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Posted 10 years agoTaken from:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6353565/
- When did you start drawing?
I clearly remember drawing things that weren't just scribbles when I was not quite three. I got a note sent home from the preschool because the teacher thought my favorite subjects at the time bats and witches were "disturbing." I was a Wizard of Oz fan, and we had bats living in the old house behind our house.
- Which hand do you use for drawing?
Right, but I manipulate the page and sometimes erase with my left.
- Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Both are the same, for me.
- Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Both are the same, for me.
- Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
Neither.
- Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Neither. 3/4 view is sometimes a little trickier.
- What do you have problems in drawing?
Inspiration and energy to draw.
- What do you like to draw?
Anthro wolves are my favorite.
- Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Both. I used to work in commercial art, which almost killed my love of art as hobby.
- Where do you start drawing from?
Depends. There's usually some specific, single thing I'll want to come across in the piece, so I'll do rough, faint outlines. I usually start with a sketch of the figure(s), then flesh them out, then work on background or landscape.
- What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
Good: Having a clear idea of what I want to draw from the start.
Bad: Adding too much detail to small structures like hands and eyes, resulting in a lot of erasure.
- Any tips for coloring/shading?
Nope. I'm colorblind.
- How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
Depends. Usually, an hour or two for a simple piece, followed by an hour or two retouching on the computer. I had one piece of art, of an anthro cheetah, that took me weeks to finish - too many spots!
- What music do you listen to while you draw?
I don't. I rarely listen to music at all, and never when I work.
- How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
The ideas usually happen instantaneously, fully formed. Unfortunately, they don't come very often any more.
- Your favorite drawing utensils?
My 0.3mm mechanical pencil that I've had for about thirty years - I've been using it since I was a kid - with hard lead. Followed by 0.5 mm mechanical pencil with soft lead. After that, I'd say a good eraser (not just for erasing - also good for shading). My fingertip, for shading and smudging. An eraser shield for adjusting details, and Photoshop for retouching and final edits.
- Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
Grey. I'm too colorblind to work with colors.
- Your favorite style(s)?
More realistic, less cartoony styles. I tend to like bold lines and high-contrast.
- Are you satisfied with your current art?
Nah. I'm never satisfied, though that doesn't keep me from being happy with it or deriving pleasure from it.
- What kind of artist are you aiming for?
Hobbyist.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6353565/
- When did you start drawing?
I clearly remember drawing things that weren't just scribbles when I was not quite three. I got a note sent home from the preschool because the teacher thought my favorite subjects at the time bats and witches were "disturbing." I was a Wizard of Oz fan, and we had bats living in the old house behind our house.
- Which hand do you use for drawing?
Right, but I manipulate the page and sometimes erase with my left.
- Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Both are the same, for me.
- Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Both are the same, for me.
- Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
Neither.
- Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Neither. 3/4 view is sometimes a little trickier.
- What do you have problems in drawing?
Inspiration and energy to draw.
- What do you like to draw?
Anthro wolves are my favorite.
- Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Both. I used to work in commercial art, which almost killed my love of art as hobby.
- Where do you start drawing from?
Depends. There's usually some specific, single thing I'll want to come across in the piece, so I'll do rough, faint outlines. I usually start with a sketch of the figure(s), then flesh them out, then work on background or landscape.
- What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
Good: Having a clear idea of what I want to draw from the start.
Bad: Adding too much detail to small structures like hands and eyes, resulting in a lot of erasure.
- Any tips for coloring/shading?
Nope. I'm colorblind.
- How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
Depends. Usually, an hour or two for a simple piece, followed by an hour or two retouching on the computer. I had one piece of art, of an anthro cheetah, that took me weeks to finish - too many spots!
- What music do you listen to while you draw?
I don't. I rarely listen to music at all, and never when I work.
- How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
The ideas usually happen instantaneously, fully formed. Unfortunately, they don't come very often any more.
- Your favorite drawing utensils?
My 0.3mm mechanical pencil that I've had for about thirty years - I've been using it since I was a kid - with hard lead. Followed by 0.5 mm mechanical pencil with soft lead. After that, I'd say a good eraser (not just for erasing - also good for shading). My fingertip, for shading and smudging. An eraser shield for adjusting details, and Photoshop for retouching and final edits.
- Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
Grey. I'm too colorblind to work with colors.
- Your favorite style(s)?
More realistic, less cartoony styles. I tend to like bold lines and high-contrast.
- Are you satisfied with your current art?
Nah. I'm never satisfied, though that doesn't keep me from being happy with it or deriving pleasure from it.
- What kind of artist are you aiming for?
Hobbyist.
Most adorable Red Riding Hood story ever
Posted 13 years agoColorado Fur in Broomfield/Westminster needs housing badly
Posted 13 years agoI have a friend here who desperately needs a place to stay - inexpensive apartment or affordable, not-crazy roommate situation. He's been staying with us temporarily, but our lease doesn't allow any more people or long-term guests, and we can't unfortunately, keep him.
He's in his fifties, extremely courteous, educated, and well-read, doesn't make a mess, and is very helpful around the house.
Unfortunately, he's had a string of bad fortune, so his funds are limited. I will personally cover his rent and living expenses until he gets on his feet, and my situation is pretty darn solid (I'm a well-paid software developer with a secure job, and several back-up clients and prospects).
He was arrested several years ago, for something completely harmless (he lived in a very conservative area, and his internet tastes got him in trouble), but if he were a criminal or a risk, I wouldn't have him as a friend, and he certainly wouldn't have been living in my home. I can vouch for him, and anyone who knows me at all knows I would not do so lightly.
We're trying to find a place, preferably in the area here, so that his support network will be close by, but if it comes down to it, he can relocate. We're running very close to the wire, and time is running out.
If anyone needs (or can make room for) a well-mannered, non-drama, mature roommate, please contact me ASAP. Please pass this along, or contact me for more information.
I can be reached at coyoteconscious[at]gmail.com (preferably) or via this board.
The situation is a little desperate - if anyone can help out, please let us know ASAP.
He's in his fifties, extremely courteous, educated, and well-read, doesn't make a mess, and is very helpful around the house.
Unfortunately, he's had a string of bad fortune, so his funds are limited. I will personally cover his rent and living expenses until he gets on his feet, and my situation is pretty darn solid (I'm a well-paid software developer with a secure job, and several back-up clients and prospects).
He was arrested several years ago, for something completely harmless (he lived in a very conservative area, and his internet tastes got him in trouble), but if he were a criminal or a risk, I wouldn't have him as a friend, and he certainly wouldn't have been living in my home. I can vouch for him, and anyone who knows me at all knows I would not do so lightly.
We're trying to find a place, preferably in the area here, so that his support network will be close by, but if it comes down to it, he can relocate. We're running very close to the wire, and time is running out.
If anyone needs (or can make room for) a well-mannered, non-drama, mature roommate, please contact me ASAP. Please pass this along, or contact me for more information.
I can be reached at coyoteconscious[at]gmail.com (preferably) or via this board.
The situation is a little desperate - if anyone can help out, please let us know ASAP.
Sorry folks
Posted 14 years agoAfter careful thought, I've decided to remove all my old work from this and some other sites. I may make it available again at some time in the future.
Taj is the bestest
Posted 14 years agoTaj (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/taj/) made this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5996513/
From this:
http://www.sofurry.com/page/24445/
I asked him to make the face more natural coyote-like. I think he did an amazing job of translating the original (I gave him the original pencil drawing as a reference), to the 3d print/figurine.
It's now sitting in my office, where I can enjoy it all the time.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5996513/
From this:
http://www.sofurry.com/page/24445/
I asked him to make the face more natural coyote-like. I think he did an amazing job of translating the original (I gave him the original pencil drawing as a reference), to the 3d print/figurine.
It's now sitting in my office, where I can enjoy it all the time.
Good Advice for Creative Folks
Posted 14 years agoJust ran across this quote, and thought it was pertinent.
http://artistmotherteacher.com/wp-c...../Picture-5.png
"Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us who do creative work, we get into it because we have good taste. But there is this gap. For the first couple years you make stuff, it’s just not that good. It’s trying to be good, it has potential, but it’s not. But your taste, the thing that got you into the game, is still killer. And your taste is why your work disappoints you. A lot of people never get past this phase, they quit. Most people I know who do interesting, creative work went through years of this. We know our work doesn’t have this special thing that we want it to have. We all go through this. And if you are just starting out or you are still in this phase, you gotta know its normal and the most important thing you can do is do a lot of work. Put yourself on a deadline so that every week you will finish one story. It is only by going through a volume of work that you will close that gap, and your work will be as good as your ambitions. And I took longer to figure out how to do this than anyone I’ve ever met. It’s gonna take awhile. It’s normal to take awhile. You’ve just gotta fight your way through"
-- Ira Glass
http://artistmotherteacher.com/wp-c...../Picture-5.png
"Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us who do creative work, we get into it because we have good taste. But there is this gap. For the first couple years you make stuff, it’s just not that good. It’s trying to be good, it has potential, but it’s not. But your taste, the thing that got you into the game, is still killer. And your taste is why your work disappoints you. A lot of people never get past this phase, they quit. Most people I know who do interesting, creative work went through years of this. We know our work doesn’t have this special thing that we want it to have. We all go through this. And if you are just starting out or you are still in this phase, you gotta know its normal and the most important thing you can do is do a lot of work. Put yourself on a deadline so that every week you will finish one story. It is only by going through a volume of work that you will close that gap, and your work will be as good as your ambitions. And I took longer to figure out how to do this than anyone I’ve ever met. It’s gonna take awhile. It’s normal to take awhile. You’ve just gotta fight your way through"
-- Ira Glass
Never get in front of a Camera - Damn Animal Planet
Posted 16 years agoSo, a friend of mine calls me up and tells me I'm on television.
