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Posted 13 years agoThose of you who have been watching me for a while may experience trace amounts of dejavu.
But I'm moving accounts, one last time. This is final!
I'll be moving from Hotot, to
roger , so follow me there and +watch if you like. :3
I'd like to start drawing and posting more, definitely- all the encouragement I can get will help me gather the confidence to put my stuff up here for the masses.
Love love~
But I'm moving accounts, one last time. This is final!
I'll be moving from Hotot, to
roger , so follow me there and +watch if you like. :3I'd like to start drawing and posting more, definitely- all the encouragement I can get will help me gather the confidence to put my stuff up here for the masses.
Love love~
Skyrim
Posted 14 years agoI have successfully learned how to mod Skyrim textures. Now. Time to give everybody My Little Pony panties!
This is going to be epic.
This is going to be epic.
My Christmas List
Posted 14 years ago1. A christmas list.
REAL Stupid Fursona Meme
Posted 14 years ago<.< Okay, so Sesame really wants me to do it right, so here's the REAL stupid fursona meme thingie, as answered by my three split personalities- Roger, Hotot, and Ebenezer.
1.)What's your name?
R: Roger T. Mouldwarpe
H: Jacque Blanc de Hotot
E: Ebenezer Chao
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
R: My name is Roger. T. Mouldwarpe stands for Talpa (my genus) and Mouldwarpe, the old english word for mole. Translates roughly to 'Earth-thrower'.
H: My name is Jack. Blanc de Hotot is the name of my breed.
E: Ebenezer is hebrew for 'stone of help' and is NOT pronounced EbeNEEZer. NEHzer. EbeNEHzer. Thank you.
3.) Are you single or taken?
R: Single, ladies. ;) Even though nobody loves moles. ._.
H: Taken! By a nine year old. :r It's complicated.
E: Single. AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY.
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
R: I can pick up trucks. :3 Is that a power? Also, my spit is poisonous. I could be a super hero.
H: My secret identity is Super Boyfriend! Though it doesn't come with any powers. :(
E: The power to sleep for 18 hours a day.
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
R: Sorry. ._.
H: Who's Gary?
E: Go blow yourself. Oh you can't? I can. I should have mentioned that in #4.
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
R: I think I wouldn't lose.
H: ;~; Oh hell no.
E: Eh, I'd probably lose, but they'd probably lose an eye or a testicle or something. Who's the real loser.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
R: I have a brother. We don't talk, though.
H: I have like six brothers and sisters. Thanksgiving is crazy!
E: <.< I have a little brother that thinks he's a rabbit.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
R: I keep a lot of worms, but I wouldn't call them pets... brb, actually, I could use a snack.
H: Nah, no pets. No time for pets, taking care of Sesame. :v
E: >.> I have a pet cat. Chairman Meow.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
R: I hate it when I drop a worm and it gets away. That's so annoying. They're hard to catch, you know.
H: I don't like meat. :>
E: I don't like you. :I
10.) Something that you do like?
R: I like chilling by the pool with a tall glass of lemonade. ^-^
H: :> I like to dance in the shower.
E: .... ..... ..... ..... ...... ..... I like cat food.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
R: I like to play chess.
H: I do some dancing, you know, nothing big. But my -real- hobby is basketball! I'm no good, but I love to watch.
E: Not really. I like drawing, a little.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
R: I once injured my brother's wrist in an arm wrestling contest.
H: Maybe, unintentionally. :< Or semi-intentionally, but not, like, physical, and I felt bad about it after.
E: Beats me.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
R: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
H: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
E: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
R: Talpa europaea. European mole.
H: Oryctolagus cuniculus. Blanc de Hotot rabbit.
E: Felis catus. Siamese cat.
15.)Name your worst habits.
R: I toss and turn at night and tend to smack people sleeping with me.
H: I have a hard time telling people when they need to STOP EATING. :(
E: Sleeping too much.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
R: I look up to Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and other great philosophers.
