Any other Bethesda fans out there? 2 more weeks till SKYRIM

Which promises many things to appease us. Gunna be playing it non-stop for a couple days while my sister is away.

Side note, if anyone read my last journal regarding transforming your drawings into simply flashes, did anyone else have an image they wanted me to attempt to flashify?

Can be anything as simple as breathing and blinking, pawing, snoring, etc. just nothing too fancy.

So, I'm always interested in the flash that comes through FA, and I have interest in contributing to it myself.

Problem, I hate having to make an original drawing just for Flash, because for whatever reason, I'm incapable of drawing and sketching in flash, and have to do it in a different program.

Solution, Provide me with a drawing that you think could be made into a simple looping flash animation. Tracing over images and integrating them into a flash is preeeeetttyyy effing easy.

So, if you're interested in my current proposition, provide me with

1. Something you drew
2. Something that was drawn for you
3. Something that you have asked for an have been granted permission to use

I don't want to have to hunt down rights and permissions myself so I want to know right away that it's fair game to use the material provided for me.

Naturally, I'll be tracing over the lines and taking liberties where I find it necessary to change or alter the final product as I see best fit.

Anyone wanna help me with this little endeavor?

A place where sex jokes and Cracks on the Economy and National Government go hand in hand.

If you enjoy intelligent but still vaguely crude humor, this is for you. http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.ph.....cs&id=2375

I want to play DFO D:<

Really Long, Don't expect you to stop and read this if you've got somewhere to do, people to talk to. Just Augh, frustration, must vent.

Before you read. Know that this is my immature way of venting my frustrations by involving people who don't really care, and would be better off doing anything else, if it's an option.

I don't think you have to be Gay to sympathize, or see what's wrong with this picture.

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Lycanblu: Sorry to burst your bubble. Male

Signalz: my middle finger gets more ***** than u
Signalz: LMAO
Pumpkinzz: LOL WHAT
Sushiboy428: lol yeah your own *****
Pumpkinzz: LMAO
Signalz: lol go **** lycan i know he likes lil boys

Lycanblu: Yes, gay people exist, can't just stick your fingers in your ears, and pop pills and pretend they aren't

Pumpkinzz: do u wear the pants?

Lycanblu: most of the time.

eggsgotrolled: You stick your fingers up your *******.
Signalz: stick ur own finger sin ur own *** dont disgust america

Lycanblu: And you pray to your god with that mouth?

eggsgotrolled: What's a god?
Signalz: LMAO thats fuckign ansty i cant even think about this gay ****
Signalz: ur god lol
Signalz: who do u pray for the hope not to get aids
eggsgotrolled: Did you wear the tux or the dress?
Signalz: hahaha
Signalz: ^^

Lycanblu: I'm monogamous, unlike a lot of straight men.

Signalz: whats that mena
Signalz: u liek **** in ur ***
eggsgotrolled: Did you wear the tux or the dress?

Lycanblu: and technically, I'm the Feminine role

Signalz: lol u wear make up and bend over ncie life
eggsgotrolled: So go clean the kitchen *****
eggsgotrolled: Get off the video games
Signalz: u must of had a fucked u child hood
Signalz: ahhaha

Lycanblu: It's already cleaned

eggsgotrolled: Don't you have rooms to decorate?
Signalz: ^^^
Signalz: this si nasty

Lycanblu: Don't you have women to disrespect? like your mother?

eggsgotrolled: I respect women

Lycanblu: drugs to do

Signalz: u
eggsgotrolled: You are a ******

Lycanblu: lives to waste

eggsgotrolled: I do not respect you
Signalz: lol
eggsgotrolled: Derp.
Signalz: lolol
Signalz: olol

Lycanblu: I'm glad you enjoyed this little encounter
Lycanblu: If it makes it any funnier to you

Signalz: change ur life

Lycanblu: I'm also an Artist, and a furry.

eggsgotrolled: Lawl
Signalz: furry?
eggsgotrolled: Interior decorator

Lycanblu: Cat.

Signalz: ?
eggsgotrolled: Get a life
Signalz: ur fucked in the head
eggsgotrolled: Useless piece of ****

Lycanblu: I'm married, I have a life.

eggsgotrolled: Go take your husbands **** in the ***.
Signalz: i cant imagine sitting there stairing at a chick and a guy and not even thinking about ******* the chick
Signalz: jsut letting the guy ebnd me over
Signalz: bend
Signalz: lol

Lycanblu: I also have the language filter on so half your words are censored.

eggsgotrolled: Stupid woman
Signalz: lycan can u plz tell me how u can choose to let another guy stick a **** in ur ***
eggsgotrolled: Go take your featherduster and shove it up your ***.
Signalz: with out being raped in prison

Lycanblu: Ohh, it's not a choice

Signalz: so ur in prison
eggsgotrolled: ****.