I figure it's the Animal Imitators show from a few years back - the only interview I've said yes to. I'm actually asked for interviews at least a couple of times a year, and I generally turn them down, because they're almost always for shows or articles that are intended not to inform, but are sensationalized tripe designed to hold up unusual people as objects of ridicule.
The nice folks who did "Animal Imitators," for NHNZ (Natural History New Zealand) impressed me with their courtesy, sincerity, and respectful treatment of the people they interviewed. Even after the show's editing department got done with it, the show was still a fairly neutral and respectful piece. If anything on the show made any of us look foolish, that was probably our own fault. I feel like the guys from NHNZ tried very hard to avoid that.
Unfortunately, Animal Planet was _not_ showing a re-run of "Animal Imitators." Apparently, they got hold of the footage from the original show, and re-edited it, gave it different narration, and turned it into a "Look at the freaks! Aren't these people weirdoes?" kind of show, and ran it as part of their (in my opinion, low-class), infotainment show, "Weird, True & Freaky."
So, I gave an interview to the NHNZ folks, years ago, and permission to use the segment in a more or less decent show, and tonight I discover that apparently they've sold the footage to people who made _exactly_ the type of show I detest and would never in a million years give two words to.
I'm so angry, I have a vein pulsing in my head.
I'm not sure what my favorite part is. The schlocky "Oooo.... freaks.... weird..." attitude, the cheezy, schlocky word "Humanimal" that the narrator uses in what seems like every other sentence, or the fact that they didn't seem to even do basic fact checking or pay any attention to the material. I love how they say, "And here in Atlanta Georgia, Coyote Osborne..." when the piece was shot in Boulder, Colorado, and I'm sitting in the mountains in the film they show! Or maybe it's when they do that obnoxious trick of editing out segments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Mm.....eature=related
They then go on about how I'm "following an ancient tradition" and how "Coyote, the Trickster pulled the ultimate prank - becoming a man."
Honestly, I should probably be thankful - they could have made this a _lot_ worse. While this isn't the sort of show I'd have willingly given an interview to, they could have done an even less flattering show. At least they don't seem like they're being deliberately mean. I just worry who _else_ now has their grubby little hands on the original footage and could be making some complete freakshow.
I wonder how the other folks in the show feel about the Animal Planet thing, or if they're even aware of it yet. Nobody from the network contacted me, or asked permission to use this footage - which I only gave for one show.
I've already written letters of complaint, with a request to cease and desist, but that's probably pissing in the wind at this point.
I'm pretty pissed.
I figure it's the Animal Imitators show from a few years back - the only interview I've said yes to. I'm actually asked for interviews at least a couple of times a year, and I generally turn them down, because they're almost always for shows or articles that are intended not to inform, but are sensationalized tripe designed to hold up unusual people as objects of ridicule.
The nice folks who did "Animal Imitators," for NHNZ (Natural History New Zealand) impressed me with their courtesy, sincerity, and respectful treatment of the people they interviewed. Even after the show's editing department got done with it, the show was still a fairly neutral and respectful piece. If anything on the show made any of us look foolish, that was probably our own fault. I feel like the guys from NHNZ tried very hard to avoid that.
Unfortunately, Animal Planet was _not_ showing a re-run of "Animal Imitators." Apparently, they got hold of the footage from the original show, and re-edited it, gave it different narration, and turned it into a "Look at the freaks! Aren't these people weirdoes?" kind of show, and ran it as part of their (in my opinion, low-class), infotainment show, "Weird, True & Freaky."
So, I gave an interview to the NHNZ folks, years ago, and permission to use the segment in a more or less decent show, and tonight I discover that apparently they've sold the footage to people who made _exactly_ the type of show I detest and would never in a million years give two words to.
I'm so angry, I have a vein pulsing in my head.
I'm not sure what my favorite part is. The schlocky "Oooo.... freaks.... weird..." attitude, the cheezy, schlocky word "Humanimal" that the narrator uses in what seems like every other sentence, or the fact that they didn't seem to even do basic fact checking or pay any attention to the material. I love how they say, "And here in Atlanta Georgia, Coyote Osborne..." when the piece was shot in Boulder, Colorado, and I'm sitting in the mountains in the film they show! Or maybe it's when they do that obnoxious trick of editing out segments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Mm.....eature=related
They then go on about how I'm "following an ancient tradition" and how "Coyote, the Trickster pulled the ultimate prank - becoming a man."
Honestly, I should probably be thankful - they could have made this a _lot_ worse. While this isn't the sort of show I'd have willingly given an interview to, they could have done an even less flattering show. At least they don't seem like they're being deliberately mean. I just worry who _else_ now has their grubby little hands on the original footage and could be making some complete freakshow.
I wonder how the other folks in the show feel about the Animal Planet thing, or if they're even aware of it yet. Nobody from the network contacted me, or asked permission to use this footage - which I only gave for one show.
I've already written letters of complaint, with a request to cease and desist, but that's probably pissing in the wind at this point.
I'm pretty pissed.
Meme. From someone.
Posted 17 years ago1.First thing you wash in the shower?
My dick.
2.What colour is you're favourite hoodie?
I don't wear hoodies.
3.Would you kiss the last person you kissed?
I kissed them, didn't I? And that says a lot, because kissing is an alien ritual to me.
4.do you plan outfits?
In that I wear only black shirts and pants, I suppose I "plan."
5.How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Intoxificated.
6.Whats the craziest thing you've ever done in you're life?
When I was 14, I had myself committed to a mental ward, mostly to escape my mother for a brief period. Then I discovered they wanted to take my clothes away and make me wear an assless hospital gown. It freaked me out, and when I refused, they sent a pack of eight steroid-enriched "orderly" goons to force me. I took five of them out. I was 4 feet 11 inches tall at the time (didn't hit puberty until 16), and I took out five 250+ pound guys before they managed to shoot me up with thorazine - which, as it turns out, I'm deathly allergic to. I'd almost be proud of that, except that, weeks later, I ran into one of those guys, and he flinched away from me, and looked scared, and it made me feel completely awful and out of control.
7.Who was the last person you kissed?
My mate. But we're not much into kissing.
8.Person before that?
I dunno. Maybe my ex-wife, in 1994 or so.
10.What are you craving right now?
An end to stupid kissing questions.
11.What comes to mind when i say cabbage?
Farts. Cabbage is tasty, but it makes you fart.
12.Do you make prank calls?
No.
13.Ever hooked up with someone out of state?
Yes.
14.Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
Oddly enough, yes.
15.Would you dance to the taco song?
No. I don't dance.
16.Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes. As a child.
17.Do you bite into youre ice cream or just lick it?
I stuff whole spoonfuls into my mouth. On a cone, both bite and lick. Is this some kind of weird sex question?
18.Do you like anyone right now?
I like lots of people.
19.what do you think of crickets?
They're not as cute as earwigs. They kind of smell.
20.Have you ever met a celebrity?
I sang with Frank Sinatra, at the Harbor Island Spa, when I was three. He was kind of a jerk, actually.
21.Do you like cottage cheese?
Yes.
22.What are you listening to right now?
An air purifier, the sound of my keyboard, and the noise that blood makes moving through my inner ear.
25. Would you go sky diving?
Perhaps, if it was a life or death situation. Otherwise, why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
26.would you go out to eat with George w bush?
I might. He could use a good talking to.
27.Would you throw potatoes at him?
No. I'm not a child.
28.Is there anything sparkly on you?
Vermiculite. Don't ask.
30.Do you rent movies often?
No.
31.Who sits behind you in youre math class?
I'm a little old to be in class.
34.Can you count backwards from 74?
Yes, but why on earth would I?
35.who are you going to be with tonight?
My family.
36. Brown or white egg?
Brown.
38.Ever been on a train?
Yes.
39.Ever told someone you loved them?
Many, many times.
40.Do you have a cell phone?
Unfortunately.
43.What is you're best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Making me a sammich, and probably giving me a hand job or oral sex. Why?
44.Ever had cream puffs?
Yes. My grandmother made the best cream puffs in existence.
45.Ever had breaded shrimp?
Yes.
46.Have you ever seen the butterfly effect?
Yes. Wow. The person who made this meme was either dumb, or very ADD.
47.What was the last question you asked?
"Why the fuck isn't this website organized sensibly?"
48.What was the last CD you bought?
Dunno. Possibly a b-52's cd I bought about 20 years ago.
49.What was youre bus number for school?
Who the fuck cares?
51.Is youre hair curly?
When I have hair, it is wavy.
52.Last time you cried?
When I thought about the suffering in the world. Really.
53.Ever walked into a wall?
Yes.
54.Evar walked up a wall?
No. I fell on my ass trying to do that.
55. Ever bought anything from PacSun?
No, not to my knowledge.
56.Favourite time of year?
Samhain.