H: I look up to Johnny Depp. ^-^ Oh my~
E: Not really. Maybe Captain Picard.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
R: Bi, leaning straight.
H: Bi, leaning gay.
E: Bi, leaning straight.
18.)Do you go to school?
R: Nope! I'm all done with that business.
H: Here and there. I'm sort of a non traditional student!
E: Full time. I'm studying none-of-your-damn-business-ology.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
R: Yeah, I'd be up for that. :> It's a life goal, really.
H: ^-^; Maybe. I'm sort of enjoying myself right now! I'll think about it another time.
E: Oh hell no. If I ever have kids, I hope they're half dog. That's all I'm sayin'.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
R: Nah, moles aren't really that popular.
H: I have like five thousand fans on Facebook!
E: My little brother likes me for some reason.
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
R: I'm sometimes afraid... that if I go outside, I'll fall into the sky.
H: I'm a little afraid of the dark.
E: Toast. http://images.cheezburger.com/compl.....2137305577.jpg
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
R: What hair?
H: White, all natural. ^-^
E: Fur color. Whatever.
23.) Eyes?
R: Dark brown.
H: Really dark brown. Like black.
E: Some kind of blue color.
24.) What do you usually wear?
R: I like to go with something comfortable and sensible. I like sweater vests.
H: I don't really have a typical outfit. I like to change it up!
E: I dunno. Jeans?
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
R: Jewish.
H: A little Jewish.
E: I belong to the church of none-of-your-damned-business.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
R: I could answer a few more.
H: I don't know, are there any more juicy questions?
E: This quiz IS over.
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
R: Oh, okay then.
H: Oh, goodie. :>
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
R: Jackson, Mississippi!
H: Boston. :D
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
R: I'd say lower middle?
H: Middle, probably.
30.) How many friends do you have?
R: Not too many, but I like to think the ones I do have are really good ones.
H: Oh, oodles!
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
R: Hm~. I'd give myself better eyesight.
H: Bigger tail. Mhm. And maybe some sexier hips and butt. It's all in the hips and butt. Bigger penis, too, sshhhh~
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
R: Oh, I'd probably buy a couple of nice things for myself, and set up a fund for a charity I support with the rest. Something non-profit that invests and pays its interest and donations out to charities forever onward. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
H: >:D Oh, yeah, let's see... A big house, a fast car, a WEEK at the spa, my own business, a trip around the world, *the list goes on... and on... and on... That's GOT to be more than a million*
E: I didn't know there was going to be money involved. Somebody should have told me there were going to be cool questions in here. Lemme get this straight, though, is this hypothetical, or are we talking dollars and cents, because you can make the check out to...
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
R: Don't you mean 'What ARE your thoughts on pie?' See, thoughts is plural, so 'is' should be 'are' instead.
H: I love pie. My favorite is probably sweet potato pie. I know it's not really a potato, it's a yam, but it's still delicious.
E: The one with a million dollars inside. That's my favorite.
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
R: A lot of people think I just eat bugs and worms. But that's just not true. I eat all kinds of things. I'm a big fan of tiramisu.
H: It's definitely NOT carrots. Such a stereotype. I'd say banana nut bread. Followed by carrot cake.
E: That million dollar pie, man, have you been paying attention?
35.) Favourite drink?
R: I'd say Cab. Sav. I'm a huge fan of the reds. I like the whites, too, I'm not a snob, and I'll even drink blushes, but a good, semi-bitter full bodied red? I'm there.
H: I'm a big fan of water. Water is -really- good for you! And gatorade, as a sometimes treat.
E: Mountain Dew. And Redbull. I wonder if they mix...
36.) What is your favourite place?
R: In my home.
H: There's this AWESOME Italian Bistro down the road.
E: Your Mom's bed.
37.) Least favorite?
R: I'd say on stage.
H: The DMV.
E: MY Mom's bed.
38.) What will make you really mad?
