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I'm now moved to  cliffdog so if you care to do so, follow me there! I won't be posting anything here or even checking.

Also if you care to see any art that's done FOR me, watch  kumakaze. It's the first FA account I ever made, and it was just sitting around, so... yeah, I figured I might as well use it.

I can't believe I'm just hearing about this now. It's from July.


This video shows a police officer at the G20 protests in Toronto threatening to arrest a protestor for blowing soap bubbles ("If one of those bubbles touches me, it's assault") and then leading the protestor away, presumably for the aforementioned "offense." If the goal of the police at the G20 was to act pissy and escalate minor incidents into major ones in order to assert their authority, mission accomplished. If, on the other hand, their mission was to de-escalate, keep the peace, find rapport, and celebrate the democratic right to protest, this officer is an abject, total failure.

Okay. Wow. Just wow. I'm not going to get into my feelings on G20, but I have to say that I would support ANY PERSON'S right to a peaceful protest, even if it was... I don't know, PeTA. EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN has a right to peaceful protest and that shitwad took that young woman's away. It takes a real soldier to make a girl cry, huh? If I met that guy, I'd give him a real reason to arrest someone.

DERP DERP 。_°

its sandwhiches

Yes it's true, I'm thinking of switching accounts. For a few reasons:

-To see who my real watchers are. Only like 20-30 of my watchers seem to follow my art/journals. I don't like having my "watched by" numbers padded by people who don't really watch me.
-I am a different person than I used to be. My life is changing a lot and my art is improving. Sometimes I want to start over.
-I don't go by milk-bone anymore. Only a few old friends like the people listed on my frontpage still call me Milk; to be honest, with the exception of them, I'd be happy leaving the name behind, although it will always be a happy part of my history.
-To clear out my watches. I feel like I'm becoming one of those "inactive watchers" I was talking about. But I get SO many journals and submissions every minute...

So, yeah... thoughts...?

I wanted to say that even though I AM working on art again, I understand that it has taken quite a while. If you don't want to wait to get your art, I will be happy to give refunds.

Woke up just now with a burning desire to hear:

I might use the name Cliff. It's a dumb-sounding hick name... I think it fits me pretty well. CB

Or maybe Joe.

There's too much man on FA :'C I want to see some furry girl artz.

Okay tomorrow I'm going to the hospital, my sister is getting her gallbladder removed. If anybody would be so kind as to keep my company by texting me, that'd be sweet. There's gonna be a lot of sitting and waiting and I'm gonna be worrying my head off. I'm so scared. She's been in a lot of pain. She's my OLDER sister but I feel like any bro does about his sis, and if she's hurting, I just want to put life in a headlock and drive a knife into its spine.

So basically, it'd be awes if some folks could just keep me company. Luv you guys. OH and until I get a new tablet I'm going to be drawing with a pencil and paper and coloring digitally, but I WILL be getting back to drawing soon. I've been busy with family matters and broke but until I get a job I'm gonna have lotsa free time now.

...at least have the courtesy to not use the word "mate". I'm nobody's "mate"; I'm not a fucking dog or wolfaboo or WTFever. I'm a HUMAN. My "mates" are my FRIENDS.

I don't know why anybody in their right mind would want to date me anyways, but if you ask me to be your "mate" it's a GUARANTEED no.

...you just stand up and say "FUCK YOU HARD, PHOTOSHOP." regardless of who is around you, even if that someone is your Catholic grandmother.

Anybody else like Sons of Anarchy? My sister lent me the first season box set and I'm obsessed with it now. She got the second season, gonna give it to me to watch this weekend. I'm stupid stoked about it. I think she knew I'd love it because I've always been into motorcycle gangs, the way some boys are into being cops, or soldiers, or whatever sort of stuff like that.

Anyways, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone under 17, but it's a damn fine show. I've watched the whole box set twice.

Excited to see the movie this weekend! I haven't seen my friends Cassie and her bo Oni, or my friend Tabby in ages. It'll be great to just hang out and not worry about my lack of a job and shit. (Shit is a bad word, don't use it) The movie itself just looks funny, so I'm looking forward to a good weekend.