58.Favourite colour(s)
Black. No, I'm not a goth. I was like this before there were goths.
60.Do you have any tattoos?
Yes.
61.who was the last person you held hands with?
My mate.
62.Do you ever sleep with the tv on?
I don't even own a television set. TV rots your brain.
63.Where was youre default picture taken?
What the fuck is a default picture? If you mean my _favorite_ picture of myself, it was taken at my friend Teresa's house, in Athens, Georgia, and I was wearing a leather outfit that wasn't a fetish outfit that I looked amazing in.
64.Why was youre default picture taken?
Because someone thought I was purdy enough to take a picture of.
65.Do you like youre life right now?
Yes.
66.How do you feel about love?
I love it.
67.What is youre favourite animal?
Me.
69.Do you have good vision?
No.
70.Can you hula hoop?
Perhaps, but I have no desire to.
71.Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Maybe. Depends on if they learn not to cheat.
72.Do you have a job?
Yes.
74.What are you wearing?
A bathrobe.
75.What does youre hair look like?
I shave it off. It's stubbly now.
76.Ever climbed out of a window?
Yes.
77.Can you handle the truth?
Yes. Can you?
78.What was the most recent thing you bought?
A mouse that I don't need and am returning.
79.How often do you talk on the phone?
Daily. But I can't stand phones. I need to do it for my job.
80.what was the longest you ever talked to someone on the phone?
I don't know. One minute is too long. I hate phones.
81.Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
I'd be hard pressed to find 3 people I hate. I might not even hate one. But I'm sure I could find millions I dislike being around. Is that the same as disliking them?
83.Are you sarcastic?
I've been trying. I don't really understand sarcasm. Really. I am not making this up.
84.Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes. I've done worse, too. Not sure I'm proud of that, but they really shouldn't have hit me with the car and then tried to rob me.
85.Do looks matter?
To me? Looks that you can do something about matter. Looks you didn't choose don't.
86.Do you use chapstick?
No.
87.Are you too forgiving?
I forgive people a lot. I forgive people as much as I choose, and as much as I think is right. So no, I don't think I'm too forgiving.
88.Do you own something from hot Topic?
No.
89.Do you own a gun?
No. I had one, an heirloom, but I gave it to someone who actually likes guns.
90.Have you made a prank call?
When I was a child.
91.Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes. I've built castles. I've even stormed some.
92.Do you like youre hair?
I suppose. I like shaving it off better.
93.Do you like yourself?
Yes.
95.Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time?
Happy, and pissed off, in that order. Happy wins, though.
96.When was the last time you talked on msn?
I use it all the time, because it is required for my job.
99.What are you doing today?
Answering some fairly stupid, shallow questions, then desperately hoping I can overcome my insomnia enough to sleep.
100.Tag 5 people:
Get real.
My dick.
2.What colour is you're favourite hoodie?
I don't wear hoodies.
3.Would you kiss the last person you kissed?
I kissed them, didn't I? And that says a lot, because kissing is an alien ritual to me.
4.do you plan outfits?
In that I wear only black shirts and pants, I suppose I "plan."
5.How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Intoxificated.
6.Whats the craziest thing you've ever done in you're life?
When I was 14, I had myself committed to a mental ward, mostly to escape my mother for a brief period. Then I discovered they wanted to take my clothes away and make me wear an assless hospital gown. It freaked me out, and when I refused, they sent a pack of eight steroid-enriched "orderly" goons to force me. I took five of them out. I was 4 feet 11 inches tall at the time (didn't hit puberty until 16), and I took out five 250+ pound guys before they managed to shoot me up with thorazine - which, as it turns out, I'm deathly allergic to. I'd almost be proud of that, except that, weeks later, I ran into one of those guys, and he flinched away from me, and looked scared, and it made me feel completely awful and out of control.
7.Who was the last person you kissed?
My mate. But we're not much into kissing.
8.Person before that?
I dunno. Maybe my ex-wife, in 1994 or so.
10.What are you craving right now?
An end to stupid kissing questions.
11.What comes to mind when i say cabbage?
Farts. Cabbage is tasty, but it makes you fart.
12.Do you make prank calls?
No.
13.Ever hooked up with someone out of state?
Yes.
14.Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
Oddly enough, yes.
15.Would you dance to the taco song?
No. I don't dance.
16.Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes. As a child.
17.Do you bite into youre ice cream or just lick it?
I stuff whole spoonfuls into my mouth. On a cone, both bite and lick. Is this some kind of weird sex question?
18.Do you like anyone right now?
I like lots of people.
19.what do you think of crickets?
They're not as cute as earwigs. They kind of smell.
20.Have you ever met a celebrity?
I sang with Frank Sinatra, at the Harbor Island Spa, when I was three. He was kind of a jerk, actually.
21.Do you like cottage cheese?
Yes.
22.What are you listening to right now?
An air purifier, the sound of my keyboard, and the noise that blood makes moving through my inner ear.
25. Would you go sky diving?
Perhaps, if it was a life or death situation. Otherwise, why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
26.would you go out to eat with George w bush?
I might. He could use a good talking to.
27.Would you throw potatoes at him?
No. I'm not a child.
28.Is there anything sparkly on you?
Vermiculite. Don't ask.
30.Do you rent movies often?
No.
31.Who sits behind you in youre math class?
I'm a little old to be in class.
34.Can you count backwards from 74?
Yes, but why on earth would I?
35.who are you going to be with tonight?
My family.
36. Brown or white egg?
Brown.
38.Ever been on a train?
Yes.
39.Ever told someone you loved them?
Many, many times.
40.Do you have a cell phone?
Unfortunately.
43.What is you're best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Making me a sammich, and probably giving me a hand job or oral sex. Why?
44.Ever had cream puffs?
Yes. My grandmother made the best cream puffs in existence.
45.Ever had breaded shrimp?
Yes.
46.Have you ever seen the butterfly effect?
Yes. Wow. The person who made this meme was either dumb, or very ADD.
47.What was the last question you asked?
"Why the fuck isn't this website organized sensibly?"
48.What was the last CD you bought?
Dunno. Possibly a b-52's cd I bought about 20 years ago.
49.What was youre bus number for school?
Who the fuck cares?
51.Is youre hair curly?
When I have hair, it is wavy.
52.Last time you cried?
When I thought about the suffering in the world. Really.
53.Ever walked into a wall?
Yes.
54.Evar walked up a wall?
No. I fell on my ass trying to do that.
55. Ever bought anything from PacSun?
No, not to my knowledge.
56.Favourite time of year?
Samhain.
58.Favourite colour(s)
Black. No, I'm not a goth. I was like this before there were goths.
60.Do you have any tattoos?
Yes.
61.who was the last person you held hands with?
My mate.
62.Do you ever sleep with the tv on?
I don't even own a television set. TV rots your brain.
63.Where was youre default picture taken?
What the fuck is a default picture? If you mean my _favorite_ picture of myself, it was taken at my friend Teresa's house, in Athens, Georgia, and I was wearing a leather outfit that wasn't a fetish outfit that I looked amazing in.
64.Why was youre default picture taken?
Because someone thought I was purdy enough to take a picture of.
65.Do you like youre life right now?
Yes.
66.How do you feel about love?
I love it.
67.What is youre favourite animal?
Me.
69.Do you have good vision?
No.
70.Can you hula hoop?
Perhaps, but I have no desire to.
71.Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Maybe. Depends on if they learn not to cheat.
72.Do you have a job?
Yes.
74.What are you wearing?
A bathrobe.
75.What does youre hair look like?
I shave it off. It's stubbly now.
76.Ever climbed out of a window?
Yes.
77.Can you handle the truth?
Yes. Can you?
78.What was the most recent thing you bought?
A mouse that I don't need and am returning.
79.How often do you talk on the phone?
Daily. But I can't stand phones. I need to do it for my job.
80.what was the longest you ever talked to someone on the phone?
I don't know. One minute is too long. I hate phones.
81.Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
I'd be hard pressed to find 3 people I hate. I might not even hate one. But I'm sure I could find millions I dislike being around. Is that the same as disliking them?
83.Are you sarcastic?
I've been trying. I don't really understand sarcasm. Really. I am not making this up.
84.Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes. I've done worse, too. Not sure I'm proud of that, but they really shouldn't have hit me with the car and then tried to rob me.
85.Do looks matter?
To me? Looks that you can do something about matter. Looks you didn't choose don't.
86.Do you use chapstick?
No.
87.Are you too forgiving?
I forgive people a lot. I forgive people as much as I choose, and as much as I think is right. So no, I don't think I'm too forgiving.
88.Do you own something from hot Topic?
No.
89.Do you own a gun?
No. I had one, an heirloom, but I gave it to someone who actually likes guns.
90.Have you made a prank call?
When I was a child.
91.Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes. I've built castles. I've even stormed some.
92.Do you like youre hair?
I suppose. I like shaving it off better.
93.Do you like yourself?
Yes.
95.Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time?
Happy, and pissed off, in that order. Happy wins, though.
96.When was the last time you talked on msn?
I use it all the time, because it is required for my job.
99.What are you doing today?
Answering some fairly stupid, shallow questions, then desperately hoping I can overcome my insomnia enough to sleep.
100.Tag 5 people:
Get real.
