Years in days, that is. >.>

As in, on July ninth I'll be twenty... officially out of my teen years, and officially two years past the age of majority, at which I was finally allowed to do the only thing that I wanted to do that age wouldn't let happen (namely, click the "click here if you are over 18" button on porn sites without feeling guilty).

And dude... it's blowing my mind now... how am I gonna react on the day? ... wow... @.@

BTW, interesting piece of useless knowledge: I was born at 5:55PM on that day. neat, hunh? o.o

Friend  ysqure3 made me some gift art! Then I tore the head off it and stuck it in a black box! Now I have a nifty new avatar! Awesome, no? :D

Yay! i finally found something worthy enough to replace my old avys! Check 'em out!

 etherrealty
 drrourke

They're screens from the 65th episode entitled "the Animaniacs' 65th Anniversary". More specifically, they're from a clip from an "older" cartoon of theirs where they all had fly paper stuck to their asses and were trying to get it off. Yakko gets the idea for Dot to try and use her teeth to pull it off, resulting in Dr. Rourke's avatar. Then, when she pulls away and her face is left on the flypaper stuck to Yakko's ass, Wakko gets inspired to do this himself, proceeding to stick his own face to his own ass and get it stuck there. The EtherRealty icon is the mind bending bit where he uses those wonderful cartoon physics to swoosh his head down between his legs and faceplant on his own ass. All this face to ass contortion was both hilarious and hot, so I just had to screen cap it and make avatars.

You like? :D

Jack: So, lemme get this straight... there's a hole... at the bottom of the sea?

Elizabeth: Yes.

J:... and there happens to be a log in this hole?

E: Yes.

J:... I see.

E: But the log is not important.

J: It's not?

E: No, what's important is the BUMP on the log.

J:... the bump... on the log... in the hole...

E: At the bottom of the sea.

J: Is there, by chance, anything ON this bump?

E: A frog.

J: *stares for a second and then furrows his brow* Theres... a frog... on a bump... on a log... in ahole... in the bottom of the sea?

E: There's a frog on a bump on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.

J: There's a hole...

E: There's a hole.

J: *looks at her* There's a hole... at the bottom of the sea...

E: Can we stop this? We have to get the wart.

J: Wart? What wart?

E: The one on the frog.

J:... the frog on the log?

E: The frog on the BUMP on the log.

J: In the hole at the bottom of the sea...

E: Yes.

J: *looks at his rum bottle* The more I drink, the less this whole mess called life seems to make any sense... @.@

COMING 2009

Hunh... neat. I feel that I should do something to commemorate this event... but yeah... I need ideas first... motivation sucks and such.

But yeah, yay! 1000 views! Thanks all who're watching me and such. I know you're probably not reading this, but hey, I don't blame you. It's not porn, and that's why you're here, so there's no point really. Trust me, that's generally what I think. But sometimes...

>.>

Okay, long story short: I moved and lost the internet. in that time I started a bunch of stories but only completed 2 of them. So what I'm gonna do today is run through all of my finished and unfinished stories and show you guys what I've been working on. You'll get 2 complete brand spanking new tales of interest, plus a bunch of unfinished ones which shall be put into my scraps folder. And, for those who want to, I'm more than open to letting others finish these unfinished features (just ask first). I realize that that would be unlikely, but it's fun to think that people might want to... hey, who knows what could come of such things? Who knows...

*dreams*

So, a while ago, I get the urge to draw... don't know what I want to draw, but I just decide to grab my pen and go with it... so I drew an eye... and came out with Exhibit A in my Dr. Doodles series... I'm going to post it once I'm done here...

So yeah, I can kinda draw... but the catch is, I can't know what I'm drawing before I start... I have to just start drawing and see what it comes out as... this caused much of it to be quite abstract... I'm leaving out the ones I absolutely hate, though, so you won't have to worry about them...

On a side note, the doddles are drawn on the backs of pages with stuff typed on them... so, if you want, you can go ahead and waste some time decyphering the crap hidden in the pictures... I suggest against it, since it's just a crappy version of the Crucible's script (had to act a bit of it out in Drama class) and some random other stuff...

WARNING: These are NOT award winningly awesome. They aren't going to wow you with the finese of coloured pencils used or anything even close to that. They're just evidence... evidence that I may not be much of an artist, but my mind holds many strange and... interesting picutres...

... oh, and none of it's porn... sorry... >.>

The Question: What species of fur would Weird Al be if he were one?

