Once upon a time a demon baby was bestowed upon this planet by Mother Earth, when an earthquake opened up a crack underneath Lake Erie. The baby floated out of the crack and to the surface of the water, where a couple found the child and took it home to raise it as their own.
The child grew to love men who wore excessive makeup and violence, at most beating people mercilessly with foam and/ or giant blue dildo-like weapons. The child was bestowed a bag of mystical dice when she came of age, and demanded a mortal sacrifice and devouring of ones soul.
The child is now of age, roaming the earth, devouring more souls, disrupting the weather with the mystical dice, and befriending other demons like her.
The End :D