Unsexual sexual meme - from Leucrotta's Journal
Posted 17 years agoGot from <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/.....rotta</a>;
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. There are people on my friends list I _have_ had sex with.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. After a shower and toothbrushing.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top side. No, really, I usually sleep on the right. Or whatever side is away from the wall, because my mate likes to sleep by the wall.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes. But not to have sex with. Is this supposed to be some kind of clever euphemism?
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I don't recall having done so. I sure hope this isn't supposed to be a sex question.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. But I do it all the time just because I like to be naked. I thought of having a reverse-strip webcam, where people could send me money to put my clothes back on.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower usually.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Uh, what?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I love several people on my friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope.
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Depends. Who's paying?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Miami. Florida is a really weird place.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends who wanted me to do it. If they were creepy, no. But I have shaved my whole body for art before.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope. But I've kicked people out.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Certainly not.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. But I'm not much into kissing.
24. Favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does shower sex count?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Only if you count technicalities (I work from home, so I've had sex in my place of work, but not during working hours).
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I wouldn't use the word caught. That would imply that I was doing it on the sly. I have had people accidentally walk in on me though.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Probably a few people I know. # [EMAIL] [/EMAIL] # [EMAIL] [/EMAIL]
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. There are people on my friends list I _have_ had sex with.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. After a shower and toothbrushing.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top side. No, really, I usually sleep on the right. Or whatever side is away from the wall, because my mate likes to sleep by the wall.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes. But not to have sex with. Is this supposed to be some kind of clever euphemism?
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I don't recall having done so. I sure hope this isn't supposed to be a sex question.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. But I do it all the time just because I like to be naked. I thought of having a reverse-strip webcam, where people could send me money to put my clothes back on.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower usually.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Uh, what?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I love several people on my friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope.
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Depends. Who's paying?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Miami. Florida is a really weird place.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends who wanted me to do it. If they were creepy, no. But I have shaved my whole body for art before.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope. But I've kicked people out.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Certainly not.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. But I'm not much into kissing.
24. Favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does shower sex count?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Only if you count technicalities (I work from home, so I've had sex in my place of work, but not during working hours).
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I wouldn't use the word caught. That would imply that I was doing it on the sly. I have had people accidentally walk in on me though.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Probably a few people I know. # [EMAIL] [/EMAIL] # [EMAIL] [/EMAIL]
What content to post
Posted 18 years agoHere's what I suggest to people.
Draw what you want to draw. Write what you want to write. Don't worry whether anyone else will approve. Do what comes through you, what you see as beauty, what excites you.
Don't let anyone make you feel ashamed of it.
Don't worry about whether the prudes will think it's too smutty.
Don't worry about whether the horn-dogs will not think it's hard-core enough.
Nothing is more beautitful or more meaningful than honesty and when you bare your soul, unafraid, or in the face of fears.
Don't worry you're too dorky, or too "out there." Don't worry whether it meets a criteria.
Make the art that comes from inside you, that you want to see, for whatever reason you want to see it.
Draw what you want to draw. Write what you want to write. Don't worry whether anyone else will approve. Do what comes through you, what you see as beauty, what excites you.
Don't let anyone make you feel ashamed of it.
Don't worry about whether the prudes will think it's too smutty.
Don't worry about whether the horn-dogs will not think it's hard-core enough.
Nothing is more beautitful or more meaningful than honesty and when you bare your soul, unafraid, or in the face of fears.
Don't worry you're too dorky, or too "out there." Don't worry whether it meets a criteria.
Make the art that comes from inside you, that you want to see, for whatever reason you want to see it.
Thoughts on commission policies...
Posted 18 years agoToday, after doing a lot of thought over the last couple of weeks, I came to the conclusion that I could not complete a promised commission in a timely fashion.
So I refunded the person's money, and wrote a letter of apology explaining why, and that I was sorry. (Apology, by the way, isn't just saying you are sorry... it's saying why you did as you did - it means literally, "the words that come after")
Anyway... I felt extra bad, because this is a person who I know has had artists keep him hanging on commissions for ages sometimes, and not only never deliver, even after years, but don't return the money paid.
And I've heard similar complaints from lots of people in the fandom - that they pay up-front for commissions, and then end up getting neither the commission nor their money back.
I don't think that's fair.
I also hear about artists who don't ask for money up-front, do the commission, and then don't get paid.
That's sure as hell not fair either.
I've worked as a commercial artist off and on for years. Back when I started, I got burned by more clients than you could shake a stick at. For a while, I was lucky if I saw ten percent of what I was owed - they'd get the art, and even use it, and then not pay, and I'd have to go into collections.
So, what I started doing, years ago, and which has worked very well, is to ask for good faith money up-front from most of my customers... but not the whole amount. I get a _percentage_ of money up front, and do not begin work until I have it in hand.
Then, when the client gets the finished work, I demonstrate that the work is completed, get paid the rest, and give them the finalized art, website, or whatever.
At the worst, I do some work and only get paid half (I usually ask for 50% up front), and I at least don't _lose_ money if there are any material costs.
And obviously, the client doesn't sink a bunch of money into me and then lose all of it if I get hit by a truck or something.
It's a good way, I think, of establishing trust in a new business relationship, where both parties have something to win, and something to lose.
I think, frankly, that there's a lot of artists that will be much more highly motivated to finish a piece of work if they know that they won't finish getting paid until they actually finish it.
But I also think a lot fewer artists will get screwed if they have good faith money, up-front, that the commission purchaser will lose if they aren't willing to come through with the rest when the work is done.
Often, I am sure, it's not even that anyone is out to screw anyone. I'm betting that sometimes, life just goes wrong for artist or client, and someone's not _able_ to come through.
But artists? It's just not fair for you to take the client's money and never deliver anything but empty promises. The least that you can do is be honest with the client if you can't finish and can't refund for some reason - even if that means that people are going to hear you didn't deliver.
To begin with... that will look a lot better on your reputation than having a bunch of people say "I've been waiting two years for this picture, and can't even get a refund or a straight answer out of them!"
If everyone would at least _try_ to do the right thing, even when it's uncomfortable, I think it's safe to say that the right thing would happen a lot more often, and maybe a lot fewer people would end up feeling jaded.
But when you make an obligation, you should always try to either live up to it or make real amends. Not just blow it off.
Heck.. I gave a refund and an apology, and I still feel like a heel. But I did it anyway, because I'd be a heel if I didn't.
P.S. I think that if you are a person who pays for a commission and gets screwed or if you are an artist/creator who does a commission and gets screwed, you should say so. You should be fair and honest about the circumstances, and you shouldn't let your temper get the better of you and cause you to blow it up so that the person is a worse villain than they are... but you should tell people, as long as what you tell them is the truth.
That will help people other people avoid getting screwed. It will help truly dishonest and unreliable people from being rewarded for their actions. And that could contribute to making "getting screwed" a lot less likely to happen in the community.
So I refunded the person's money, and wrote a letter of apology explaining why, and that I was sorry. (Apology, by the way, isn't just saying you are sorry... it's saying why you did as you did - it means literally, "the words that come after")
Anyway... I felt extra bad, because this is a person who I know has had artists keep him hanging on commissions for ages sometimes, and not only never deliver, even after years, but don't return the money paid.
And I've heard similar complaints from lots of people in the fandom - that they pay up-front for commissions, and then end up getting neither the commission nor their money back.
I don't think that's fair.
I also hear about artists who don't ask for money up-front, do the commission, and then don't get paid.
That's sure as hell not fair either.
I've worked as a commercial artist off and on for years. Back when I started, I got burned by more clients than you could shake a stick at. For a while, I was lucky if I saw ten percent of what I was owed - they'd get the art, and even use it, and then not pay, and I'd have to go into collections.
So, what I started doing, years ago, and which has worked very well, is to ask for good faith money up-front from most of my customers... but not the whole amount. I get a _percentage_ of money up front, and do not begin work until I have it in hand.
Then, when the client gets the finished work, I demonstrate that the work is completed, get paid the rest, and give them the finalized art, website, or whatever.
At the worst, I do some work and only get paid half (I usually ask for 50% up front), and I at least don't _lose_ money if there are any material costs.
And obviously, the client doesn't sink a bunch of money into me and then lose all of it if I get hit by a truck or something.
It's a good way, I think, of establishing trust in a new business relationship, where both parties have something to win, and something to lose.
I think, frankly, that there's a lot of artists that will be much more highly motivated to finish a piece of work if they know that they won't finish getting paid until they actually finish it.
But I also think a lot fewer artists will get screwed if they have good faith money, up-front, that the commission purchaser will lose if they aren't willing to come through with the rest when the work is done.
Often, I am sure, it's not even that anyone is out to screw anyone. I'm betting that sometimes, life just goes wrong for artist or client, and someone's not _able_ to come through.
But artists? It's just not fair for you to take the client's money and never deliver anything but empty promises. The least that you can do is be honest with the client if you can't finish and can't refund for some reason - even if that means that people are going to hear you didn't deliver.
To begin with... that will look a lot better on your reputation than having a bunch of people say "I've been waiting two years for this picture, and can't even get a refund or a straight answer out of them!"
If everyone would at least _try_ to do the right thing, even when it's uncomfortable, I think it's safe to say that the right thing would happen a lot more often, and maybe a lot fewer people would end up feeling jaded.
But when you make an obligation, you should always try to either live up to it or make real amends. Not just blow it off.