R: I don't really get mad too often. I guess injustice. I really hate to see something that isn't fair.
H: Late planes! Oh, it just gets me so steamed!
E: Long, boring quizzes with questions that make no sense. I'm done with this. I'm out; peace.
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
R: I think it's ready to be over, yeah. ^-^;
H: No way! More juicy questions!
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
R: Oh, okay..
H: Awww.
41.) One more thing.
R: What?
H: I'm an Aquarius.
1.)What's your name?
R: Roger T. Mouldwarpe
H: Jacque Blanc de Hotot
E: Ebenezer Chao
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
R: My name is Roger. T. Mouldwarpe stands for Talpa (my genus) and Mouldwarpe, the old english word for mole. Translates roughly to 'Earth-thrower'.
H: My name is Jack. Blanc de Hotot is the name of my breed.
E: Ebenezer is hebrew for 'stone of help' and is NOT pronounced EbeNEEZer. NEHzer. EbeNEHzer. Thank you.
3.) Are you single or taken?
R: Single, ladies. ;) Even though nobody loves moles. ._.
H: Taken! By a nine year old. :r It's complicated.
E: Single. AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY.
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
R: I can pick up trucks. :3 Is that a power? Also, my spit is poisonous. I could be a super hero.
H: My secret identity is Super Boyfriend! Though it doesn't come with any powers. :(
E: The power to sleep for 18 hours a day.
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
R: Sorry. ._.
H: Who's Gary?
E: Go blow yourself. Oh you can't? I can. I should have mentioned that in #4.
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
R: I think I wouldn't lose.
H: ;~; Oh hell no.
E: Eh, I'd probably lose, but they'd probably lose an eye or a testicle or something. Who's the real loser.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
R: I have a brother. We don't talk, though.
H: I have like six brothers and sisters. Thanksgiving is crazy!
E: <.< I have a little brother that thinks he's a rabbit.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
R: I keep a lot of worms, but I wouldn't call them pets... brb, actually, I could use a snack.
H: Nah, no pets. No time for pets, taking care of Sesame. :v
E: >.> I have a pet cat. Chairman Meow.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
R: I hate it when I drop a worm and it gets away. That's so annoying. They're hard to catch, you know.
H: I don't like meat. :>
E: I don't like you. :I
10.) Something that you do like?
R: I like chilling by the pool with a tall glass of lemonade. ^-^
H: :> I like to dance in the shower.
E: .... ..... ..... ..... ...... ..... I like cat food.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
R: I like to play chess.
H: I do some dancing, you know, nothing big. But my -real- hobby is basketball! I'm no good, but I love to watch.
E: Not really. I like drawing, a little.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
R: I once injured my brother's wrist in an arm wrestling contest.
H: Maybe, unintentionally. :< Or semi-intentionally, but not, like, physical, and I felt bad about it after.
E: Beats me.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
R: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
H: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
E: o.O What do you think I am, a psycho?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
R: Talpa europaea. European mole.
H: Oryctolagus cuniculus. Blanc de Hotot rabbit.
E: Felis catus. Siamese cat.
15.)Name your worst habits.
R: I toss and turn at night and tend to smack people sleeping with me.
H: I have a hard time telling people when they need to STOP EATING. :(
E: Sleeping too much.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
R: I look up to Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and other great philosophers.
H: I look up to Johnny Depp. ^-^ Oh my~
E: Not really. Maybe Captain Picard.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
R: Bi, leaning straight.
H: Bi, leaning gay.
E: Bi, leaning straight.
18.)Do you go to school?
R: Nope! I'm all done with that business.
H: Here and there. I'm sort of a non traditional student!
E: Full time. I'm studying none-of-your-damn-business-ology.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
R: Yeah, I'd be up for that. :> It's a life goal, really.
H: ^-^; Maybe. I'm sort of enjoying myself right now! I'll think about it another time.