Lycanblu: Think for a second
Lycanblu: why would anyone choose

eggsgotrolled: You chose.
Signalz: id kill myself then

Lycanblu: to be made fun of and ridiculed by people like you

Signalz: ID ILL MY SELF
Signalz: KILL
eggsgotrolled: Because you are secretly a masochist.

Lycanblu: Why
Lycanblu: everyone I know loves me : /

eggsgotrolled: Obviously not
eggsgotrolled: You know me
eggsgotrolled: I hate you
Signalz: lmao

Lycanblu: I'm a gentleman, women love to hang out with me.

eggsgotrolled: because you're a ******.
eggsgotrolled: You're not a gentleman

Lycanblu: too bad I'm not interested

eggsgotrolled: Women like you because you don't like vagina

Lycanblu: Yup
Lycanblu: funny how that works

eggsgotrolled: Get over it you self centered egotistical piece of ****

Lycanblu: women aren't threatened by gay men, so they feel comfortable around them

Signalz: STFU UP
Signalz: whats ur point

Lycanblu: You can choose to leave this conversation at any point
eggsgotrolled: So can you.

Lycanblu: I'd just like to see into the minds of someone who don't agree
Lycanblu: this conversation interests me

eggsgotrolled: Whatever
eggsgotrolled: When you wear the pants, let me know.
eggsgotrolled: Enjoy your skirts.
Signalz: same here now explain to me how u can kiss a guy and suck his ****
Signalz: \and enjoy it
Signalz: and the fact ur the women is jsut sad
Signalz: be a fuckign man

Lycanblu: But that would mean working harder.
Lycanblu: it's easier

Signalz: ur a ******* clown
Signalz: how old are u

Lycanblu: ohh, not old
Lycanblu: just 18 right this moment

eggsgotrolled: I hope your husband sticks his **** up your ***, rips a whole in your rectal wall, and you get a blood clot that travels to your heart and kills you.
Signalz: or u get aids
Signalz: i choose aids

Lycanblu: I hope you live a long and fulfilling life and grow out of this phase of intolerance and negativity.

eggsgotrolled: You useless ****
eggsgotrolled: you contribute nothing to society

Lycanblu: and hopefully have a loving family.
Lycanblu: The worlds overpopulated, we are running out of resources.

eggsgotrolled: I hope you die

Lycanblu: we don't need more children
Lycanblu: everyone dies eventually

Signalz: im pretty sure all faggots couldnt get laid in highschool or after even and chose that the only way they can get play is by letting .. letting a man stick a **** in his ***

Lycanblu: ****** means cigarette.
Lycanblu: I'm a gay

Signalz: so if we were all like u
eggsgotrolled: You're a fag.
Signalz: there wouldnt be a u
eggsgotrolled: It's not Britain
eggsgotrolled: It doesn't mean that here

Lycanblu: Nobody asked you to be like me

Signalz: but if we were
eggsgotrolled: Nobody asked you to be gay, but you do it anwyay

Lycanblu: I'm quite happy if you stay the way you are and fulfill your role as a person

Signalz: u wouldnt be alive
eggsgotrolled: Get over it
Signalz: think how stupid u are
Signalz: ur role

Lycanblu: I do it because it's not a choice.

Signalz: there was no role
Signalz: ur a attention whore
eggsgotrolled: It is a choice.
Signalz: and nothing better

Lycanblu: What is your role.

Signalz: ur a attention whore
Signalz: and nothing better
eggsgotrolled: You chose to come out of the closet

Lycanblu: and it's an attention whore, not a

eggsgotrolled: ******
Signalz: so u agree

Lycanblu: If you're always in the closet, you're still gay, it doesn't make you not gay to simply hide it

Signalz: ur also a *****
eggsgotrolled: Then hide it

Lycanblu: What is your role, enlighten me, what can you do that I can't

eggsgotrolled: Or kill yourself.
eggsgotrolled: Have sex with a girl.
eggsgotrolled: Lawl.
Signalz: lol

Lycanblu: I can

eggsgotrolled: No you can't.

Lycanblu: and would if it was necessary
Lycanblu: but it's not
Lycanblu: so I don't

eggsgotrolled: You only get hard having a **** up your butt.

Signalz: make a kid and raise it .. not willingly get raped by another man
Signalz: TIME OUT
Signalz: lycan so hwo do u choose to be the women
Signalz: and not the man
Signalz: ??

