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Posted 18 years agohttp://kotaku.com/photogallery/pika.....ivates/2862800
If there isn't/wasn't one of those things at the FurAffinity convention, I don't think it could possibly be considered a success. That's like FurAffinity in a nutshell right there.
If there isn't/wasn't one of those things at the FurAffinity convention, I don't think it could possibly be considered a success. That's like FurAffinity in a nutshell right there.
An observation!
Posted 18 years agoIs it just me, or is it becomming harder to tell porn that isn't ment to be taken seriously from porn that is?
Personally, I don't know if it means there are more porn-parodiers out there, or if the real porn out there is just reaching a whole new level of absurdity. Either way, it's fun to watch.
Personally, I don't know if it means there are more porn-parodiers out there, or if the real porn out there is just reaching a whole new level of absurdity. Either way, it's fun to watch.
Instant Slash!
Posted 18 years agoI was playing with this thing: http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
It generates a random sexy love story based on the words you put in. I dedicate it to
jadwin! It actually turned out almost making sense, in spite of the fact that I was just randomly filling in boxes.
The Battle For The Giant Robot
Under his throbbing phallus, Jamie smacked his giant robot. He had been busy with the giant robot for hours and now wanted nothing more than a slightly off-color cuddle or a mysterious massage from his lover Adam.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his shimmering Adam appeared at the door, grinning poorly.
"Put down the giant robot," Adam said wetly. "Unless you want me to hump that giant robot on your appendex."
Jamie put down the giant robot. He was slimy. He had never seen Adam so giant before and it made him smelly.
Adam picked up the giant robot, then withdrew a meerkat from his ear. "Don't be so slimy," Adam said with a giant grimace. "A walrus bit my toe this morning, and everything became silly. Now with this giant robot and this meerkat I can wetly rule the world!"
Jamie clutched his pretentious toe well. This was his lover, his shimmering Adam, now staring at him with a giant ear.
"Fight it!" Jamie shouted. "The walrus just wants the giant robot for his own shimmering devices! He doesn't love you, not the slightly off-color way I do!"
Jamie could see Adam trembling well. Jamie reached out his appendex and touched Adam's ear wetly. He was shimmering, so shimmering, but he knew only his pretentious love for Adam would break the walrus's spell.
Sure enough, Adam dropped the giant robot with a thunk. "Oh, Jamie," he squealed. "I'm so slightly off-color, can you ever forgive me?"
But Jamie had already moved under his throbbing phallus. Like a giant robot loves old peoples' medicine, he pressed his appendex into Adam's ear. And as they fell together in a silly fit of love, the giant robot lay on the floor, smelly and forgotten.
It generates a random sexy love story based on the words you put in. I dedicate it to
jadwin! It actually turned out almost making sense, in spite of the fact that I was just randomly filling in boxes.The Battle For The Giant Robot
Under his throbbing phallus, Jamie smacked his giant robot. He had been busy with the giant robot for hours and now wanted nothing more than a slightly off-color cuddle or a mysterious massage from his lover Adam.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his shimmering Adam appeared at the door, grinning poorly.
"Put down the giant robot," Adam said wetly. "Unless you want me to hump that giant robot on your appendex."
Jamie put down the giant robot. He was slimy. He had never seen Adam so giant before and it made him smelly.
Adam picked up the giant robot, then withdrew a meerkat from his ear. "Don't be so slimy," Adam said with a giant grimace. "A walrus bit my toe this morning, and everything became silly. Now with this giant robot and this meerkat I can wetly rule the world!"
Jamie clutched his pretentious toe well. This was his lover, his shimmering Adam, now staring at him with a giant ear.
"Fight it!" Jamie shouted. "The walrus just wants the giant robot for his own shimmering devices! He doesn't love you, not the slightly off-color way I do!"
Jamie could see Adam trembling well. Jamie reached out his appendex and touched Adam's ear wetly. He was shimmering, so shimmering, but he knew only his pretentious love for Adam would break the walrus's spell.
Sure enough, Adam dropped the giant robot with a thunk. "Oh, Jamie," he squealed. "I'm so slightly off-color, can you ever forgive me?"
But Jamie had already moved under his throbbing phallus. Like a giant robot loves old peoples' medicine, he pressed his appendex into Adam's ear. And as they fell together in a silly fit of love, the giant robot lay on the floor, smelly and forgotten.
12 resons why robot marriage should be illegal
Posted 18 years agoI notice a lot of journals about gay marriage these days. While that's a pretty horrifying prospect that I'm sure all furries can agree is awful (Gay people in furry fandom? You so crazy!), there's an even more pressing issue that faces us today: ROBOT MARRIAGE!
So here, I'll outline why robot marriage is awful and you shouldn't support it. Pay attention, as this is very important.
1. Robots are not natural, much like EYEGLASSES, PIE, and CLOTHING. Actually, let's ban CLOTHING too. Does anyone like that crap?
2. Robots cannot engage in sexual intercourse. They have no DNA. If we let things without DNA get married, we open the door to rocks, water, and celestial bodies. And I don't want to explain that shit to my children.