E: Oh hell no. If I ever have kids, I hope they're half dog. That's all I'm sayin'.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
R: Nah, moles aren't really that popular.
H: I have like five thousand fans on Facebook!
E: My little brother likes me for some reason.
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
R: I'm sometimes afraid... that if I go outside, I'll fall into the sky.
H: I'm a little afraid of the dark.
E: Toast. http://images.cheezburger.com/compl.....2137305577.jpg
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
R: What hair?
H: White, all natural. ^-^
E: Fur color. Whatever.
23.) Eyes?
R: Dark brown.
H: Really dark brown. Like black.
E: Some kind of blue color.
24.) What do you usually wear?
R: I like to go with something comfortable and sensible. I like sweater vests.
H: I don't really have a typical outfit. I like to change it up!
E: I dunno. Jeans?
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
R: Jewish.
H: A little Jewish.
E: I belong to the church of none-of-your-damned-business.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
R: I could answer a few more.
H: I don't know, are there any more juicy questions?
E: This quiz IS over.
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
R: Oh, okay then.
H: Oh, goodie. :>
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
R: Jackson, Mississippi!
H: Boston. :D
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
R: I'd say lower middle?
H: Middle, probably.
30.) How many friends do you have?
R: Not too many, but I like to think the ones I do have are really good ones.
H: Oh, oodles!
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
R: Hm~. I'd give myself better eyesight.
H: Bigger tail. Mhm. And maybe some sexier hips and butt. It's all in the hips and butt. Bigger penis, too, sshhhh~
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
R: Oh, I'd probably buy a couple of nice things for myself, and set up a fund for a charity I support with the rest. Something non-profit that invests and pays its interest and donations out to charities forever onward. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
H: >:D Oh, yeah, let's see... A big house, a fast car, a WEEK at the spa, my own business, a trip around the world, *the list goes on... and on... and on... That's GOT to be more than a million*
E: I didn't know there was going to be money involved. Somebody should have told me there were going to be cool questions in here. Lemme get this straight, though, is this hypothetical, or are we talking dollars and cents, because you can make the check out to...
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
R: Don't you mean 'What ARE your thoughts on pie?' See, thoughts is plural, so 'is' should be 'are' instead.
H: I love pie. My favorite is probably sweet potato pie. I know it's not really a potato, it's a yam, but it's still delicious.
E: The one with a million dollars inside. That's my favorite.
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
R: A lot of people think I just eat bugs and worms. But that's just not true. I eat all kinds of things. I'm a big fan of tiramisu.
H: It's definitely NOT carrots. Such a stereotype. I'd say banana nut bread. Followed by carrot cake.
E: That million dollar pie, man, have you been paying attention?
35.) Favourite drink?
R: I'd say Cab. Sav. I'm a huge fan of the reds. I like the whites, too, I'm not a snob, and I'll even drink blushes, but a good, semi-bitter full bodied red? I'm there.
H: I'm a big fan of water. Water is -really- good for you! And gatorade, as a sometimes treat.
E: Mountain Dew. And Redbull. I wonder if they mix...
36.) What is your favourite place?
R: In my home.
H: There's this AWESOME Italian Bistro down the road.
E: Your Mom's bed.
37.) Least favorite?
R: I'd say on stage.
H: The DMV.
E: MY Mom's bed.
38.) What will make you really mad?
R: I don't really get mad too often. I guess injustice. I really hate to see something that isn't fair.
H: Late planes! Oh, it just gets me so steamed!
E: Long, boring quizzes with questions that make no sense. I'm done with this. I'm out; peace.
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
R: I think it's ready to be over, yeah. ^-^;
H: No way! More juicy questions!
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
R: Oh, okay..
H: Awww.
41.) One more thing.
R: What?
H: I'm an Aquarius.
Stupid Fursona Meme
Posted 14 years agoSesame really likes my memes, so he's making me do another one.
I'm gonna try REALLY hard to be serious and get through the whole thing.
