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Posted 14 years ago1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No FOOL!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---Yes
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? ---Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? ---Yes
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? ---Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- No
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? -- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- No
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? ---Yes
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? ---No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? ---Yes
Shot a gun? ---No
Skinny-dipped? ---No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? ---No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- No
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? ---Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? ---No
Think about the future? ---Yes
Been in handcuffs? ---No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---Yes
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? ---Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? ---Yes
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? ---Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- No
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? -- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- No
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? ---Yes
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? ---No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? ---Yes
Shot a gun? ---No
Skinny-dipped? ---No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? ---No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- No
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? ---Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? ---No
Think about the future? ---Yes
Been in handcuffs? ---No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
No Subject
Posted 14 years agoLAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Not on an internet meme.
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color: Dark brown and combed neatly like an old man.
- Height: 5'11"
- Clothing style: Khakis and dress shirts.
- Best physical feature: Broad shoulders and a charming smile.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: That my last moments before death will be filled only a deep sense of regret for all that I could have done.
- Your guilty pleasure: Masturbating to furry art.
- Your biggest pet peeve: When people don't say bless you after sneezing. Don't know why but it gets me all riled up.
- Your ambitions for the future: Nothing really. I'm content for now to coast along. Hence my greatest fear. Complacency is my enemy.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Mostly static and a deep sense of confusion.
- What you think about most: I'm overweight and I should get off the computer and do something about it.
- What you think about before bed: Suppressed by fapping material.
- You think your best quality is: I'm quick witted. I'm not usually caught off guard mentally.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single. How are you supposed to be intimate when another couple is there?
- To be loved or respected: Respected. I want to be loved but to be dismissed but adored would drive me up the wall.
- Beauty or brains: Brains. I couldn't respect her otherwise.
- Dogs or cats: Cats. They are low maintenance pets who aren't against showering you in love :)
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Used to quite frequently. I've pretty much switched to opposite side of the spectrum now. I don't even leave out internet purchases on my taxes ^^'
- Believe in yourself: Yes. Very much in spite of previous history, but yes.
- Believe in love: Y eah.
- Want someone: Very much, yes.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Not since highschool.
- Done drugs: Never, not even cigarettes.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Changed myself to be even more alone. Couldn't be hurt if no one got close. Ah, the stupidities of youth.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: No real preference, though I do like sage green.
- Favorite animal: Cats.
- Favorite movie: Classic Arnold flicks for pure enjoyment. Blade Runner for best SciFi. "Snatch", "Lock Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels", or "Layer Cake" for crime movies. "Groundhog Day" for sheer rewatchability. Rocky perhaps the best. You don't have to win. Sometimes you just need to tie to come out on top. To exceed everyone's expectations.
- Favorite game: "Mount and Blade" for PC.
- Favorite book: The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: Oct 25
- How old will you be: 29
- Age you lost your virginity: Forever alone. *Single tear*
- Does age matter: Depends. Matter for what end. If you said friendship, no. If you said sex, then definitely. All depends.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Charming.
- Best eye color: Green
- Best hair color: Red
- Best thing to do with a partner: Enjoy each others company.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: Other People
- I feel: Tired.
- I hide: Behind a cock sure attitude.
- I miss: My younger self's determination.
- I wish: I would let go of my fears and charge ahead.
LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
No one. It's not like anyone here would care or know if I did. :)
- Name: Not on an internet meme.
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color: Dark brown and combed neatly like an old man.
- Height: 5'11"
- Clothing style: Khakis and dress shirts.
- Best physical feature: Broad shoulders and a charming smile.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: That my last moments before death will be filled only a deep sense of regret for all that I could have done.
- Your guilty pleasure: Masturbating to furry art.
- Your biggest pet peeve: When people don't say bless you after sneezing. Don't know why but it gets me all riled up.
- Your ambitions for the future: Nothing really. I'm content for now to coast along. Hence my greatest fear. Complacency is my enemy.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Mostly static and a deep sense of confusion.
- What you think about most: I'm overweight and I should get off the computer and do something about it.
- What you think about before bed: Suppressed by fapping material.
- You think your best quality is: I'm quick witted. I'm not usually caught off guard mentally.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single. How are you supposed to be intimate when another couple is there?