Lycanblu: Ohh, I'm a docile person, I don't like fighting or comflict, I enjoy being provided for and protected, I'm weak

Lycanblu: I'm smart, but I'm weak

Signalz: ur a fag
eggsgotrolled: I hope I meet you in person some day.
eggsgotrolled: I'd end your sorry life.

Lycanblu: Why

Signalz: hes a *****
Signalz: lol

Lycanblu: because your bible tells you to?

eggsgotrolled: Because you're a disgrace to the world.
Signalz: bible?

Lycanblu: yes, I want to know why you hate gays

Signalz: no because if i think about suckigna ****
Signalz: i start to throw up
eggsgotrolled: Fags are unnatural.

Lycanblu: It happened, and it's very common

Signalz: fags are sad and cant fit in

Lycanblu: it's as natural as blond hair

eggsgotrolled: Really?
Signalz: so they gather together
Signalz: lolol
eggsgotrolled: Show me any creature non-human, that is gay.
Signalz: lolol
Signalz: lolol
eggsgotrolled: Once you show me that
Signalz: dumb fag
eggsgotrolled: I'll accept gays as normals
eggsgotrolled: Until then
eggsgotrolled: You are a useless ****
eggsgotrolled: that deserves to be erraddicated
eggsgotrolled: I hope ****** comes back just to end your life.

Lycanblu: Animals don't posses the capacity for logic or change from routine and instinct without human interaction.

Signalz: ur bible tell u that

Lycanblu: Animals can't be gay because they can't think that way

Signalz: i think ur lying to urself
Signalz: ur a *****

Lycanblu: Atheist, I don't believe in god

eggsgotrolled: You're an animal
Signalz: that got amde fun of
eggsgotrolled: You retard

Lycanblu: I believe in hard work and persistence

Signalz: hard work

Lycanblu: and don't be rude to the mentally disabled, they didn't choose that either

Signalz: U SAID U DONT LIEK HARD WORK WHY UR THE WOMEN
Signalz: ******* dumb kid
Signalz: get a cloe
Signalz: stop suckign ****
Signalz: get some *****
Signalz: and grow the **** up
Signalz: life isnt sad just because u were a lose rin high shcool
Signalz: lmao
Signalz: life goes on

Lycanblu: I worked hard in school, graduated high grades, strong computer graphics and web design, as well as anatomy and physiology.
Signalz: faggots dont

Lycanblu: and Actually, like I said, I'm monogamous, I don't cavort around, I'm with one person

Signalz: die with teh rest of ur sad cult
eggsgotrolled: Scumbag

At least after you get through the trauma of installation and adding the necessary files @ @

Got a copy Of Daz Studio 3.0 (3D Animating program)
Only had a female modle (yuk)
Spent an hour getting a male one D:< (Male one didn't have muscle morphing)
Spent another hour Getting a Male with Morphing (but is cursed to be hairless)

But you know what, it's relatively entertaining, and not as difficult as I first thought.

Gogo size difference fantasies.

You know, after all the crying and frustration of getting what you need to do anything at all.

http://imgur.com/r/pics/rsetI

Just a happy little triangle graph

In the world of Gays, I would be considered a twink.

A Young Boy, Thin, not particularly muscular, smooth, with slight feminine tendencies. (Like super super slight, I'm virtually in no way outwardly feminine other than what natural body features I have)

But.

I HATE the word twink and I don't want to be classified as one D:

Being relatively un-knowledgeable of things of this nature, is there some other less abrasive classification for a young sexually ambiguous, but still clearly male with no particular defining features, gay boy?

Well, Logged in, saw gay thundercats porn in the new submissions first page.

I am satiated

Seriously, just watched the premier.

If I don't see TC porn int he next 24 hours, something is wrong with you, because they are HOT. There are cats for everyone, lithe, HUGE and HUNKY. and one with boobs. What more can you ask for?

New Spy kids, do not want.

My sister and I identified with the old ones, the new ones suck. DO NOT WANT

So like, I killed everything, and I had a queen and my king left, against just a king

So, I backed the king into a corner with my queen. And I made it so no matter what move he made, he would die.

and guess what. when that happens, it's a freakin DRAW. Not a victory, a DRAW. C'mon what kind of logic is that?! No matter where he moved, I'd kill him, and I DIDN'T WIN, because apparently that's a STALEMATE.

CHESS IS SOOO STUUUPPIIDDDDD

Been away from my house for most of the week.

When I come home I'm informed that my mother's ancient cat took residence of the bath tub, presumably as the decided spot where she intends to die.