Okay, let's get started...
1.)What's your name?
Uhhh... this is really hard.
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Whatever, that's enough questions, totes.
3.) Are you single or taken?
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
8.) Oh? How about pets?
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
10.) Something that you do like?
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
15.)Name your worst habits.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
18.)Do you go to school?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
23.) Eyes?
24.) What do you usually wear?
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
30.) How many friends do you have?
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
35.) Favourite drink?
36.) What is your favourite place?
37.) Least favourite?
38.) What will make you really mad?
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
41.) One more thing.
Press F5 for deja-vu meme expansion pack.
I'm gonna try REALLY hard to be serious and get through the whole thing.
Okay, let's get started...
1.)What's your name?
Uhhh... this is really hard.
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Whatever, that's enough questions, totes.
3.) Are you single or taken?
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
8.) Oh? How about pets?
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
10.) Something that you do like?
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
15.)Name your worst habits.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
18.)Do you go to school?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
23.) Eyes?
24.) What do you usually wear?
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
30.) How many friends do you have?
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
35.) Favourite drink?
36.) What is your favourite place?
37.) Least favourite?
38.) What will make you really mad?
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
41.) One more thing.
Press F5 for deja-vu meme expansion pack.
Furfright Meme Thing
Posted 14 years ago**How are you getting there?
Burrowing. I saw it in a Bug's Bunny cartoon.
**Who are you going with
Rourkie, my getaway driver, and Sesame, my back-up man.
**Who will you be with?
... wait, isn't this the last question?
**Where are you staying?
Under the stairs.
**Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Probably the suck-for-a-buck lady on the corner. :>
**Are there any panels you might be attending?
I MIGHT be attending all of them. Or I MIGHT not!
**Will you be suiting?
No, but suck-for-a-buck lady might be. Depends on if it's extra.
**What is your gender?
I'm a male-to-male transgender.
**How old are you?
Older than dirt, according to
sesamebun
**How tall are you?
0.6 meters. What? I'm a rabbit.
**Can I talk to you?
Only in rhyme. It's my new thing.
*Can I touch you?
Petting is 3.00$ a minute.
**How can I find you?
I'll probably be wearing a monocle.
**Can I visit your room?
Sure, I'm under the stairs.
**Can I give you things?
Oh but you must.
**Will you do art trades?
I draw with my mouth.
**Can I hug or snuggle with you?
5.00$ a minute.
**Are you nice?
That's 2.00$ / minute extra.
**If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I'm attracted by the sounds of jingling change.
**Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Chillin' with suck-for-a-buck-lady.
**What/where will you be eating?
A pile of cabbage / on top of that pile of cabbage.
**Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I think she charges extras for three-ways.
**What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Survive!
**Have you went last year?
I don't answer grammatically incorrect questions.
Burrowing. I saw it in a Bug's Bunny cartoon.
**Who are you going with
Rourkie, my getaway driver, and Sesame, my back-up man.
**Who will you be with?
... wait, isn't this the last question?
**Where are you staying?
Under the stairs.
**Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Probably the suck-for-a-buck lady on the corner. :>
**Are there any panels you might be attending?
I MIGHT be attending all of them. Or I MIGHT not!
**Will you be suiting?
No, but suck-for-a-buck lady might be. Depends on if it's extra.
**What is your gender?
I'm a male-to-male transgender.
**How old are you?
Older than dirt, according to
sesamebun**How tall are you?
0.6 meters. What? I'm a rabbit.
**Can I talk to you?
Only in rhyme. It's my new thing.
*Can I touch you?
Petting is 3.00$ a minute.
**How can I find you?
I'll probably be wearing a monocle.
**Can I visit your room?
Sure, I'm under the stairs.
**Can I give you things?
Oh but you must.
**Will you do art trades?
I draw with my mouth.
**Can I hug or snuggle with you?
5.00$ a minute.
**Are you nice?
That's 2.00$ / minute extra.