- To be loved or respected: Respected. I want to be loved but to be dismissed but adored would drive me up the wall.
- Beauty or brains: Brains. I couldn't respect her otherwise.
- Dogs or cats: Cats. They are low maintenance pets who aren't against showering you in love :)
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Used to quite frequently. I've pretty much switched to opposite side of the spectrum now. I don't even leave out internet purchases on my taxes ^^'
- Believe in yourself: Yes. Very much in spite of previous history, but yes.
- Believe in love: Y eah.
- Want someone: Very much, yes.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Not since highschool.
- Done drugs: Never, not even cigarettes.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Changed myself to be even more alone. Couldn't be hurt if no one got close. Ah, the stupidities of youth.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: No real preference, though I do like sage green.
- Favorite animal: Cats.
- Favorite movie: Classic Arnold flicks for pure enjoyment. Blade Runner for best SciFi. "Snatch", "Lock Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels", or "Layer Cake" for crime movies. "Groundhog Day" for sheer rewatchability. Rocky perhaps the best. You don't have to win. Sometimes you just need to tie to come out on top. To exceed everyone's expectations.
- Favorite game: "Mount and Blade" for PC.
- Favorite book: The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: Oct 25
- How old will you be: 29
- Age you lost your virginity: Forever alone. *Single tear*
- Does age matter: Depends. Matter for what end. If you said friendship, no. If you said sex, then definitely. All depends.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Charming.
- Best eye color: Green
- Best hair color: Red
- Best thing to do with a partner: Enjoy each others company.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: Other People
- I feel: Tired.
- I hide: Behind a cock sure attitude.
- I miss: My younger self's determination.
- I wish: I would let go of my fears and charge ahead.
LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
No one. It's not like anyone here would care or know if I did. :)
Looked interesting, will post to the amusement of none.
Posted 16 years agostolen from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/alizee/
=Rules=
* Choose a singer/band/group.
* Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
* Tag 2 more people (let them know they've been tagged)
The band I chose: Infected Mushroom
Are you male or female?
Hush Mail
Describe yourself!
The Missed Symphony
What do people feel when they're around you?
Elation Station
Describe your current relationship.
I Wish
Where would you like to be now?
Never Ever Land
How do you feel about love?
Semi Nice
What's your life like?
Spiritual Trance
What would you ask for if you only had one wish?
Ministry of Angels
Say something wise.
None of This is Real
/edit/ Hey hey hello watchers. Tag, you're it.
=Rules=
* Choose a singer/band/group.
* Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
* Tag 2 more people (let them know they've been tagged)
The band I chose: Infected Mushroom
Are you male or female?
Hush Mail
Describe yourself!
The Missed Symphony
What do people feel when they're around you?
Elation Station
Describe your current relationship.
I Wish
Where would you like to be now?
Never Ever Land
How do you feel about love?
Semi Nice
What's your life like?
Spiritual Trance
What would you ask for if you only had one wish?
Ministry of Angels
Say something wise.
None of This is Real
/edit/ Hey hey hello watchers. Tag, you're it.
I can has Meme?
Posted 16 years agostolen from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/driprat/
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. (I had to resort to winamp)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun
01) SOMEONE SAYS "ARE YOU OKAY" YOU SAY?
Gothic Sandy
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Drop and Roll
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Hymn of Bahamut
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
A Clockwork Vampire
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Wizardry Medieval Magic
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Clairvoyant Elegy
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Clan McCloud
9) DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Ionized
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Real Solution number 9 (Mambo Mania Mix)
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Fury of Medusa
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Spekkio the Brave
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Umaro Uematsu
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Millennial
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Valse, op.64
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Song of the Mountain
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Light Calvary Overture
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Ancient Steps Retraced
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Infiltrator
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Space Cowboys
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
GAUNTLET!
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Evening Edition Jam
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. (I had to resort to winamp)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun
01) SOMEONE SAYS "ARE YOU OKAY" YOU SAY?
