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Happy vore day!!!
Posted 6 years agoI may have a vore story out later today, because I don't plan things well. Also, you are all worthy of being eaten by my butt! Just thought you'd like to know! Have a lovely vore day! :3
My birthday!
Posted 6 years agoI'm 27 today! Woo!!! I'm so happy to spend the day with my family. I need it, especially after the horrible year I've had!
Friday night Pokemon Porn!
Posted 6 years agoBeen on a shit loving kick lately. I had an idea for some Pokemon scat torture porn I wanted to write. Sorry if scat's not your thing, but I'm excited to write it! Hopefully will go up soon! Mwahaha!
Life Update
Posted 6 years agoHi everyone. I know I haven't posted anything on here in over a year. I've been going through a lot lately. Last year, my dad got sick. He was struggling with his health and I was trying to have him moved to be closer to family. However, last month he passed away. I've been in a very dark place since the start of the year, and this has been extremely hard for me. My dad was my hero. God, it feels so weird talking about him in the past tense. He taught me how to be a man. How to respect others, and how to take care of myself. He taught me how to see the good in everything. To laugh when you want to cry. I've been trying to be more optimistic as of late. Because, my life has been going to shit. However, I'm still here. I'm still able to breathe, cry, laugh, and love my friends and family. I will miss my dad forever, but I know that he'd want me to be happy. He worried about me a lot, and I need to prove to myself and him that I'm okay. I will continue to live on and grow in his memory and be the best man I can be. Goodbye, dad. I love you.
I just needed to get all of that off of my chest. Thank you for reading and I hope you all learn something from this. Love your family and friends and be well.
I just needed to get all of that off of my chest. Thank you for reading and I hope you all learn something from this. Love your family and friends and be well.
MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Posted 7 years agoI'm 26 today!!! Woo!!!
Time to go pig out on Chinese food and watch anime!!! :D
Time to go pig out on Chinese food and watch anime!!! :D
Merry Happy!
Posted 7 years agoA very Merry Happy to you all! I hope you all have a lovely holiday!
New comics are coming!
Posted 8 years agoHi guys!
I started drawing a new fart comic. That should come out soon! I plan on doing more comics in the future, too! Stay tuned!
I started drawing a new fart comic. That should come out soon! I plan on doing more comics in the future, too! Stay tuned!
Commissions??
Posted 8 years agoI've been wanting to do commissions for years, but I didn't feel like I had the right skills. Well, I feel a bit more confidence in myself and was wondering: Does anybody want any cheap art commissions?
You would really be helping me out, because money is tight at the moment.
Let me know if this would interest any of you guys. Thank you for reading!
You would really be helping me out, because money is tight at the moment.
Let me know if this would interest any of you guys. Thank you for reading!
Golden Birthday!
Posted 8 years agoIt's my golden birthday today! I deserve a golden shower! haha
Happy to be alive with great friends and an awesome dad. It's been so long since I've made a journal, so I don't know how to journal anymore. But, I'm going to have a good day today.
Here's some tunes for your viewing pleasure:
This is literally my theme song.
Be good to each other!
Happy to be alive with great friends and an awesome dad. It's been so long since I've made a journal, so I don't know how to journal anymore. But, I'm going to have a good day today.
Here's some tunes for your viewing pleasure:
This is literally my theme song.
Be good to each other!
Another ABC meme (Sorry!)
Posted 10 years agoI was tagged by 
and thought, why not?
A- Age:
23
B- Biggest fear:
Spiders, I got trapped in a bathroom once with one of the door.
C- Cold weather or Warm weather?:
Definitely warm, I hate winter.
D- Drink you last had:
Something called Heaven in a cup, at work. It's a raspberry blended white chocolate mocha with whipped cream. :)
E- Extraterrestrials (Aliens), are they real?:
I believe in them. Just don't look in the egg shells!
F- First thing you do when you woke up:
Fart for like fifteen minutes.
G- Ghosts, are they real?:
Yep! But I ain't fraid of no ghosts, assbutt! (If you get that reference, I love you!)
H- How tall are you?:
6 feet tall
I- In love with someone (Just answer Yes or No):
Yes.
J- Jealous of someone (Just answer Yes or No):
Yes.
K- Killed Someone?:
The man I'm farting on.
L- Last time you cried?:
Last night. I watched the Australian psychological thriller, The Babadook. Sooooo good! So deep and creepy. Great story about grief and depression. I can relate to it.
M- Music genre you hate the most:
Rap, it's just not for me. Though, some artists are okay.