**If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I'm attracted by the sounds of jingling change.
**Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Chillin' with suck-for-a-buck-lady.
**What/where will you be eating?
A pile of cabbage / on top of that pile of cabbage.
**Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I think she charges extras for three-ways.
**What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Survive!
**Have you went last year?
I don't answer grammatically incorrect questions.
Update
Posted 14 years agoShort long story.
Been blue.
Feel better.
Draw more now.
Rabbits are still not rodents.
Been blue.
Feel better.
Draw more now.
Rabbits are still not rodents.
Meme Time
Posted 14 years ago1. How old will you be in five years? 5
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Patrick Stewart
3. How tall are you? 6"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Climbing Mt. Everest
5. What's the last movie you saw? Men in Black III
6. Who was the last person you called? Jack Black
7. Who was the last person to call you? Jack Black (leave me ALONE dude)
8. What was the last text message you received? lol
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Jack Black (I'm serious, dude)
10. Do you prefer to call or text? Snail mail.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Having mimosas with Harto.
12. Are your parents married/divorced? Married, but to different people.
13. What time did you wake up today? 6 AM
14. What color are your eyes? The color of money.
15. What are you wearing right now? Banana hammock.
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex? CPS
17. Do you like Christmas songs? That's creedist.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places? The old room in the college library that nobody ever goes to.
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places? Probably hell.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? The moon.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Dead from having way too much fun.
22. Do you tan or burn? Like a lit fuse.
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With. You never know when the government is going to come and get you.
24. Would you ever wear a thong? I'm wearing your girlfriend's.
25. How big is your bed? Emperor sized.
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Fear was afraid I was gonna get IT.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? TI82
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? I laughed at poverty a while ago.
29. What color are your sheets? White with holes in them. WHAT?! Halloweens coming up! >:O
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? I sleep with people. Not pillows. Perv.
31. What is your favorite season? Probably oregano.
33. What do you like about winter? Snowmen.
34. What do you like about the summer? Dirtmen.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring? Wait, where's the love for fall?
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? I dunno. A hundred?
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? Just the ones that DON'T smell like pee.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Fuzzy slippers.
39. Are you a social person? People are social. A person who never socializes is mental.
40. What was the last thing you ate? Your boyfriend's dick.
41. What is your favorite restaurant? George St. Tavern
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream? Cold
43. What is your favorite dessert? Tiramisu
44. What is your favorite kind of soup? No soup for you.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Petrolium
46. Do you like Chinese food? With extra MSG
47. Do you like coffee? Black plz.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? I don't drink water. Just champagne.
49. What do you drink in the morning? Mimosa
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend? The church of mind-your-own-business.
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other? Every day.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it? I get my assistant to pray for me.
53. Do you like to cuddle? Depends. Are we talking person-with-good-hygiene or rabid bear?
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? I sleep under it. You never know when those government people are coming for you.
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Somebody gives me a car? What kind of question is that.
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright? No, but I give it to other people all the time.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? I caught one with a paper towel yesterday. I threw it away.
58. Do you know how to play poker? Depends. Are we playing for money? Yes? No, I've never played in my life.
59. Do you want kids? Yeah, but I don't want to RAISE 'em.
60. Do you speak any other languages? Tongues counts, right?
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I try not to hit it. I would annihilate it.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Breathe. Wait, no, that's not right..
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? I sent a love letter to a senator once.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? I prefer jet pack.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick? Sticks don't have wheels.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Whores.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Not.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s? My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
69. Can you roll your tongue? I can roll YOURS.
70. Who is the funniest person you know? My rice cooker. OH RICE COOKER YOU JEST
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? That's zoophilia.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? The voice of Jesus telling me I'm awesome. In that funny Mexican accent.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Yeah and they're REALLY tight.
74. What red object is closest to you right now? Some mysterious blood.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)? I've had insomnia.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed, or else the kids will get out.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bee-bears.