The Reason for Asking: I was laying in bed, thinking about things when an image of MicahFennec's Penn & Teller anthro pics came to mind. I had been listening to Weird Al at the time, so I started thinking about what kind of animal he'd be... and now I'm hooked on the question... @.@

My Answer: Probably a poodle for a few reasons... the album... the hair... etc. Or perhaps a Chihuahua... or a hyena... or a rabbit... rabbit sounded good, but I think the teeth would affect the singing a bit... I can't think of anything definite, which leads me to the next bit...

YOUR answer: What do you think he'd be? Feel free to make suggestions here.

Anyone else having this problem? I sure hope I'm not the only one with a wonky messages thingy... makes me laugh, though, so whatever that's good for...

Also, I've been playing Okami all week. Rented it last friday, and I've been enjoying it massively. The art style is just beautiful, and I love the Celestial Brush thing. I've logged over 27 hours on it over the week, and I only wish that number could be higher, but there are other things I have to do before I can play Okami... also, I'm almost not surprised to see how many instances of vore (or close to being vore, anyway) that there are in this game... just makes it that much better, really. So yeah, I've been having plenty of fun, and the message thing is being weird... and it's saturday! :D

Yay!

Well, as it turns out, the inspiration of those story ideas fizzled out on me, as did another that would have been absolutely huge. But, no worries! I got ANOTHER idea, and this one actually includes the Fetish Friends! Imagine that! I won't spoil the surprise or anything, but it should definitely be an imersive experience for me... >.>

Speaking of my five favourite gals (outside the ones others have made of course), I found what I believe would be the perfect theme song for them (as I have mentioned many times would be extremely fitting) if they were actually characters in a saturday morning cartoon for adults... the tune is, appropriately enough, entitled Cartoon Heroes by Aqua. I would submit the song here, but I'm not sure if putting already copyrighted and such types of works is allowed here, so I'll just suggest that anyone reading this try and find it somewhere and listen to it. I personally love the song.

So yeah... I should start that story today or tomorrow, so expect it whenever... or, if the inspiration dies on me, I apologize profusely... which reminds me: sorry for not writing stories for my previous ideas... they were interesting for a while, but I, much like a cat with a toy, can only hold interest in an idea for so long... once I lose interest, I just don't bother with it anymore... I know, bad attitude for a writer... but, I manage! So yeah, hope to get started soon, and hope even more that you guys enjoy the story when/if I get it finished and submitted... >.>

First:

D:

Due to complications having something to do with bad relationships when she was younger, it turns out that Melissa, though perfect in every other way, is incapable of having a steady relationship last longer than, oh... a month or two. So, I got dumped. I don't feel bad, though, which I think is a bit odd... I'm gonna miss those wonderful "benefits" though... >.>

Now:

:D

This of course means that I have more time on the comp again, and am going to be home on saturdays a lot more! This means that I'll be writing stories again! So, though I lose the real thing, my imagination shall once again flourish in all its mediocre glory! Which is good news to my... 7 watchers... more than I thought I'd get... hey, who knows? maybe I'll get up to 10 some day! Or 20... 50? Heh... doubt it... oh well... in the mean time, I have a lot of random ideas swimming around in my skull that, if any interest you folks, feel free to use 'em! I'll list a few:

1) What happens when you mix a bunch of shampoos that are, well... "a bit past their best before date"?

2) Random happenings on a farm populated by vore-prone animals... anal voring cows, chickens addicting to being prey, and things of that sort...

3) Chocoholic and her husband go to a relationship helper type person who's got some extra "qualifications". She turns the husband into a huge living chocolate statue that can regenerate itself from a single chunk, and changes flvour randomly from day to day (or week to week).

4) A person who happens to be indigestable and an avid explorer (as in, one person who is both) finds a jungle where the animals are ALL vore preds in some way, probably due to some kind of strange genetic mutations... oh, and most of them are furry people! :D

5) Finally, a story where a guy is recruited by a secret company who has incredible technology. They have asked him to be their guinea pig for the new RealWarp system which allows its user to change the world around them IN ANY WAY THEY SEE FIT. I love the interface of this one that I'm thinking of using... hehehe, good fun...