Heck.. I gave a refund and an apology, and I still feel like a heel. But I did it anyway, because I'd be a heel if I didn't.
P.S. I think that if you are a person who pays for a commission and gets screwed or if you are an artist/creator who does a commission and gets screwed, you should say so. You should be fair and honest about the circumstances, and you shouldn't let your temper get the better of you and cause you to blow it up so that the person is a worse villain than they are... but you should tell people, as long as what you tell them is the truth.
That will help people other people avoid getting screwed. It will help truly dishonest and unreliable people from being rewarded for their actions. And that could contribute to making "getting screwed" a lot less likely to happen in the community.
Meme-ness
Posted 18 years agoLAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: Coyote Osborne
Birthday: July 4
Current Location: Atlanta
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown, but I shave my head.
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: western: Cancer, Eastern: Strong Metal Dog (Triple metal dog)
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: I am concerned for the world..
Your perfect pizza: Extra cheese w/ gyro meat, feta and sun-dried tomato.
Goal for future: Change the world for the better
LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: I wish I still smoked.
Your best physical feature: conjoined twin. (great for starting conversations).
Your bedtime: 6 am
Your most missed memory: My terrified foes all ganging up to kill me at once and me laughing as I died. Leaving graffiti that later stumped archaeologists. Also, fishing in the keys with my grandparents.
LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonald's or Burger King: The Vortex Grill (coronary bypass burgers rule!)
Single or group dates: Group
Adidas or Nike: Harley biker boots.
Lipton tea or Nestea: Red Rose
Chocolate or vanilla: yes.
Cappuccino or coffee: French-pressed coffee
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: No. Really. I gave that up years ago. It's easier Than you think.
Take a shower: When I'm dirty or in an altered state..
Believe in yourself: yes
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: When I was three, I sang "you are my sunshine" with Frank Sinatra at the Harbor Island Spa. Really. I didn't like him very much. He kept upstaging me. What kind of Jerk upstages a three-year-old?
Gone skating: yes
Dyed your hair: Yes. And now I shave it. Let's Just say it was character-building and leave it at that.
LAYER SEVEN:RANDOM
Gotten beaten up: Once. By a girl. Everyone else I've basically beat the crap out of.
Changed who you were to fit in: Tried when I was a kid. Learned that is a Fool's game, but not this fool's. Be yourself.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: I don't lie but the truth is complicated. We'll Just go with 36, since it's on my driver's license.
What did you do for your last birthday: Had a nice day with Friends, ate and drank and was merry.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye color: grey or yellow
Best hair color: Black
Clothing style: What they're comfy in.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: filling this out
1 hour ago: chatting with friends. in real life, not online.
1 year ago: Running my small press company into the ground.
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Everyone. But my chosen family most..
I feel: Tired but hopeful.
I hide: The truth, in plain sight. Not necessarily on purpose. It's amazing what people will ignore, blow off, or think your'e kidding about.
I miss: financial security.
I want: ecstasis.
I need: a career. Or a patron. The lottery would be nice,too.
Name: Coyote Osborne
Birthday: July 4
Current Location: Atlanta
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown, but I shave my head.
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: western: Cancer, Eastern: Strong Metal Dog (Triple metal dog)
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: I am concerned for the world..
Your perfect pizza: Extra cheese w/ gyro meat, feta and sun-dried tomato.
Goal for future: Change the world for the better
LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: I wish I still smoked.
Your best physical feature: conjoined twin. (great for starting conversations).
Your bedtime: 6 am
Your most missed memory: My terrified foes all ganging up to kill me at once and me laughing as I died. Leaving graffiti that later stumped archaeologists. Also, fishing in the keys with my grandparents.
LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonald's or Burger King: The Vortex Grill (coronary bypass burgers rule!)
Single or group dates: Group
Adidas or Nike: Harley biker boots.
Lipton tea or Nestea: Red Rose
Chocolate or vanilla: yes.
Cappuccino or coffee: French-pressed coffee
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: No. Really. I gave that up years ago. It's easier Than you think.
Take a shower: When I'm dirty or in an altered state..
Believe in yourself: yes
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: When I was three, I sang "you are my sunshine" with Frank Sinatra at the Harbor Island Spa. Really. I didn't like him very much. He kept upstaging me. What kind of Jerk upstages a three-year-old?
Gone skating: yes
Dyed your hair: Yes. And now I shave it. Let's Just say it was character-building and leave it at that.
LAYER SEVEN:RANDOM
Gotten beaten up: Once. By a girl. Everyone else I've basically beat the crap out of.
Changed who you were to fit in: Tried when I was a kid. Learned that is a Fool's game, but not this fool's. Be yourself.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: I don't lie but the truth is complicated. We'll Just go with 36, since it's on my driver's license.
What did you do for your last birthday: Had a nice day with Friends, ate and drank and was merry.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye color: grey or yellow
Best hair color: Black
Clothing style: What they're comfy in.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: filling this out
1 hour ago: chatting with friends. in real life, not online.
1 year ago: Running my small press company into the ground.
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Everyone. But my chosen family most..
I feel: Tired but hopeful.
I hide: The truth, in plain sight. Not necessarily on purpose. It's amazing what people will ignore, blow off, or think your'e kidding about.
I miss: financial security.
I want: ecstasis.
I need: a career. Or a patron. The lottery would be nice,too.
Just uploaded the latest Farren's Fixers
Posted 18 years agoI've just completed the latest installment of Farren's Fixers... this one's shaping up to be a two-parter.
Koben and Zain, mercenaries for Farren's Fixers begin a dangerous undercover mission to a planet called Borgia... and their cover involves being sold into slavery on a world where Wolvan and other nonhumans are considered animals or worse.
Can they survive their trip into the belly of the beast?
I'll be posting this simultaneously here, on Yiffstar, and of course on my personal homepage at http://www.coytoeoldone.com/
I know I've kept everyone waiting, so I hope that the wait was worth it. As usual... I'll <i>try</i> to finish the next installment this week... but I hate to make promises... I think the universe can hear when I do it, and work to thwart me.
Anyway... part five of Farren's will be coming soon. Hope everyone enjoys part four.
Koben and Zain, mercenaries for Farren's Fixers begin a dangerous undercover mission to a planet called Borgia... and their cover involves being sold into slavery on a world where Wolvan and other nonhumans are considered animals or worse.
Can they survive their trip into the belly of the beast?
I'll be posting this simultaneously here, on Yiffstar, and of course on my personal homepage at http://www.coytoeoldone.com/
I know I've kept everyone waiting, so I hope that the wait was worth it. As usual... I'll <i>try</i> to finish the next installment this week... but I hate to make promises... I think the universe can hear when I do it, and work to thwart me.
Anyway... part five of Farren's will be coming soon. Hope everyone enjoys part four.
Liquid Latex Body Painting Guides
Posted 18 years agoI have added an articles and guides section to my personal website.
http://www.coyoteoldone.com/articles
To kick it off, I have added a revised, new edition of my guide on how to apply full-body liquid latex body paint, as well as a new how-to for making artistic decals that can be easily applied to latex body paint.
If there is anyone else interested in body painting, latex or not, I'd love to hear from them, or see pics.
http://www.coyoteoldone.com/articles
To kick it off, I have added a revised, new edition of my guide on how to apply full-body liquid latex body paint, as well as a new how-to for making artistic decals that can be easily applied to latex body paint.
If there is anyone else interested in body painting, latex or not, I'd love to hear from them, or see pics.
Updated my personal website, and posted a couple pics (there
Posted 18 years agoI've updated my personal website at:
http://www.coyoteoldone.com/
Everything's cleaned up, redesigned, and reorganized. I've set up new Gallery software for showing off my work, though I'll also post new artwork here as I create it.
I'll probably re-post a lot of my older stuff here on FA, but with the lack of ability to sort it or arrange it into galleries, I may end up being lazy and not doing it for a while, or only adding my new material here. Opinions welcome.
I've added a couple new pics, drawn on a Tablet PC loaned to me temporarily by my good friend Walkingraven. I have to say, I love it, and when he gets it back, it will probably be slightly drool-covered.
I really love being able to sketch and draw directly on the screen with the stylus. That alone makes the thing drool-worthy. Some people get all the best toys! : )
http://www.coyoteoldone.com/
Everything's cleaned up, redesigned, and reorganized. I've set up new Gallery software for showing off my work, though I'll also post new artwork here as I create it.
I'll probably re-post a lot of my older stuff here on FA, but with the lack of ability to sort it or arrange it into galleries, I may end up being lazy and not doing it for a while, or only adding my new material here. Opinions welcome.
I've added a couple new pics, drawn on a Tablet PC loaned to me temporarily by my good friend Walkingraven. I have to say, I love it, and when he gets it back, it will probably be slightly drool-covered.
I really love being able to sketch and draw directly on the screen with the stylus. That alone makes the thing drool-worthy. Some people get all the best toys! : )
More writing, at long last
Posted 18 years agoI've been feeling a bit guilty about not getting more installments of Farren's Fixer's out in a timely fashion - but real life has been getting in the way. When I have to choose between paying work (or just necessary work) and writing, unfortunately, the writing has to take a back seat - even though I hate that.
If only I wrote the sort of things one could make a living on!
Since it's been taking me so long, I decided to give the next installment of Farren's Fixer's a polish, and post it here and on Yiffstar.