78. Do you flirt a lot? Don't have to.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Money.
80. What are you most afraid of? Tic-tacs, actually....
81. Can you change the oil on a car? I just buy a new car.
82. Have you ever run out of gas? New car time.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less. I only need one. Boss.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing? Filling out a 100 question meme.
85. What was the last book you read? Machiavelli.
86. Do you read the newspaper? I like the funny pages.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? For Highlights
89. Do you watch soap operas? Only Mexican ones.
90. I have replaced question number 90 with an assertion of my uberness.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? Me and Billy Mayes.
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay? W/e
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? 'Get more land mines'
94. What is your favorite candle scent? Candle? I guess? Is candle a scent?
95. What is your favorite board game? More like BORED game. LOLOLOLOL
97. How is your relationship with your mother? I'm a mother lover.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? My wife.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? Six years.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? Myself. *eats ice cream*
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Patrick Stewart
3. How tall are you? 6"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Climbing Mt. Everest
5. What's the last movie you saw? Men in Black III
6. Who was the last person you called? Jack Black
7. Who was the last person to call you? Jack Black (leave me ALONE dude)
8. What was the last text message you received? lol
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Jack Black (I'm serious, dude)
10. Do you prefer to call or text? Snail mail.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Having mimosas with Harto.
12. Are your parents married/divorced? Married, but to different people.
13. What time did you wake up today? 6 AM
14. What color are your eyes? The color of money.
15. What are you wearing right now? Banana hammock.
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex? CPS
17. Do you like Christmas songs? That's creedist.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places? The old room in the college library that nobody ever goes to.
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places? Probably hell.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? The moon.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Dead from having way too much fun.
22. Do you tan or burn? Like a lit fuse.
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With. You never know when the government is going to come and get you.
24. Would you ever wear a thong? I'm wearing your girlfriend's.
25. How big is your bed? Emperor sized.
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Fear was afraid I was gonna get IT.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? TI82
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? I laughed at poverty a while ago.
29. What color are your sheets? White with holes in them. WHAT?! Halloweens coming up! >:O
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? I sleep with people. Not pillows. Perv.
31. What is your favorite season? Probably oregano.
33. What do you like about winter? Snowmen.
34. What do you like about the summer? Dirtmen.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring? Wait, where's the love for fall?
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? I dunno. A hundred?
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? Just the ones that DON'T smell like pee.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Fuzzy slippers.
39. Are you a social person? People are social. A person who never socializes is mental.
40. What was the last thing you ate? Your boyfriend's dick.
41. What is your favorite restaurant? George St. Tavern
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream? Cold
43. What is your favorite dessert? Tiramisu
44. What is your favorite kind of soup? No soup for you.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Petrolium
46. Do you like Chinese food? With extra MSG
47. Do you like coffee? Black plz.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? I don't drink water. Just champagne.
49. What do you drink in the morning? Mimosa
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend? The church of mind-your-own-business.
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other? Every day.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it? I get my assistant to pray for me.
53. Do you like to cuddle? Depends. Are we talking person-with-good-hygiene or rabid bear?
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? I sleep under it. You never know when those government people are coming for you.
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Somebody gives me a car? What kind of question is that.
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright? No, but I give it to other people all the time.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? I caught one with a paper towel yesterday. I threw it away.
58. Do you know how to play poker? Depends. Are we playing for money? Yes? No, I've never played in my life.
59. Do you want kids? Yeah, but I don't want to RAISE 'em.
60. Do you speak any other languages? Tongues counts, right?
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I try not to hit it. I would annihilate it.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Breathe. Wait, no, that's not right..
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? I sent a love letter to a senator once.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? I prefer jet pack.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick? Sticks don't have wheels.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Whores.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Not.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s? My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
69. Can you roll your tongue? I can roll YOURS.
70. Who is the funniest person you know? My rice cooker. OH RICE COOKER YOU JEST
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? That's zoophilia.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? The voice of Jesus telling me I'm awesome. In that funny Mexican accent.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Yeah and they're REALLY tight.