So, like I said... lost the girl friend, gaining lots of computer time, and I have a handful of ideas to write off to get me back in the swing of things. And again, on the off chance any of the above inspires you, feel free to use the idea. I'd love to see someone else interpretation of any of these, those it's not at all likely that I will... hey, one can dream, n'est pas? 'Til next time then! ;)

Her name's Melissa, and she's awesome... cute too... she's my girlfriend, I'm her boyfriend, and we're happy! And, as a bonus... when you touch her on the side of the neck... she PURRS... by reflex! Now, for a fur, that's pretty friggin' hot...

... also, we went on our first date yesterday... double date with a friend and his girlfriend at a bowling alley... and hey, it doesn't matter what my score was... I was definitely a winner last night...

*sighs and waits patiently for the innevitable next date*

So, I'm walking througn one of those discount grocery store type places (called Deals Galore) and I just happen to see something that made me laugh... what was it? A brand of cereal called (and I swear this was what it was called) Good Friends.

*pauses for short laughter*

All I could think of when I saw it was seeing some guy in a cereal commercial sitting down in a chair in a kitchen type area and saying "You know, there's nothing I like better than waking up in the morning and eating some Good Friends!"

*pauses again for hysterical laughing*

I'm seriously tempted to buy a box just so I can laugh at it while chom- wait... inspiration has struck! Must... write... story!!! (it should be up later or tomorrow, depending on how much of it I get done)

Well, it's my first REALLY pornographic story for the people of FA, and thus, I'd really love to know what you guys think about it... I don't know if they're any good (I'd imagine I'd be a bit biased... one way or the other, anyway) and I'd love to know what I need to improve on. All I want is to get better and I can't do that without feedback...

... oh, and if you ever get ideas for the Fetish Friends, feel free to suggest them! I might even write a story using one of your suggestions! Who knows?

... man I sound preachy... why don't a stick in a 1-800 number for you to send money to so you can "continue to view such high quality programming"... yeah, right.

Just saw the The Word section of a past episode that mentioned Wikipedia... and one of the things that was mentioned gave me some wicked inspiration for a story...

... imagine, being able to enter an article into Wikipedia, and if enough people agree with it, that article would BECOME REAL... you could enter anything and as long as you get enough people to go along with it, it would become truth... oh, how my brain it is a working... hehehe... >8D

I hate my attention span... and I gotta stop doing series... -s... whatever... it always turns out that I just happen to lose interest in thing right when I'm getting in the swing of things...

BUT... BUT BUT BUT... this is why I love being in a community... see, my interest always hits a low if I 1) think of ideas for another series, or 2) stop getting ideas for the series I'm currently working on...

So, this means I have to ask all of my readers (if any... other than you two, of course) what you'd like to see the Fetish friends do. Do you have ideas for them? Then share them with me, and if any of your ideas inspire me, I may just use them... who knows?

So, if you have any suggestions, feel free to speak up and leave a few in the Comments here... that'd be awesome...

Just got a great idea for a group of female furry friends who live together in this really great house. They have random little "adventures" (need a better word for that) and all that other great stuff... I got the idea by thinking of what it would be like if there was a mature, fetish-based cartoon series... so, I came up with the Fetish Friends! (god, am I ever lacking in originality here... I need help...)

They are:

Vanessa the Vorephile (elephant)
Inara the Inflatable (mouse)
Gilda the Goo-Girl (goo-girl)
Malina the Mess Maker (cow)
AND
Premala the Ever-Pregnant (velociraptor)

To learn more, watch for their (very) basic profile to appear soon... and then hope to god (or who ever you believe in... or don't) that I actually get around to writing something... stay tuned folks, it might actually be worth waiting for!

Now, I'm not talking about really "plump" elephant girls, I'm talking reasonably sized ones... I never did like the Big Beautiful Women thing... ugh...

... no, what I'm looking for is vore... trunk vore has got to be one of the HOTTEST things I've ever seen, and yet, there is so little of it... and speaking of trunks, another hot thing about elephant girls is all the stuff they can do with that appendage... inflation via trunk, blow job via trunk, hand job via trunk, female masturbation via trunk... man, I so wish I had some drawing ability... writing just doesn't cut it...

*from marirosa's journal*

First five people to comment on this entry get a free sketch from me. Oh, and you gotta do this for five other people too. If you do this, you must post this in your journal and do 5 doodles for other people.

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As for the sketches, they will be quick but good enough quality to see. I can sketch pretty fast and still make it look nice. I will either browse through your gallery for one of your characters or send you a note asking what you would prefer.

WARNING: I blow at drawing... what ever I get around to doing is gonna suck furiously... you have been forwarned... or something...