The Governor-General has suspended parliament until next year! I WIN FAGGOTS!

Seriously! The people did not vote for you Dion! They voted for moi! If you Liberals, NDP, and Bloc Quebecois do this, you will ruin the very foundation of this country!

Btw, the Canadian economy is fine! I'm telling you guys, it's seriously fine!

...has passed on. Cancer apparently. :(

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/...../obit_crichton

Here's his account to give your final goodbyes:

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/michaelcrichton/

"FUCK IT, I'M GOING DEEEEP! YIFF YIFF YIFF!!!"

Rax Grissman approves of furry porn.

CITO'S BACK! MUAHAHAHAHA!

I want to see change in the Blue Jays organization, as they are giving me a bigger reason to change their name to the Blow Jays! I'm gonna buy the team, fire Godfrey, fire Ricciardi, and finally, the best of all, FIRE GIBBONS!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

Please excuse my madness. As I am Prime Minister of Canada, I am also a huge baseball and hockey fanatic!

See here for details: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1331877/

My recent pictures of my enemy and other stuff have been removed! As PM of Canadia, we will form up and attack the perpetrator of this act!

Beavers and Mooses, get ready to load up!

Americans, bring it on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKcbICOs7u8

...do you wish for me to go to the admins so I can demand moar money? After all, Canadians deserve better respect than we do now!

...the Detroit Red Wings will choke on some Hot Wings! Dirty Assholes! Hockey FTW! Detroit sports FTL!

I R teh Prime Minister of Canadia! Praise me or ur an terrorist!