Gothic Sandy
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Drop and Roll
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Hymn of Bahamut
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
A Clockwork Vampire
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Wizardry Medieval Magic
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Clairvoyant Elegy
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Clan McCloud
9) DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Ionized
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Real Solution number 9 (Mambo Mania Mix)
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Fury of Medusa
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Spekkio the Brave
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Umaro Uematsu
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Millennial
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Valse, op.64
16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Song of the Mountain
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Light Calvary Overture
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Ancient Steps Retraced
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Infiltrator
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Space Cowboys
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
GAUNTLET!
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Evening Edition Jam
His First Meme! (So Proud)
Posted 17 years agoCouldn't help it. Looked interesting.
Taken from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kaemantis/ journal
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Songs:
Opening Credits:
Disturbed - Prayer
Has potential. Perhaps my sorry ass gets to be in an action movie :)
Waking Up:
Vladimir Ashkenazy - Prelude #15 in D-flat, Op. 28 #15
I only now realized that this is the song they used in the Halo "Believe" commercials. The one in the diorama with the piano bits.
First Day At School:
Jonathan Elias - Movement One - Mercy
My movie has turned depressingly classy.
Falling In love:
1762 Gluck - Dance of the Blessed Spirtis (from 'Orpheus and Eurydice')
Distressingly classy.
Fight Song:
Infected Mushroom - Before
From nowhere: Techno
Breaking Up:
1902 Mahler - Symphony No. 5 - Adagietto
I have 2857 possible songs, maybe 130 of those are classical. How?
Prom:
Aphex Twin - Speed Racer (Techno Remix)
Life's OK:
Taani - Melodi and Rytm
Mental Breakdown:
KC and the Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonight
I cheated on this one. I refused to have another classical song pop up. Had to stop here for amusement value
Driving:
Bud Light - Real Men of Genius - Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker.
Flashback:
Propellerhead - Cominagetcha
Cheated again. Might delete my classical.
Getting Back Together:
Alice DJ - Better Off Alone.
Hey, Irony =D
Wedding:
Orbital - Sad but True
Uh-oh. I'm sensing a pattern here...
Birth of Child:
Orbital - Event Horizon
I'm so sorry. Apparently in my movie I give rise to Damien =/
Final Battle:
Infected Mushroom - Opagiffa Night.
Death Scene:
Robert Miles - Everyday Life
Funeral Song:
Daikaiju - Son of Daikaiju
As my funeral procession goes along my demon spawn child is rampaging through downtown like Godzilla.
End Credits:
Chemical Brothers - Beats Made to Breake
Taken from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kaemantis/ journal
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Songs:
Opening Credits:
Disturbed - Prayer
Has potential. Perhaps my sorry ass gets to be in an action movie :)
Waking Up:
Vladimir Ashkenazy - Prelude #15 in D-flat, Op. 28 #15
I only now realized that this is the song they used in the Halo "Believe" commercials. The one in the diorama with the piano bits.
First Day At School:
Jonathan Elias - Movement One - Mercy
My movie has turned depressingly classy.
Falling In love:
1762 Gluck - Dance of the Blessed Spirtis (from 'Orpheus and Eurydice')
Distressingly classy.
Fight Song:
Infected Mushroom - Before
From nowhere: Techno
Breaking Up:
1902 Mahler - Symphony No. 5 - Adagietto
I have 2857 possible songs, maybe 130 of those are classical. How?
Prom:
Aphex Twin - Speed Racer (Techno Remix)
Life's OK:
Taani - Melodi and Rytm
Mental Breakdown:
KC and the Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonight
I cheated on this one. I refused to have another classical song pop up. Had to stop here for amusement value
Driving:
Bud Light - Real Men of Genius - Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker.
Flashback:
Propellerhead - Cominagetcha
Cheated again. Might delete my classical.
Getting Back Together:
Alice DJ - Better Off Alone.
Hey, Irony =D
Wedding:
Orbital - Sad but True
Uh-oh. I'm sensing a pattern here...
Birth of Child:
Orbital - Event Horizon
I'm so sorry. Apparently in my movie I give rise to Damien =/
Final Battle:
Infected Mushroom - Opagiffa Night.
Death Scene:
Robert Miles - Everyday Life
Funeral Song:
Daikaiju - Son of Daikaiju
As my funeral procession goes along my demon spawn child is rampaging through downtown like Godzilla.
End Credits:
Chemical Brothers - Beats Made to Breake