N- Newest adquisition:
Just got a new tee turtle shirt, and my lootcrate box! :3
O- One Wish:
Too be with the love of my life right now with no financial worries.
P- Pie, wich flavor you like the most?:
Key Lime <3
Q- Question you usually ask:
How are you?
R- Reason to smile:
My adorable boyfriend. <3
S- Song you like the most:
Don't stop belieeeeeevin! Hold on to the feelingggg!!! Streetlights! People--eeeeeeoooohhhh!!!
T- Time you woke up:
7:30 once I finally dragged my gassy ass up for school.
U- Underwear Color:
Grey and brown ;)
V- VideoGame you like the most:
Either Pokemon X or Mass Effect 2. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!
W- Worst Habit:
Nail biting, nose picking, and depression eating.
X- X-Rays you've had:
I can't remember if I've ever had one...I feel like I did, but no idea why. Maybe when I got my tonsels taken out...I think that's what they were. xD I was a child.
Y- Your favorite food:
Pasta, Spaghetti and Meatballs and then Smoked salmon with bowtie pasta.
Z- Zodiac Sign:
Leo. And I'm workin on my ROAR!!!
I tag the lovely and amazing love of my life,
because he's the best fluffy dragon in the world.
and thought, why not?A- Age:
23
B- Biggest fear:
Spiders, I got trapped in a bathroom once with one of the door.
C- Cold weather or Warm weather?:
Definitely warm, I hate winter.
D- Drink you last had:
Something called Heaven in a cup, at work. It's a raspberry blended white chocolate mocha with whipped cream. :)
E- Extraterrestrials (Aliens), are they real?:
I believe in them. Just don't look in the egg shells!
F- First thing you do when you woke up:
Fart for like fifteen minutes.
G- Ghosts, are they real?:
Yep! But I ain't fraid of no ghosts, assbutt! (If you get that reference, I love you!)
H- How tall are you?:
6 feet tall
I- In love with someone (Just answer Yes or No):
Yes.
J- Jealous of someone (Just answer Yes or No):
Yes.
K- Killed Someone?:
The man I'm farting on.
L- Last time you cried?:
Last night. I watched the Australian psychological thriller, The Babadook. Sooooo good! So deep and creepy. Great story about grief and depression. I can relate to it.
M- Music genre you hate the most:
Rap, it's just not for me. Though, some artists are okay.
N- Newest adquisition:
Just got a new tee turtle shirt, and my lootcrate box! :3
O- One Wish:
Too be with the love of my life right now with no financial worries.
P- Pie, wich flavor you like the most?:
Key Lime <3
Q- Question you usually ask:
How are you?
R- Reason to smile:
My adorable boyfriend. <3
S- Song you like the most:
Don't stop belieeeeeevin! Hold on to the feelingggg!!! Streetlights! People--eeeeeeoooohhhh!!!
T- Time you woke up:
7:30 once I finally dragged my gassy ass up for school.
U- Underwear Color:
Grey and brown ;)
V- VideoGame you like the most:
Either Pokemon X or Mass Effect 2. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!
W- Worst Habit:
Nail biting, nose picking, and depression eating.
X- X-Rays you've had:
I can't remember if I've ever had one...I feel like I did, but no idea why. Maybe when I got my tonsels taken out...I think that's what they were. xD I was a child.
Y- Your favorite food:
Pasta, Spaghetti and Meatballs and then Smoked salmon with bowtie pasta.
Z- Zodiac Sign:
Leo. And I'm workin on my ROAR!!!
I tag the lovely and amazing love of my life,
because he's the best fluffy dragon in the world. Anybody want Story Commissions?
Posted 10 years agoFrrrrrrnt~ ahhhhh, excuse me,
Hey folks! I know I've been gone a long time. The last journal I wrote was for my birthday...it's been a busy five months. School, work, and pokemon have become my life, though now Fantasy Life is my new obsession. Anyway, I just want to say I'm back in briefs!
Also, I have TWO HUNDRED watchers!!!! Thank you, that really means a lot to have your support. I don't know why people keep watching, though. But still, thank you, a toilet bowl of gratitude from this gassy tiger.