74. What red object is closest to you right now? Some mysterious blood.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)? I've had insomnia.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed, or else the kids will get out.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bee-bears.
78. Do you flirt a lot? Don't have to.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Money.
80. What are you most afraid of? Tic-tacs, actually....
81. Can you change the oil on a car? I just buy a new car.
82. Have you ever run out of gas? New car time.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less. I only need one. Boss.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing? Filling out a 100 question meme.
85. What was the last book you read? Machiavelli.
86. Do you read the newspaper? I like the funny pages.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? For Highlights
89. Do you watch soap operas? Only Mexican ones.
90. I have replaced question number 90 with an assertion of my uberness.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? Me and Billy Mayes.
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay? W/e
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? 'Get more land mines'
94. What is your favorite candle scent? Candle? I guess? Is candle a scent?
95. What is your favorite board game? More like BORED game. LOLOLOLOL
97. How is your relationship with your mother? I'm a mother lover.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? My wife.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? Six years.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? Myself. *eats ice cream*
Danger
Posted 14 years agoWhat's more dangerous than jumping a chasm in one leap?
Jumping a chasm in two leaps.
Jumping a chasm in two leaps.
Interest Low
Posted 14 years agoNot too much interest in commissions. ;~; Gotta couple hits, and I'm definitely gonna open up for 'em, but I gotta start pullin' in the dough before I have to sell my computer and tablet and virginity! XD
What can I do to drum up interest? :3 Should I post more? Offer some freebies? Get folks to pimp me? Post my prices? (Dirt cheap!)
What if I did one of those weird offers that seem to be popular these days, like adoptables or sketches of generic faceless characters you can pay me to alter into your characters? XD I dunno.
Mes amis français recevront un rabais!
What can I do to drum up interest? :3 Should I post more? Offer some freebies? Get folks to pimp me? Post my prices? (Dirt cheap!)
What if I did one of those weird offers that seem to be popular these days, like adoptables or sketches of generic faceless characters you can pay me to alter into your characters? XD I dunno.
Mes amis français recevront un rabais!
Commission Offer (Testing waters!)
Posted 14 years agoJust testing the waters for commissions. I'm not actually taking them right now! I still have a few things that I need to clear up first. I expect to be able to accept new commissions in the coming week.
So.
Who would throw money at me for art? :D Interested in a commission? Comment below.
Again, not -actually- taking any right now, just gauging interest!
So.
Who would throw money at me for art? :D Interested in a commission? Comment below.
Again, not -actually- taking any right now, just gauging interest!
Acorn Free Art Contest
Posted 14 years agoD: Acorn never gives away free art. Imma sign up! You can too, just follow the link below.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2619862/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2619862/
Christmas Cub Giveaway
Posted 14 years agoSesameBun is giving away 12 free slots for babyfur/cub characters to be in a Christmas themed booklet, coming out this December. :D If interested, go to the link below and follow instructions!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2635371/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2635371/
Guys, guys, guys.
Posted 14 years agoAdoptables
Posted 14 years agoWhat do you think?
Rabbits are not Rodents
Posted 14 years agoIt's true. Rabbits are not rodents.
There's a wonderful list of rodent species at the link below.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rodents
Rabbits are not there.
Thank you. This has been a public service announcement by Hotot.
There's a wonderful list of rodent species at the link below.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rodents
Rabbits are not there.
Thank you. This has been a public service announcement by Hotot.
Free Art by Choco
Posted 14 years agoChoco's doing a free art thingie. :3 You should pop on by and see if you can win.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2497461/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2497461/
Art Blues
Posted 14 years ago:< I feel like my art is all stagnant and stuff. I want to improve it, but I don't know where to start. Drawing the same old stuff in the same old way just seems to get me nowhere. I'm at a loss!