Of course mom isn't home, and won't be till some time past midnight, meanwhile I'll be obsessively checking on her cat unable to enjoy anything, I'm not sure how I'll respond to the cat dying. I was incredibly upset when my own cat past away, and despite my general dislike of my mom's cat, I'll probably still be somewhat sad.

But the worst part is going to be, being around my mom, who I've never seen cry, who's already not a big fan of life, and is a general downer anyways, be thrown into an even more severe state of depression than I'm used to.

So, I guess, for the next 6 hours, I'll be sitting next to this tub with her, not really doing anything until mom gets home.

Seriously, impossible to get any proper sleep at this house.

If it's not random sleepwalking men, it's a wailing child complaining about phantom pain caused by seemingly nothing.

No way to sleep here.

There is no longer a sleepwalking naked man in the living room with me.

Thank whatever deity watches over me

Im staying at my step mom's house right now, I've been laying down on the couch for 3 hours.

Her fiancee, a new man who is not my father, walks out of the bedroom, so I ignore him and cover my face with a pillow so he thinks Im sleeping, he's groaning and moaning and junk, He ends up making a noise as if he's hurt himself, and sits down in the sofa by my head.

He's snoring, and I find he'd actually been sleep walking.

He's also naked.

So, my step-moms soon to be husband, just got up, went to the kitchen, didn't get anything, and then sat down naked next to me asleep, and I snuck out of the living room and am hiding in the hallways because I'm completely freaked out and I'm not sure what to do.

I really can't turns into freaky Grimace,

I shall forever smile with my mouth closed. I am the reincarnation of the mona lisa.

It didn't occur to me until just now, an hour before the next day, but today is the day marking 4 years since me and met.

Still going.

Disclaimer- No Commission work will be completed until I'm out of school (in about 5 weeks) the quality of my work varies, I'm relatively hit and miss, but if you trust me, gimmie a shot.

I Repeat, if you commission me, I will not be submitting anything until JUNE 7th




For Drawings

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Prices aren't set in stone, The cheapest drawing

probably stands at around $2 while the most detailed and work intensive would be $15

Lemme know what you'd be interested in, and I'll try to figure a price.



For Flash

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I'm still a beginner when it comes to flash, but, things I currently can manage.
I currently am rather bad with sound, which will be limited to a music track.

Storybooks, Simple loops, Dressup dolls

Depending on content, anywhere from $5 - $30

Again, let me know what you're interested in.

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Content can be Clean or Mature,

Things I'm bad at

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Women
Small Children
Quadrupeds
Backgrounds (though I can fix something up in photoshop even if I can't draw one)

Things I WON'T do

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Obesity
Herm
Gore
Violence


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I'm rather new to commissions, so try to be patient with me, and I'll do as best as I can manage under the circumstances

PayPal please D:

If you know of any Artists who are currently in NEED commissions, please link them to me so I can post an ad for them here~

Today is the birthday of my Partner

My geezer is turning 24, so be sure to wish him a happy birthday and shower him with love in some fashion or another.

Great artist

Good for pretty much any level of manly man gayness, send some love his way if you have a little love to spare~




http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1322548/

Incredibly talented and fairly priced if i do say so myself.

I feel utterly the same.

No particular sense of overwhelming accomplishment or enthusiasm, just another day really, I understand the implications of what this day means, but i guess the way i grew up, a birthday is just a day.

Until I ruin your eye sockets with pornography.


Some will cry from joy, others from outrage.

It will be a life-changing day.

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First, read this comic. http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.ph.....;id=2201#comic
Be sure to hover over the red dot at the bottom of the comic!


Now, skim this page, and find your favorite saying, Post it below for some good laughs~

http://www.quotegarden.com/self.html

Spring break is officially over. Going to school in 30 minutes. Joy.

On the bright side, only about 2 weeks until the day of birth, on which day I will be 18, and allowed to submit my adult works to FA, and boy am I ready for that~

Anywho, my condolences to my fellow students, who must go forth on this day, to conquer the beast that is the educational system, I bid thee a good morning, and best of luck D:<

At least, for me it is. Reporting live from my bedroom, it is currently 2:43 AM, and I have nothing better to do at the moment.

HELLO ALL.

So, quite apparently, my last effort to be social failed miserably. Yeah.

But ILU ALL and am forcing myself to write in a way THAT EXPRESSES SOME KIND OF URGENCY OR EMOTION. Because I know I'll have to do it eventually.

Sorry that I'm so neglectful of those who have tried to be social and friendly with me.


NEW MISSION.

Learn to socialize before I'm 18 (which is in 16 days concequently) so that when I'm a Porn Monger, I may attract a little more attention.

Bai~