Now, for the next order of buisiness, I wanted to pose a query. Do you guys think I should open up commissions? Sadly, it will just be for stories. My art has gotten much to rusty and poopy brown since my life got crazy. I can't draw a circle without it looking like a jagged piece of poop. So, I was thinking of opening up story commissions. I'd like to know your thoughts, if any, on that. What prices should I go for? Length for stories? If I do open them, I won't charge much and I'll only take on a few at once. I don't have the most time in the world for many, but I'd still like to give it a try. Let me know what you guys think. :)
Again, though, thank you so much. You guys rock hard like a you know what. :-P
Hey folks! I know I've been gone a long time. The last journal I wrote was for my birthday...it's been a busy five months. School, work, and pokemon have become my life, though now Fantasy Life is my new obsession. Anyway, I just want to say I'm back in briefs!
Also, I have TWO HUNDRED watchers!!!! Thank you, that really means a lot to have your support. I don't know why people keep watching, though. But still, thank you, a toilet bowl of gratitude from this gassy tiger.
Now, for the next order of buisiness, I wanted to pose a query. Do you guys think I should open up commissions? Sadly, it will just be for stories. My art has gotten much to rusty and poopy brown since my life got crazy. I can't draw a circle without it looking like a jagged piece of poop. So, I was thinking of opening up story commissions. I'd like to know your thoughts, if any, on that. What prices should I go for? Length for stories? If I do open them, I won't charge much and I'll only take on a few at once. I don't have the most time in the world for many, but I'd still like to give it a try. Let me know what you guys think. :)
Again, though, thank you so much. You guys rock hard like a you know what. :-P
200 stalkers and Commissions?
Posted 10 years agoFrrrrrrnt~ ahhhhh, excuse me,
Hey folks! I know I've been gone a long time. The last journal I wrote was for my birthday...it's been a busy five months. School, work, and pokemon have become my life, though now Fantasy Life is my new obsession. Anyway, I just want to say I'm back in briefs!
Also, I have TWO HUNDRED watchers!!!! Thank you, that really means a lot to have your support. I don't know why people keep watching, though. But still, thank you, a toilet bowl of gratitude from this gassy tiger.
Now, for the next order of buisiness, I wanted to pose a query. Do you guys think I should open up commissions? Sadly, it will just be for stories. My art has gotten much to rusty and poopy brown since my life got crazy. I can't draw a circle without it looking like a jagged piece of poop. So, I was thinking of opening up story commissions. I'd like to know your thoughts, if any, on that. What prices should I go for? Length for stories? If I do open them, I won't charge much and I'll only take on a few at once. I don't have the most time in the world for many, but I'd still like to give it a try. Let me know what you guys think. :)
Again, though, thank you so much. You guys rock hard like a you know what. :-P
Hey folks! I know I've been gone a long time. The last journal I wrote was for my birthday...it's been a busy five months. School, work, and pokemon have become my life, though now Fantasy Life is my new obsession. Anyway, I just want to say I'm back in briefs!
Also, I have TWO HUNDRED watchers!!!! Thank you, that really means a lot to have your support. I don't know why people keep watching, though. But still, thank you, a toilet bowl of gratitude from this gassy tiger.
Now, for the next order of buisiness, I wanted to pose a query. Do you guys think I should open up commissions? Sadly, it will just be for stories. My art has gotten much to rusty and poopy brown since my life got crazy. I can't draw a circle without it looking like a jagged piece of poop. So, I was thinking of opening up story commissions. I'd like to know your thoughts, if any, on that. What prices should I go for? Length for stories? If I do open them, I won't charge much and I'll only take on a few at once. I don't have the most time in the world for many, but I'd still like to give it a try. Let me know what you guys think. :)
Again, though, thank you so much. You guys rock hard like a you know what. :-P
I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' 22
Posted 11 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8
It's miserable and magical ;)
Just gotta say, working at this coffee shop is the best thing that's happened to me. A company that celebrates your birthday, gets you key lime pie, two birthday cards, two gift cards, and sings happy birthday to you in the middle of happy hour. I feel so loved working there, I'm very blessed.
Going out to dinner tonight with friends too, then dinner with a friend and an old gay couple tomorrow night, who are getting married soon. Such an exciting weekend.
It feels like one of those nights we won't be sleepin'. ^^
It's miserable and magical ;)
Just gotta say, working at this coffee shop is the best thing that's happened to me. A company that celebrates your birthday, gets you key lime pie, two birthday cards, two gift cards, and sings happy birthday to you in the middle of happy hour. I feel so loved working there, I'm very blessed.
Going out to dinner tonight with friends too, then dinner with a friend and an old gay couple tomorrow night, who are getting married soon. Such an exciting weekend.
It feels like one of those nights we won't be sleepin'. ^^
Anyone want to rp?