Also, ALABAMA FOOTBALL STARTS THIS WEEKEND! I'm so pumped!! The adrenaline is like, taking me over. I want to... I dunno. Hit someone. Cook outdoors... stuff like that!
The bad news is that a few hours before the game, I have a family reunion. I'm not out to my folks yet, but I told my mom straight-up: I DON'T feel comfortable dressing up all girly and I'm NOT going to do it. So what if these people don't like it? If they can't handle me like I am, wearing a t-shirt and shorts with my hair how I like it, then I'll just stop coming to family reunions. (We did come to a compromise, though. I have to shave my legs. I don't really mind that too much; the hair on my legs is all thin and unmanly anyways, so whatever.)

Anyways, I'm not going to let me down on football day. NOTHING could kill that high for me. So pumped!!

Signing off,
-Cliff

PS: Why can't Frogger swim? He's a frog. HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING FROG!!!

I registered early because I was optimistic and I figured I would have a job by now... But life is rough... No money... I've had to cancel MFM and Rock the Universe... Sorry if I was going to see you at either... believe me, nobody is more sad about it than I am...

Oh well. Life is not being all bad. I mean, the girl I love is still totally ignoring me and my dealer quit smoking (and therefor dealing). BUT. The first Alabama game is coming up soon.

Also, I have been "sir"ed TWICE in the last week while NOT EVEN WEARING MY BINDER, just baggy clothes. (Good and bad; the REASON I wasn't wearing a binder was because I was A.) at Starbucks with my mom, and then B.) at the chinese restaurant with my dad. Awkwaaaaard.) The fact that I'm passing with absolutely ZERO effort is really encouraging.

Funny story, my mom said I'm "such a man" (in a humorous way) today when I was laundry-sniffing (how else do you know what's clean and what isn't?). I laughed a little harder than I perhaps should have, but it was really funny to me.

Oh, yeah, and NICK SABAN MOVIE!!! F*** YEAH! You can see the trailer here:
http://flashlightmediagroup.com/sabanmovie/
I know crying is not manly. But two things make me cry tears of absolute, soul-lifting, heart-warming, ultimate, pure joy:
-Winning the National Championship
-Watching that trailer

And I'm sure I'll be doing the same when I go to see the movie the day it comes out. My mother (a huge Bama fan like me) got me an advance ticket!!!

I'm sorry, I've just been super busy IRL D: Mostly with my family. Anyway, I'm not dead or anything. Also I lost the charger to my phone so I feel so... disconnected D= I'm getting a new one today.

lmao

Because if you eat this, you ARE going to die. Either your heart will fail or the fat will suffocate you.



I love the hick music. I live in Mobile, Alabama, and I would love it if that music was constantly playing in the background.

When you dream about a friend in an, er, romantic way? xD I did last night and the next time I talked to them, it was kinda weird for me, and I think it showed xD

I hate it when people make straight characters gay and gay characters straight. I don't know why. (This is in like art. I guess it applies to fanfiction but I've never been a big enough fan of anything to read or write fanfiction. Although I like to read it for the lulz.)

I just want to apologize for my lack of computer time and art recently. I've been very busy and very sick... It's been a pretty gnarly, nasty week. Tomorrow I'm going over to my sister's house to petsit/housesit for a week. It should mean more art time/computer time because I won't have much to do. And don't worry, I don't have enough weed money to spend the weekend high :) I WILL get stuff done.

1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you

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1. You measure distance in hours.

2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.

5. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it,
no matter what time of the year.

6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
grain, or animal.

8. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.

9. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.

10. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.

11. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.

12. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

13. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

14. The local paper covers national and international news on one page but
requires 6 pages for sports.

15. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

17. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

18. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and
Christmas.

19. You know whether another Alabamian is from southern, middle, or northern
Alabama as soon as they open their mouth.

20. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.

21. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin"or
off to "Wally World.

22. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili
weather.

23. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor

24. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from
Alabama.

It's Herbal-Dog :|