operation ground and pound in my pants
4. Victorious march in my pants
5. Spirits of the dead in my pants
6. Through fire and flames in my pants
7. Rag and bone in my pants
8. Blunt-force castration in my pants
9. Meat sandwich in my pants
10. Christians to the lions in my pants


Guffaw. It was too fun not to do :P

Fuckie.

I am be dangerous now
Not me hurt
When stairs fell down
Be pushed by you
Me hit head
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead
Soon you be dead

So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be angerous now
You throwing rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
I'm strong
You're not
You're not

I'm making time for fighting
I'm clearing time for hitting
We'll meet and I will beat you
Our schedules permitting
I pick out fighting outfit
Don't want my pants too tight
Need clothes to breath to beat you
You'll be beaten down tonight

I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
That's right
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
That's right
You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you drown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history
Feel my fist
On your face
You hate this
I feel great

One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight

So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be furious now
You say the bad word at me
You pull string and trip me
I fall down
You run
You run

I am making time for fighting
I think it's time to beat you
I think it's good decision
That I destroy and teach you
You put on very fast shoes
And try to run away
I'm very strong and last though
You're going down today

You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right

I'll draw a giant angry dick doing whatever angry thing is required by the first commenter. I can't stop drawing dicks.

What the hell? I forgot who I just copypastad this from. I'm losing my brains.

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:

Figure it out using the information in this thingamajig and you win the ultimate grand prize of all grand prizes. @-@

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Davizzle

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Black Cock (zing)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Retda

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Red Diet Coke.. I think I managed to get the most lame superhero name in the history of man.

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

Atjaveord.. Icelandic Iraqi more like.

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle names)

Clifford Jo.. Also lame.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Porky (lawd)



Well that was fun :P