Posted 11 years agomy f-list: https://www.f-list.net/c/MaxGasser
If anything interests you, send me a note and we can have some fun!
If anything interests you, send me a note and we can have some fun!
late night thoughts - art
Posted 11 years agoI think I want to get back into traditional art. I've tried multiple times to draw something on my tablet, and the lines are so jagged and bad.
I feel like I really need to try sketching more. So, look forward to new drawings sometime. I need to buy some supplies still, so don't expect them right away. Also, they're probably not going to contain any fetishes. I want to try to move past those for a while and draw something I really want to work on.
That's all for now, thanks for reading, my lovelies.
I feel like I really need to try sketching more. So, look forward to new drawings sometime. I need to buy some supplies still, so don't expect them right away. Also, they're probably not going to contain any fetishes. I want to try to move past those for a while and draw something I really want to work on.
That's all for now, thanks for reading, my lovelies.
New Stories!
Posted 11 years agoSince school's over until August, I have some more time to myself. I'm currently in the middle of writing two new stinky gassy kinky stories right now :)
One's very much inspired by my butty
_somebody6 because he's awesome.
If you haven't read his stories yet, you totally should.
Hope you enjoy these!
One's very much inspired by my butty
_somebody6 because he's awesome.If you haven't read his stories yet, you totally should.
Hope you enjoy these!
Amazing pic of greatness!!
Posted 11 years agoThis picture is just awesome! You have to click it and watch it and favorite it! He's coloring it now to! Go!!!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13327581/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13327581/
Pokemon X Friend Code
Posted 12 years agoHey all! I'm not really sure how to get more friend codes other than this way. I know people don't really look at my journals, but if you have Pokemon X or Y, please add me and comment or message me your friend code! :)
4656-7210-8455
4656-7210-8455
Raffle Winner!!!
Posted 12 years agoSoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The winner of the raffle is....
and
I really suck at this raffle thing. Free art for all!
Not sure when I'll have time for all of it. Living in a hotel right now, may move back home today though, not sure. But in any case note me what you'd like and I'll try to draw it as soon as I can ^^ Thanks for entering.
The winner of the raffle is....
and I really suck at this raffle thing. Free art for all!
Not sure when I'll have time for all of it. Living in a hotel right now, may move back home today though, not sure. But in any case note me what you'd like and I'll try to draw it as soon as I can ^^ Thanks for entering.
My F-list
Posted 12 years agoPersonal Raffle
Posted 12 years agoThis is probably a dumb idea...since I have little to know time anymore to draw...but I miss it.
I want to draw but lack inspiration, so hopefully, this will help get some.
Just leave a comment saying you want to be entered. You can note me about what you want.
I'll draw anything. And I mean anything, even scat, which I kinda want to delve into. And I need practice. But, feel free to ask for anything else too. ^^ Feet, Gas, Sweat, Bellies, ect. Or even general art. Anything.
Raffle ends November 29th. Drawing will hopefully be drawn that weekend, we shall see. If need be, send a note about what you want. Good luck, and thanks for reading!
I want to draw but lack inspiration, so hopefully, this will help get some.
Just leave a comment saying you want to be entered. You can note me about what you want.
I'll draw anything. And I mean anything, even scat, which I kinda want to delve into. And I need practice. But, feel free to ask for anything else too. ^^ Feet, Gas, Sweat, Bellies, ect. Or even general art. Anything.
Raffle ends November 29th. Drawing will hopefully be drawn that weekend, we shall see. If need be, send a note about what you want. Good luck, and thanks for reading!
Rant...Feeling Awful
Posted 12 years agoI'm not even sure if I'll post this, or keep this up.
I just need to, I guess, confess something...it's not really a rant.
A half and hour ago I started driving home from school. When I pulled out of the parking lot, I thought I drove into the extra turn lane. However, I didn't....I pulled into on coming traffic.
This has happened twice to me now, this time, someone was there though. I honestly feel like I almost killed somebody. The drive home after that was incredibly rough. At first I felt nothing, but slowly started to break down as time went on.
This is why night driving is so terrifying to me. I know I should shake it off and that nobody was hurt, but...I can't shake this feeling of fear and self hate. I just feel so low right now.
I just need to, I guess, confess something...it's not really a rant.
A half and hour ago I started driving home from school. When I pulled out of the parking lot, I thought I drove into the extra turn lane. However, I didn't....I pulled into on coming traffic.
This has happened twice to me now, this time, someone was there though. I honestly feel like I almost killed somebody. The drive home after that was incredibly rough. At first I felt nothing, but slowly started to break down as time went on.