Farren's Fixers 3: The Vigil, was originally part of a much longer story, which I have decided to seperate into a standalone episode for considerations of length. I'm well into part 4 of Farren's, which "The Vigil" is a lead-in to. It should be a lot more hard-core in a number of ways, so let's let Koben and his friends have some good clean... (for certain values of "clean") fun in this one.
I've also, after careful thought, decided to release the first fifteen chapters of my ongoing science fiction novel, The Zoo. I have been working on the Zoo since at least 2003. It's gone through a number of reincarnations and reworkings as I attempt (I hope not in vain) to improve my writing and create the story.
I don't know how to classify The Zoo. It's definitely an adult story. While it does indeed contain numerous elements that I think well and truly classify as kinky or fetishy or erotica, not every chapter is going to include something like that. The Zoo is basically a manifestation of some of my feelings about how sentient beings classify one another - and how they tend to treat other so-called "lesser" beings. But it also includes some of my odd, warped little fantasies or nightmares. I worry that The Zoo may be a bit slow in places - I'm usually more for the "Get em Rusty! Blam Zap!" sort of science fiction, but the story won't leave me alone, so I'm writing it... and sharing it.
And yes, as you can tell from the title, it's about sentient beings who find themselves taken as subjects for an alien menagerie.
I'm still working on the next installment of Farren's, and it's coming nicely - I just don't have as much time as I'd like to work on it.
I also have a mainstream (not sex-filled) fantasy novel I'm working on, featuring anthro characters (of course), loosely set in, if not the same world as "Jax," one very similar. The novel will be a character-oriented piece done in seperate chapters, focusing on the points of view of each of the main characters as the story progresses.
I may or may not end up posting bits of that novel, tentatively called "FireKeep" soon. I'm not sure if it's ready, and I'd hate to end up rewriting large portions of it, after letting people read early drafts.
Anyway, I may not post more new material right away - I'm struggling to figure out a way to make my daily bread. But I'll certainly check on to see what comments, if any, people would like to make.
I wish this could be my day-job, but that's not likely. ; ) Sometimes, labors of love take longer.
If only I wrote the sort of things one could make a living on!
Since it's been taking me so long, I decided to give the next installment of Farren's Fixer's a polish, and post it here and on Yiffstar.
Farren's Fixers 3: The Vigil, was originally part of a much longer story, which I have decided to seperate into a standalone episode for considerations of length. I'm well into part 4 of Farren's, which "The Vigil" is a lead-in to. It should be a lot more hard-core in a number of ways, so let's let Koben and his friends have some good clean... (for certain values of "clean") fun in this one.
I've also, after careful thought, decided to release the first fifteen chapters of my ongoing science fiction novel, The Zoo. I have been working on the Zoo since at least 2003. It's gone through a number of reincarnations and reworkings as I attempt (I hope not in vain) to improve my writing and create the story.
I don't know how to classify The Zoo. It's definitely an adult story. While it does indeed contain numerous elements that I think well and truly classify as kinky or fetishy or erotica, not every chapter is going to include something like that. The Zoo is basically a manifestation of some of my feelings about how sentient beings classify one another - and how they tend to treat other so-called "lesser" beings. But it also includes some of my odd, warped little fantasies or nightmares. I worry that The Zoo may be a bit slow in places - I'm usually more for the "Get em Rusty! Blam Zap!" sort of science fiction, but the story won't leave me alone, so I'm writing it... and sharing it.
And yes, as you can tell from the title, it's about sentient beings who find themselves taken as subjects for an alien menagerie.
I'm still working on the next installment of Farren's, and it's coming nicely - I just don't have as much time as I'd like to work on it.
I also have a mainstream (not sex-filled) fantasy novel I'm working on, featuring anthro characters (of course), loosely set in, if not the same world as "Jax," one very similar. The novel will be a character-oriented piece done in seperate chapters, focusing on the points of view of each of the main characters as the story progresses.
I may or may not end up posting bits of that novel, tentatively called "FireKeep" soon. I'm not sure if it's ready, and I'd hate to end up rewriting large portions of it, after letting people read early drafts.
Anyway, I may not post more new material right away - I'm struggling to figure out a way to make my daily bread. But I'll certainly check on to see what comments, if any, people would like to make.
I wish this could be my day-job, but that's not likely. ; ) Sometimes, labors of love take longer.
Honesty meme
Posted 18 years agoFrom:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/captaingerbear/
1. Honestly, what color is your shirt?
I'm not actually wearing one at the moment, but almost all my shirts are black.
2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
Whether this bout of insomnia will wear off so I can finally get some sleep.
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Tryign to tire out my brain enough to sleep.
4. Honestly, do you think Britney Spears is attractive?
Not to me.
5. Where did #5 go?
I guess it's here, possibly in a different form. Perhaps this isn't the first number five. (lightning flash, dramatic music)
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
I don't think so. I think I've managed to be good today.
7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
No. I rarely watch any television.
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
My friend Christopher.
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Nope.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
People who make the world shittier instead of making it better or at least refraining from making it worse.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
I pick at them with my other nails. I only bite them a little to get them started, if they won't cooperate. : )
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
I don't think so. I sometimes use food for comfort, but not in a way that's proved dysfunctional so far.
13. Where is question 13?
I'm wondering if somewhere along the trail, someone didn't want to answer questions, or didn't want to ask them, or is just as bad as me at numbering. : )
14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
At this point, no, I don't think so. Not much of any, I suppose.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
Depends on how you define friendship. I have had people I considered friends, and tried to be a friend to, despite not liking many things about them.
16-17 are with 5 and 13 evidently. Honestly I think this quiz was numbered by a rere.
Possibly so.
19. Honestly, do you like anyone?
Yes. And more than just one. Honestly! : )
20. Honestly, does anyone like you?
I feel safe in saying yes. And that makes me feel happy, because the opinions of many of the people who've indicated they like me mean a lot to me.
*Anger Section*
1. What do you do when you're mad?
I try to stew quietly, but I also try to not procrastinate too much on addressing what makes me mad. I try not to fly off the handle immediately. I usually give myself some cool-down time to really think about it, then I say something. I try to do that _now_ anyway. I used to blow up more easily.
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
Overreacted and flamed without thinking.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
Oh yes.
*CRYING SECTION*
1. Did you cry last week?
Yes, but just over something sad in a novel. : )
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes, but not for a long, long time.
3. Do certain songs make you cry?
Yes. For some weird reason, a certain remix of that song "Atlantis" by Donovan (a new-agey singer from the sixties or seventies) has always done it.
4. What usually makes you cry?
Hell... there's more than one thing, but I don't cry all the time. Finding out I've hurt someone, or when I feel my friendship has been devalued or betrayed makes me cry. So do sad movies, and certain happy things.
*Happy Section*
Where's 1 and 2?
Maybe some of these, or some of the above, are actually the original "missing" entries from above. The world may never know. : )
3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
Yes. Although in some ways (not so much as when I was younger), being around other people, even those I love and enjoy, often takes energy and tires me out, even when I'm having a great time. So I also need recharge time.
4. Do you believe in yourself?
Ultimately, yes. That doesn't mean I assume I'm perfect. But I trust myself to try and do the best I can for the right reasons.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you feel happy?
Depends. I usually take it as a compliment, even though my appearance isn't something I base my worth as a person on. I think that often, people are just trying to be nice, or they want to share that something makes them happy. But if I think there's an ulterior motive, or that they're being insincere for some reason, that sort of bugs me.
Usually, the comment doesn't strike me as being bad or ill-intended, so I assume that either I do look nice to them and that it makes them happy and they want to say so, or that they're attempting to be nice.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/captaingerbear/
1. Honestly, what color is your shirt?
I'm not actually wearing one at the moment, but almost all my shirts are black.
2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
Whether this bout of insomnia will wear off so I can finally get some sleep.
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Tryign to tire out my brain enough to sleep.
4. Honestly, do you think Britney Spears is attractive?
Not to me.
5. Where did #5 go?
I guess it's here, possibly in a different form. Perhaps this isn't the first number five. (lightning flash, dramatic music)
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
I don't think so. I think I've managed to be good today.
7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
No. I rarely watch any television.
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
My friend Christopher.
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Nope.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
People who make the world shittier instead of making it better or at least refraining from making it worse.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
I pick at them with my other nails. I only bite them a little to get them started, if they won't cooperate. : )
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
I don't think so. I sometimes use food for comfort, but not in a way that's proved dysfunctional so far.
13. Where is question 13?
I'm wondering if somewhere along the trail, someone didn't want to answer questions, or didn't want to ask them, or is just as bad as me at numbering. : )
14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
At this point, no, I don't think so. Not much of any, I suppose.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
Depends on how you define friendship. I have had people I considered friends, and tried to be a friend to, despite not liking many things about them.
16-17 are with 5 and 13 evidently. Honestly I think this quiz was numbered by a rere.
Possibly so.
19. Honestly, do you like anyone?
Yes. And more than just one. Honestly! : )
20. Honestly, does anyone like you?
I feel safe in saying yes. And that makes me feel happy, because the opinions of many of the people who've indicated they like me mean a lot to me.