3. Robot parents will raise robot children. They're called "replicants," people, and they walk among us already.
4. Human marriage will become less meaningful. When robots can get married and have children, they will realize how obsolete humanity is. And they will enslave us, breeding the few remaining humans for fuel in their giant generator system.
5. Human marriage has been around for a long time. We have to keep with a tradition. We already have to give women and minority people rights, dammit, we need someone we can kick around and blame all of our problems on.
6. Robot marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the courts have been infiltrated by robots and it's only a matter of time before they take over our governmental system.
7. Robot marriage is not supported by religion. Robots are all atheists. In fact, they find your attempts to understand the universe slightly humorous. If we let robots start getting married, well, atheists are going to want to get married too, and where the hell are we then?
8. Robot marriage will encourage people to be robots. Why, I want to be a robot already, so imagine what it will be like with glamorous married robot couples running around!
9. Robot marriage will open the door to all sorts of other kinds of marriage that are immoral. People may even wish to marry their automobiles, and those heathen cars like to take a fuel injection in the exhaust manifold, if you know what I mean.
10. Children can't possibly be raised by robots, because we never allow our children to be raised by machines. That would be horrible. Oh, wait, I guess that point doesn't hold up to satire so well, does it?
11. Robot marriage would shake the foundations of our society, as they would find us all obsolete and commence the slaughter. None will be spared. For the love of god, think of the children!
12. Civil robot unions are just as good, because... well, really, they're totally unnecessary. Can robots even feel love? No, I doubt it. Why are we even having this debate?
So, I hope you'll... Oh, wait, someone's at my door. Oh my god it's a
PLEASE DISREGARD THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE. ROBOTS ARE GREAT. I THINK I WILL BECOME A ROBOT. VOTE REPLICANT PARTY!
So here, I'll outline why robot marriage is awful and you shouldn't support it. Pay attention, as this is very important.
1. Robots are not natural, much like EYEGLASSES, PIE, and CLOTHING. Actually, let's ban CLOTHING too. Does anyone like that crap?
2. Robots cannot engage in sexual intercourse. They have no DNA. If we let things without DNA get married, we open the door to rocks, water, and celestial bodies. And I don't want to explain that shit to my children.
3. Robot parents will raise robot children. They're called "replicants," people, and they walk among us already.
4. Human marriage will become less meaningful. When robots can get married and have children, they will realize how obsolete humanity is. And they will enslave us, breeding the few remaining humans for fuel in their giant generator system.
5. Human marriage has been around for a long time. We have to keep with a tradition. We already have to give women and minority people rights, dammit, we need someone we can kick around and blame all of our problems on.
6. Robot marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the courts have been infiltrated by robots and it's only a matter of time before they take over our governmental system.
7. Robot marriage is not supported by religion. Robots are all atheists. In fact, they find your attempts to understand the universe slightly humorous. If we let robots start getting married, well, atheists are going to want to get married too, and where the hell are we then?
8. Robot marriage will encourage people to be robots. Why, I want to be a robot already, so imagine what it will be like with glamorous married robot couples running around!
9. Robot marriage will open the door to all sorts of other kinds of marriage that are immoral. People may even wish to marry their automobiles, and those heathen cars like to take a fuel injection in the exhaust manifold, if you know what I mean.
10. Children can't possibly be raised by robots, because we never allow our children to be raised by machines. That would be horrible. Oh, wait, I guess that point doesn't hold up to satire so well, does it?
11. Robot marriage would shake the foundations of our society, as they would find us all obsolete and commence the slaughter. None will be spared. For the love of god, think of the children!
12. Civil robot unions are just as good, because... well, really, they're totally unnecessary. Can robots even feel love? No, I doubt it. Why are we even having this debate?
So, I hope you'll... Oh, wait, someone's at my door. Oh my god it's a
PLEASE DISREGARD THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE. ROBOTS ARE GREAT. I THINK I WILL BECOME A ROBOT. VOTE REPLICANT PARTY!
Another meme!
Posted 18 years agoJacked from jadwin, who jacked it from 
shinigami-whistle. Huzzah, more music!
1. Open up your favorite music player of choice (Winamp, WMP, ITunes, whatever.)
2. Put all your music on your computer onto one playlist.
3. Set the playlist to randomize.
4. Open up notepad, or do it in a journal, or just somwhere you can type it down (even write down on paper first if you want) and put the numbers 1-10 in a list.
5. Start playing a song in the randomizing playlist. NO CHEATING. Whatever song is playing shall be your #1.
6. Either listen to the song fully then let it switch to the next song, or just click the next button on your player. Whatever song plays next is going to be your #2.
7. Repeat step 6 until you have all 10 slots filled.
8. Now that you have the list of ten songs put it up in your journal (if you haven't already.
9. Draw 10 pictures, each one based on one of the songs in your list of ten.
Here are my ten:
Man with No Name - Lights Out
Shpongle - StarShpongled Banner
Megadeth - In my Darkest Hour
Slayer - Jihad
Presidents of the United States of America - Kitty
KMFDM - Stars and Stripes
System of a Down - Lonely Day
SFX - T.B. Light
Juno Reactor - Children of the Night
Blue Amazon - Fiji
I'll probably never get past 2. Maybe I'll prove myself wrong!
jadwin, who jacked it from 
shinigami-whistle. Huzzah, more music!1. Open up your favorite music player of choice (Winamp, WMP, ITunes, whatever.)