This is why night driving is so terrifying to me. I know I should shake it off and that nobody was hurt, but...I can't shake this feeling of fear and self hate. I just feel so low right now.
Updates: Work, Con, and other stuff
Posted 12 years agoHey all!
I know I've been kinda inactive on here.
Well, earlier I got a job at a coffee shop. Which I'm loving, despite the hard work, but it's good for me. I work with great people, my best girlfriend in high school being one of them. To put it into perspective, one of my coworkers sang the C-A-M-P-I-R-E S-O-N-G song from Spongebob. Yep. I love it. x3
Some of the people I meet are rude zombies, but eh, they need their coffee. Others are effing amazing. One of them asks me how I'M doing before I even have a chance to. I love her.
Also, school's going great. I'm acing both of my classes this year. It's literature too, which I love. Seriously, it's amazing. I know now more than ever that I want to be an author. I'm so passionate about literature and analyzing it, as well as writing it. My teachers are two of my favorite teachers ever. One's the laid-back "I'm going to tell you when I'm hungover" types xD he's a gas. And the other's a passionate smart polite individual. Awesome teachers are awesome.
On top of that, I'm flying to Detriot for Youmacon! So freakin' excited. I get to have drinks with Kyle Hebert and you don't. xP Aka the Ox King and Kamina. Yep. <3
So, things are freakin amazing right now, surprisingly.
In other random news, "How do you do...the things that you do, no one can ever keep up with you. Did it ever make sense for you...to say bye, bye bye..."
I want to dance, but my feet are still sore from work and walking to the mall with my friends tonight. xD I may do it anyway...awkwardly and painfully. Cause Cascada's amazing.
Art may be put on hold for a while. My week's are pretty much: school, work, school, work, work, work, sleep. Soooo, not much time to draw, this is the first time I've been online all day. xD
Anywho, that's all for now, thanks for reading. Love you all!
I know I've been kinda inactive on here.
Well, earlier I got a job at a coffee shop. Which I'm loving, despite the hard work, but it's good for me. I work with great people, my best girlfriend in high school being one of them. To put it into perspective, one of my coworkers sang the C-A-M-P-I-R-E S-O-N-G song from Spongebob. Yep. I love it. x3
Some of the people I meet are rude zombies, but eh, they need their coffee. Others are effing amazing. One of them asks me how I'M doing before I even have a chance to. I love her.
Also, school's going great. I'm acing both of my classes this year. It's literature too, which I love. Seriously, it's amazing. I know now more than ever that I want to be an author. I'm so passionate about literature and analyzing it, as well as writing it. My teachers are two of my favorite teachers ever. One's the laid-back "I'm going to tell you when I'm hungover" types xD he's a gas. And the other's a passionate smart polite individual. Awesome teachers are awesome.
On top of that, I'm flying to Detriot for Youmacon! So freakin' excited. I get to have drinks with Kyle Hebert and you don't. xP Aka the Ox King and Kamina. Yep. <3
So, things are freakin amazing right now, surprisingly.
In other random news, "How do you do...the things that you do, no one can ever keep up with you. Did it ever make sense for you...to say bye, bye bye..."
I want to dance, but my feet are still sore from work and walking to the mall with my friends tonight. xD I may do it anyway...awkwardly and painfully. Cause Cascada's amazing.
Art may be put on hold for a while. My week's are pretty much: school, work, school, work, work, work, sleep. Soooo, not much time to draw, this is the first time I've been online all day. xD
Anywho, that's all for now, thanks for reading. Love you all!
Awesome Collab Fart Story of Awesome Proportions!
Posted 12 years agoHey guys!
So, my great buddy and I started a collab fart torture story a while back, and now, part two is up! :D
There will be many parts to come in the future, so stay tuned for those as well!
I love doing these with you BBBB <3
Thief in trouble #2: Tom and Ben's Playtime:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11860197/
Enjoy it! :3
So, my great buddy
and I started a collab fart torture story a while back, and now, part two is up! :DThere will be many parts to come in the future, so stay tuned for those as well!
I love doing these with you BBBB <3
Thief in trouble #2: Tom and Ben's Playtime:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11860197/
Enjoy it! :3
Paradox Raffle
Posted 12 years agoA friend of a friend of mine is doing a story raffle, so I decided to give it a shot and create a bit more buzz for him ^^
is running the raffle :3
Raffle journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5125279/
is running the raffle :3Raffle journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5125279/