*Anger Section*
1. What do you do when you're mad?
I try to stew quietly, but I also try to not procrastinate too much on addressing what makes me mad. I try not to fly off the handle immediately. I usually give myself some cool-down time to really think about it, then I say something. I try to do that _now_ anyway. I used to blow up more easily.
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
Overreacted and flamed without thinking.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
Oh yes.
*CRYING SECTION*
1. Did you cry last week?
Yes, but just over something sad in a novel. : )
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes, but not for a long, long time.
3. Do certain songs make you cry?
Yes. For some weird reason, a certain remix of that song "Atlantis" by Donovan (a new-agey singer from the sixties or seventies) has always done it.
4. What usually makes you cry?
Hell... there's more than one thing, but I don't cry all the time. Finding out I've hurt someone, or when I feel my friendship has been devalued or betrayed makes me cry. So do sad movies, and certain happy things.
*Happy Section*
Where's 1 and 2?
Maybe some of these, or some of the above, are actually the original "missing" entries from above. The world may never know. : )
3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
Yes. Although in some ways (not so much as when I was younger), being around other people, even those I love and enjoy, often takes energy and tires me out, even when I'm having a great time. So I also need recharge time.
4. Do you believe in yourself?
Ultimately, yes. That doesn't mean I assume I'm perfect. But I trust myself to try and do the best I can for the right reasons.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you feel happy?
Depends. I usually take it as a compliment, even though my appearance isn't something I base my worth as a person on. I think that often, people are just trying to be nice, or they want to share that something makes them happy. But if I think there's an ulterior motive, or that they're being insincere for some reason, that sort of bugs me.
Usually, the comment doesn't strike me as being bad or ill-intended, so I assume that either I do look nice to them and that it makes them happy and they want to say so, or that they're attempting to be nice.
No Subject
Posted 18 years agofrom:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/segremores/
1. Can you cook?
Yes. I'd like to learn more, but I enjoy cooking, and people usually like what I cook. : )
2. What was your dream growing up?
Originally, I thought I wanted to be a veterinarian. I also wanted to be a preacher for a brief time in my early life. I decided I didn't like the downsides of becoming a veterinarian, and that they were important enough to me that I didn't feel like accepting them. So I guess it wasn't my calling. As for the latter, I have changed my spiritual beliefs a lot since I was a kid, and did eventually take a vow as clergy, though a very different sort of clergy than I once thought I'd become. : )
3. What talent do you wish you had?
Heck, there's several I wish I had. How about the talent to make enough money to do the things I really want to do?
4. Favorite place?
Part of what makes a place (and time) work for me is the people I'm sharing it with.
But from just mostly the _place=place_ point of view, of the places I've been, I think the Athens, Georgia of a few years ago is my favorite so far.
5. Favorite vegetable/s?
Oh... so many. But brussels sprouts, onions, garlic, potatoes, and leeks jump right to mind.
6. What was the last book you read?
I am re-reading the Coldfire trilogy by C.S. Friedman, and just finished the second book yesterday, and will probably finish the third today. I'm not sure I recall what the last book was that I hadn't already read before though.
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Cancer.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
I have a small linework tattoo on my right index finger, that I got as a reminder of my vow as clergy and shaman, and coyote-person. : )
I have another small linework tattoo on my left upper shoulder, that is a stylized representation of my mate's initials. We got those instead of wedding rings. He jokes that we can't get divorced unless we're ready to use a cheese-grater on our arms.
9. Worst Habit?
Probably procrastination.
10. What was the last thing you touched besides the keyboard?
My PDA.
11. What is your favorite sport?
Not into sports, so don't have a favorite.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
I try to remain (what I think is) realistic but maintain a positive attitude, and not use either pointless optimism or pessimism as excuses.
13. Can you eat 50 hot wings?
Probably not - any more.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Oh heavens, I don't want to pick one, or dwell on one. Suffice to say that I'm confident that I've dealt with the worst things to have happened to me in a relatively healthy way.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I like liquid latex bodypaint. Not that you don't know that. : )
16. Do you have any pets?
My mate has a pet... that I _suppose_ <sigh> I should also consider mine. ; )
17. What’s the weirdest pet you’ve owned?
Some crayfish. They were fun - I liked them. I've had snakes, fish, dogs, cats, a parakeet, and in my youth, the occasional ill-fated lizard as pets.
18. Where are you?
Atlanta, Georgia.
19. What is the dumbest thing you’ve done while intoxicated?
Let a friend who couldn't handle his liquor drink too much, without trying to get him to cut down sooner (it was dumb because I didn't notice the real warning signs in time, and trusted him to manage himself, even though others had told me he tended to completely act like an ass).
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd want to be an anthro coyote instead of a human, of course. Does that count as one thing? : ) Other than that, no... I'm pretty comfy with how I look. I suppose it might be nice to look more fit, but I wouldn't go too far out of my way to wish for it. : )
21. Weapon of choice?
Ethics. In an actual "what if you were in a real fight, you dork, stop dodging the question", I suppose my bare hands.
22. What color eyes do you have in real life?
Brown.
23. Ever been arrested?
No.
24. Bottle or Draft?
I'm not a big beer drinker, but I suppose bottle.
25. If you found a $100 bill on the ground, what would you do?
If I saw it drop from someone, I would give it back to that someone. If I didn't see that happen, then I'd keep it.
I'd ask around if anyone lost some money, without saying how much, though, to see if that might help me find the original owner.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
I dunno. I rarely chew gum. Something tart or apple-flavored, I guess.
27. Where’s your favorite place to hang out?
In a friend's home, rather than a public place.
28. Do you like your room cold or hot?
Cool, but not too cold.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read or converse with friends.
30. Do you swear a lot?
Not as much as I used to. Sometimes I swear a lot.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
I have too many pet peeves.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
I wouldn't try to use one word.
But if I had to, I suppose "caring," at this particular second.
33. What’s your shoe size?
13 (sometimes 12's fit me okay)
34. Do you have the same features (eye color, body size) as your furry character?
I don't really have any furry character.
35. What is your favorite outfit?
Naked. Or if I'm actually wearing clothes, black jeans and a t-shirt, with comfortable, workaday shoes or boots.
36. Favorite image in all of the internet?
I have a lot of images I like, and don't think I could really pick just one.
37. How many windows/tabs do you have open?
Wow. Eight. And that's just my browser. Twelve if I count all of them from other programs.
38. What's your desktop image?
The first photo (I think) that I took with my old digital camera a few years ago, when I could afford toys. It is a mostly dark image of the office I had in a house I lived in in Athens a few years ago. I liked it there, and liked the office, and it makes me happy to see that image in the background when I work. : )
39. What shampoo do you use?
I just use bar soap, since I shave my head anyway, and bar soap works fine on my scalp.
40. What cologne do you use?
I don't wear cologne. Once in a _great_ rare while I've been known to dab a little frankincense or frankincense & myrrh, or rosewood essential oil on, but I don't think I have in years.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/segremores/
1. Can you cook?
Yes. I'd like to learn more, but I enjoy cooking, and people usually like what I cook. : )
2. What was your dream growing up?
Originally, I thought I wanted to be a veterinarian. I also wanted to be a preacher for a brief time in my early life. I decided I didn't like the downsides of becoming a veterinarian, and that they were important enough to me that I didn't feel like accepting them. So I guess it wasn't my calling. As for the latter, I have changed my spiritual beliefs a lot since I was a kid, and did eventually take a vow as clergy, though a very different sort of clergy than I once thought I'd become. : )
3. What talent do you wish you had?
Heck, there's several I wish I had. How about the talent to make enough money to do the things I really want to do?
4. Favorite place?
Part of what makes a place (and time) work for me is the people I'm sharing it with.
But from just mostly the _place=place_ point of view, of the places I've been, I think the Athens, Georgia of a few years ago is my favorite so far.
5. Favorite vegetable/s?
Oh... so many. But brussels sprouts, onions, garlic, potatoes, and leeks jump right to mind.
6. What was the last book you read?
I am re-reading the Coldfire trilogy by C.S. Friedman, and just finished the second book yesterday, and will probably finish the third today. I'm not sure I recall what the last book was that I hadn't already read before though.
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Cancer.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
I have a small linework tattoo on my right index finger, that I got as a reminder of my vow as clergy and shaman, and coyote-person. : )
I have another small linework tattoo on my left upper shoulder, that is a stylized representation of my mate's initials. We got those instead of wedding rings. He jokes that we can't get divorced unless we're ready to use a cheese-grater on our arms.
9. Worst Habit?
Probably procrastination.
10. What was the last thing you touched besides the keyboard?
My PDA.
11. What is your favorite sport?
Not into sports, so don't have a favorite.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
I try to remain (what I think is) realistic but maintain a positive attitude, and not use either pointless optimism or pessimism as excuses.
13. Can you eat 50 hot wings?
Probably not - any more.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Oh heavens, I don't want to pick one, or dwell on one. Suffice to say that I'm confident that I've dealt with the worst things to have happened to me in a relatively healthy way.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I like liquid latex bodypaint. Not that you don't know that. : )
16. Do you have any pets?
My mate has a pet... that I _suppose_ <sigh> I should also consider mine. ; )
17. What’s the weirdest pet you’ve owned?
Some crayfish. They were fun - I liked them. I've had snakes, fish, dogs, cats, a parakeet, and in my youth, the occasional ill-fated lizard as pets.
18. Where are you?
Atlanta, Georgia.