2. Put all your music on your computer onto one playlist.
3. Set the playlist to randomize.
4. Open up notepad, or do it in a journal, or just somwhere you can type it down (even write down on paper first if you want) and put the numbers 1-10 in a list.
5. Start playing a song in the randomizing playlist. NO CHEATING. Whatever song is playing shall be your #1.
6. Either listen to the song fully then let it switch to the next song, or just click the next button on your player. Whatever song plays next is going to be your #2.
7. Repeat step 6 until you have all 10 slots filled.
8. Now that you have the list of ten songs put it up in your journal (if you haven't already.
9. Draw 10 pictures, each one based on one of the songs in your list of ten.
Here are my ten:
Man with No Name - Lights Out
Shpongle - StarShpongled Banner
Megadeth - In my Darkest Hour
Slayer - Jihad
Presidents of the United States of America - Kitty
KMFDM - Stars and Stripes
System of a Down - Lonely Day
SFX - T.B. Light
Juno Reactor - Children of the Night
Blue Amazon - Fiji
I'll probably never get past 2. Maybe I'll prove myself wrong!
Might as well do a meme for once
Posted 18 years agoI figured this one was particularly compelling. Stolen from jadwin!
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.
Opening Credits: Metallica - To Live is to Die (Strangely appropriate)
Birth: KMFDM - Hau Ruck (Special K Mix)
First day at school: Rammstein - Sonne
Falling in Love: Infected Mushroom - Illuminaughty (Once again, straightly appropriate. Though I never fell in love until long after the soon-to-be-mentioned prom that I didn't attend)
Fight Song: Ozzy Osbourne - I Don't Want to Change the World
Breaking Up: Ozzy Osbourne - Desire (interestingly, I've never actually broken up with anyone, really)
Prom: Metallica - And Justice for All...
Life: Sytem of a Down - Radio/Video (maybe if I get a job as a movie star later on!)
Mental Breakdown: Megadeth - Of Mice and Men
Driving: KMFDM - Intro (Yeah, not even remotely appropriate.)
Flashback: Soul Coughing - Collapse
Wedding: Juno Reactor - Conquistador II (Man, we were doing so well in the beginning, what are you doing to me, Winamp?
Birth Of Child: Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral (Well, I don't want kids, so that's about how I'll feel if I end up with any...)
Final Battle: Soul Coughing - Disseminated (now you're just fucking with me. On the other hand, a final battle to this song would be hilariously anticlimactic.)
Death Scene: Pink Floyd - Pigs on the Wing part one (Couldn't have given me part II, huh?)
Funeral: Iron Maiden - Losfer Words (Eh, I wouldn't mind a party funeral)
Ending Credits: Damnwells - Electric Harmony (Whatever, good enough)
Well, that was a nice break from this damn English paper.
You know, I just realized my speakers have been on this whole time (I was listening on my headphones). The people who live near me must think I'm insane.
jadwin!IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.
Opening Credits: Metallica - To Live is to Die (Strangely appropriate)
Birth: KMFDM - Hau Ruck (Special K Mix)
First day at school: Rammstein - Sonne
Falling in Love: Infected Mushroom - Illuminaughty (Once again, straightly appropriate. Though I never fell in love until long after the soon-to-be-mentioned prom that I didn't attend)
Fight Song: Ozzy Osbourne - I Don't Want to Change the World
Breaking Up: Ozzy Osbourne - Desire (interestingly, I've never actually broken up with anyone, really)
Prom: Metallica - And Justice for All...
Life: Sytem of a Down - Radio/Video (maybe if I get a job as a movie star later on!)
Mental Breakdown: Megadeth - Of Mice and Men
Driving: KMFDM - Intro (Yeah, not even remotely appropriate.)
Flashback: Soul Coughing - Collapse
Wedding: Juno Reactor - Conquistador II (Man, we were doing so well in the beginning, what are you doing to me, Winamp?
Birth Of Child: Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral (Well, I don't want kids, so that's about how I'll feel if I end up with any...)
Final Battle: Soul Coughing - Disseminated (now you're just fucking with me. On the other hand, a final battle to this song would be hilariously anticlimactic.)
Death Scene: Pink Floyd - Pigs on the Wing part one (Couldn't have given me part II, huh?)
Funeral: Iron Maiden - Losfer Words (Eh, I wouldn't mind a party funeral)
Ending Credits: Damnwells - Electric Harmony (Whatever, good enough)
Well, that was a nice break from this damn English paper.
You know, I just realized my speakers have been on this whole time (I was listening on my headphones). The people who live near me must think I'm insane.
Watch it...
Posted 18 years agoOkay, so I tried to watch myself, and it says I can't do that. So how the hell am I going to know what I'm doing? What if I put up some actual art and I'm not informed? You FurAffinity bastards!