19. What is the dumbest thing you’ve done while intoxicated?
Let a friend who couldn't handle his liquor drink too much, without trying to get him to cut down sooner (it was dumb because I didn't notice the real warning signs in time, and trusted him to manage himself, even though others had told me he tended to completely act like an ass).
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd want to be an anthro coyote instead of a human, of course. Does that count as one thing? : ) Other than that, no... I'm pretty comfy with how I look. I suppose it might be nice to look more fit, but I wouldn't go too far out of my way to wish for it. : )
21. Weapon of choice?
Ethics. In an actual "what if you were in a real fight, you dork, stop dodging the question", I suppose my bare hands.
22. What color eyes do you have in real life?
Brown.
23. Ever been arrested?
No.
24. Bottle or Draft?
I'm not a big beer drinker, but I suppose bottle.
25. If you found a $100 bill on the ground, what would you do?
If I saw it drop from someone, I would give it back to that someone. If I didn't see that happen, then I'd keep it.
I'd ask around if anyone lost some money, without saying how much, though, to see if that might help me find the original owner.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
I dunno. I rarely chew gum. Something tart or apple-flavored, I guess.
27. Where’s your favorite place to hang out?
In a friend's home, rather than a public place.
28. Do you like your room cold or hot?
Cool, but not too cold.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read or converse with friends.
30. Do you swear a lot?
Not as much as I used to. Sometimes I swear a lot.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
I have too many pet peeves.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
I wouldn't try to use one word.
But if I had to, I suppose "caring," at this particular second.
33. What’s your shoe size?
13 (sometimes 12's fit me okay)
34. Do you have the same features (eye color, body size) as your furry character?
I don't really have any furry character.
35. What is your favorite outfit?
Naked. Or if I'm actually wearing clothes, black jeans and a t-shirt, with comfortable, workaday shoes or boots.
36. Favorite image in all of the internet?
I have a lot of images I like, and don't think I could really pick just one.
37. How many windows/tabs do you have open?
Wow. Eight. And that's just my browser. Twelve if I count all of them from other programs.
38. What's your desktop image?
The first photo (I think) that I took with my old digital camera a few years ago, when I could afford toys. It is a mostly dark image of the office I had in a house I lived in in Athens a few years ago. I liked it there, and liked the office, and it makes me happy to see that image in the background when I work. : )
39. What shampoo do you use?
I just use bar soap, since I shave my head anyway, and bar soap works fine on my scalp.
40. What cologne do you use?
I don't wear cologne. Once in a _great_ rare while I've been known to dab a little frankincense or frankincense & myrrh, or rosewood essential oil on, but I don't think I have in years.
Fetish
Posted 18 years agoGot this from CaptainGerBear, and added a few things.
(+++) INSTANT BONER
(++) Serious turn-on
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) INSTANT FLACCIDNESS
Additional (*) means I like it, but I know it's weird and shameful.
BASED ON FURRY ONLY
NOT RL
Anal on Males (--)
Anal on Females (--)
Breasts (-)
Breast Expansion (--)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (~)
Leather (+)
Stockings (--)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (~)
Muscle, Male (~)
Muscle, Female (--)
Herm (---)
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (+)
Macro/Micro (-)
Impregnation (--)
Pregnancy (-)
Lactation (--)
Vore (+)
Paw/Foot (++)
Incest (~)
Yuri (F/F) (-)
Yaoi (M/M) (++)
Hetero (M/F) (~)
Bi (+)
Girly Boys (-)
Butch Girls (~)
Mind Control (~)
Rape (++)
Uniform (~)
Orgy (++)
Subbing/Domming (+)
Biting (+)
Cheesecake (~)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Scat (---)
Inflation (---)
Fat/Pudge (+)
Tech (++)
Kissing (~)
Underwear (~)
Bukkake (--)
Realism (++)
Interspecies (+)
Oral on males (++)
Oral on females (-)
Tentacle rape (+++)
Shaving (+++)
Cock and Ball Torture (+++)
Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery (++)
Penis Expansion (++)
Digestion (--)
Anime-style (--)
Chibi Anime-style (---)
Animal-style penises (+++)
Human-style penises (+)
Hybrid penises (-)
Animal-style breasts (+)
Human-style breasts (~)
Hybrid breasts (-)
Digitigrade (++)
Plantigrade (~)
Violence/gore (+)
Urophilia/Watersports (~)
Spooge/ejaculation (--)
Tattoos (+)
Bodypaint/Fur paint (+)
(+++) INSTANT BONER
(++) Serious turn-on
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) INSTANT FLACCIDNESS
Additional (*) means I like it, but I know it's weird and shameful.
BASED ON FURRY ONLY
NOT RL
Anal on Males (--)
Anal on Females (--)
Breasts (-)
Breast Expansion (--)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (~)
Leather (+)
Stockings (--)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (~)
Muscle, Male (~)
Muscle, Female (--)
Herm (---)
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (+)
Macro/Micro (-)
Impregnation (--)
Pregnancy (-)
Lactation (--)
Vore (+)
Paw/Foot (++)
Incest (~)
Yuri (F/F) (-)
Yaoi (M/M) (++)
Hetero (M/F) (~)
Bi (+)
Girly Boys (-)
Butch Girls (~)
Mind Control (~)
Rape (++)
Uniform (~)
Orgy (++)
Subbing/Domming (+)
Biting (+)
Cheesecake (~)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Scat (---)
Inflation (---)
Fat/Pudge (+)
Tech (++)
Kissing (~)
Underwear (~)
Bukkake (--)
Realism (++)
Interspecies (+)
Oral on males (++)
Oral on females (-)
Tentacle rape (+++)
Shaving (+++)
Cock and Ball Torture (+++)
Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery (++)
Penis Expansion (++)
Digestion (--)
Anime-style (--)
Chibi Anime-style (---)
Animal-style penises (+++)
Human-style penises (+)
Hybrid penises (-)
Animal-style breasts (+)
Human-style breasts (~)
Hybrid breasts (-)
Digitigrade (++)
Plantigrade (~)
Violence/gore (+)
Urophilia/Watersports (~)
Spooge/ejaculation (--)
Tattoos (+)
Bodypaint/Fur paint (+)
This is new for me - writing stories
Posted 19 years agoOr rather, the new part is having finished some stories.
I occasionally write for my own amusement, but I've never actually finished anything I wrote before. But recently, I found myself sick, and full of insomnia, and I actually buckled down and wrote some complete short stories.
These stories are adult in nature, but I simply can't stand adult stories that aren't actually stories. I have ideas for quite a few more adventures in the series. I've written two now, am working on a third, and plan to write more in the series as time allows.
Some of them, I'm worried, will be too weird, twisted and kinky for most people. Some, I'm worried won't be kinky enough. But my hope is that if the stories themselves are good, people will enjoy them. And if not... well... I'll have still enjoyed writing them.
Yes... sometimes the characters in these stories will have sex. Hopefully good sex. Sometimes, presumably, the situations the characters find themselves in will stretch the suspension of disbelief, but this is science fiction, so hopefully people will be a little stretchy already.
When I look at what I've written, I worry that when other people see it, they'll go "What's wrong with that guy?" But then, some of the art I've done in the past, on dares, has gotten me responses of "Holy shit! That's sick... can I buy a print of that?" so who knows.
I do worry a little bit that some of my more "normal" friends will stumble across these and go "Oh... I'd love to see what Coyote wrote!" and then promptly go "Aiiiyyyeeee! My eyes!"
But then, since I've had that concern about my artwork for years, I suppose I've learned to live with it. I'll just do the usual and warn the more "vanilla" of my friends and associates to take a look at the descriptions of what I write before blindly opening the files.
But for everyone else who won't freak out, I hope you enjoy. And I hope that I'll get some feedback, positive or negative. ; )
I occasionally write for my own amusement, but I've never actually finished anything I wrote before. But recently, I found myself sick, and full of insomnia, and I actually buckled down and wrote some complete short stories.
These stories are adult in nature, but I simply can't stand adult stories that aren't actually stories. I have ideas for quite a few more adventures in the series. I've written two now, am working on a third, and plan to write more in the series as time allows.
Some of them, I'm worried, will be too weird, twisted and kinky for most people. Some, I'm worried won't be kinky enough. But my hope is that if the stories themselves are good, people will enjoy them. And if not... well... I'll have still enjoyed writing them.
Yes... sometimes the characters in these stories will have sex. Hopefully good sex. Sometimes, presumably, the situations the characters find themselves in will stretch the suspension of disbelief, but this is science fiction, so hopefully people will be a little stretchy already.
When I look at what I've written, I worry that when other people see it, they'll go "What's wrong with that guy?" But then, some of the art I've done in the past, on dares, has gotten me responses of "Holy shit! That's sick... can I buy a print of that?" so who knows.
I do worry a little bit that some of my more "normal" friends will stumble across these and go "Oh... I'd love to see what Coyote wrote!" and then promptly go "Aiiiyyyeeee! My eyes!"
But then, since I've had that concern about my artwork for years, I suppose I've learned to live with it. I'll just do the usual and warn the more "vanilla" of my friends and associates to take a look at the descriptions of what I write before blindly opening the files.
But for everyone else who won't freak out, I hope you enjoy. And I hope that I'll get some feedback, positive or negative. ; )
