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Posted 6 months agoHey, Finally awake are ye...
Really this FA downtime has given me a moment to remember that I should make an update post to let you know what is on the up and is up
So first my art has been alot slower due to family and real life situations and job obligations but I have not stopped, the window of art is now more a "When it's Ready" type as I've been improving to deliver better smut and butts.
Btw did you hear about that butterfly that escaped from an Elongated Muskrat
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Also Might re evaluate Dario and the Gang to be more Sunny in Philly types than Deep Lore with wacky twists, maybe get back to art streams (Ifiremembermypassword)
The Future is as Wide as my hole can stretch.
Really this FA downtime has given me a moment to remember that I should make an update post to let you know what is on the up and is up
So first my art has been alot slower due to family and real life situations and job obligations but I have not stopped, the window of art is now more a "When it's Ready" type as I've been improving to deliver better smut and butts.
Btw did you hear about that butterfly that escaped from an Elongated Muskrat
https://bsky.app/profile/virtigogun.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/virtigogun.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/virtigogun.bsky.social
Join us. Thrive.
Also Might re evaluate Dario and the Gang to be more Sunny in Philly types than Deep Lore with wacky twists, maybe get back to art streams (Ifiremembermypassword)
The Future is as Wide as my hole can stretch.
Horse Fucker
Posted 5 years agoStreaming
Posted 5 years agohttps://picarto.tv/ComedyHour
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Come for the art Stay for the booty
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Come for the art Stay for the booty
Special $1 Commissions for whatever reason
Posted 5 years agoyeah I'm bored got nothing special in the art tube yet so special lol ex dee randoome commissions send me a sketch and I'll color it for you send as many as you want cause the first one is FREE anymore after that is a $1 thats right a whole $1
I'm only doing this for a week so have fun
I'm only doing this for a week so have fun
It Crissmus
Posted 6 years agoMurr Crimbus
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OwO wuts dis
Posted 6 years agoIt seems I've hit 1000 watchers....you people have forced my hand
Sonic Trailer
Posted 6 years agoI am So PROUD of this community
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCxQC99V2BM
movie of the year, movie of the century
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movie of the year, movie of the century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQPaBVYTQk
Guys the new sonic movie
Posted 7 years agoApartment B33 Adventures (6)
Posted 7 years agoApproaching Yin's bent down figure into the fridge to retrieve a slice of pizza, results in him giving Dario a morning hug and in return Dario scratches his chin while his mouth holds his slice. "Mmmph mm Mph." He Said "Don't talk with your mouth full, Yin." Dario removing the slice of pizza and plating it for him "Say Yin, you wouldn't happen to know where the remote is ?"
"I think it was...There.'' He points to the couch "Where...exactly" Dario said gripping his head "Over there." Yin keeps pointing to the living room. "Great. Great good...good try." Dario walking away towards the TV and turning it on "Well this was pointless." He sits down infront of the TV as he hears the door to Kristen's apartment open followed by the clacking of high heels and heavy steps.
A) Keep watching TV
B) Investigate Kristen's apt.
C) Look for the remote
D) Ask a Question
"I think it was...There.'' He points to the couch "Where...exactly" Dario said gripping his head "Over there." Yin keeps pointing to the living room. "Great. Great good...good try." Dario walking away towards the TV and turning it on "Well this was pointless." He sits down infront of the TV as he hears the door to Kristen's apartment open followed by the clacking of high heels and heavy steps.
A) Keep watching TV
B) Investigate Kristen's apt.
C) Look for the remote
D) Ask a Question
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Posted 7 years agoI'm a Big Boy now
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Apartment B33 Adventures (5)
Posted 8 years agoAfter extensive searching Dario finds a box of nails in the bathroom...however it was empty. Deciding quickly that it was a lost cause to repair the hole he ventures back to the kitchen grabs a beer and sits infront of his TV "Wait...where's the remote." A quick patdown of the couch shows nothing. As he looks around the couch Dario notices that Yin and Yang have stumbled out the bedroom, Yin entering the kitchen nook and Yang walking through the hole into Kristen's Living Room.
A) Find Remote
B) Get off your fatass and fix the hole
C) Talk to Yin
D) Talk to Yang
E) Ask a Question
A) Find Remote
B) Get off your fatass and fix the hole
C) Talk to Yin
D) Talk to Yang
E) Ask a Question
Apartment B33 Adventures (4)
Posted 8 years agoHe leap up onto my feet stretching a bit before walking over to the hole. Examining the hole it seems that he blew it outwards with a straight punch. Dario walks towards the kitchen and opens a cabinet and pulled out a large tarp, unfurling the wide blue tarp near the hole he leaves back to the cabinet and grabbed a hammer.
A few minutes later he stood up from trying to find a box of nails. "Shit...I'm out of nails...I think"?
A) Wake up Catboys
B) Continue to search for nails
C) Go to the Hardware Store
D) Grab a Beer and Forget it
E) Ask a Question
A few minutes later he stood up from trying to find a box of nails. "Shit...I'm out of nails...I think"?
A) Wake up Catboys
B) Continue to search for nails
C) Go to the Hardware Store
D) Grab a Beer and Forget it
E) Ask a Question
Apartment B33 Adventures (3)
Posted 8 years agoHe parks his rear end onto the couch, moving away one of Kristen's legs and watches the wrestling match. It seems to be a replay of The American Bitch's highlights. Jumping from her showstopping off the ropes Dick pile driver to her Anal Power leg drop, they even have her tag team matches against the Dynamic MILFs.
Relaxing with his piece of jerky watching the reel, the sudden movement of a blue figure is caught by his eye seems Kristen is waking up she slides off the couch with a loud thud and groan. He looks down at the mass of blue and purple highlights groggy and opening her eyes to look at him. "Are we awake"? he said looking down at her on the floor "Depends...Are we late for work"? She said groaning and getting up.
He looks out the window ".....Yes we are". "How the hell did you get into- oh right the hole....you should fix that" She said scrambling to put on her jacket and jeans as she runs out the door.
A) Follow her to work
B) Keep watching TV
C) Fix Hole
D) Investigate the Metal Cylinder
E) Ask a Question
Relaxing with his piece of jerky watching the reel, the sudden movement of a blue figure is caught by his eye seems Kristen is waking up she slides off the couch with a loud thud and groan. He looks down at the mass of blue and purple highlights groggy and opening her eyes to look at him. "Are we awake"? he said looking down at her on the floor "Depends...Are we late for work"? She said groaning and getting up.
He looks out the window ".....Yes we are". "How the hell did you get into- oh right the hole....you should fix that" She said scrambling to put on her jacket and jeans as she runs out the door.
A) Follow her to work
B) Keep watching TV
C) Fix Hole
D) Investigate the Metal Cylinder
E) Ask a Question
Apartment B33 Adventures (2)
Posted 8 years agoDario Stares empty into the fridge, he takes a piece of beef jerky closes the fridge and walks towards the hole in his wall "Oh, yeah I forgot I put this here...I need to fix this soon." He thought walking through to the other apartment, mindlessly chewing on his jerky.
The conjoined apartment is the same in layout except for a large couch and two small chairs in the center of the Living room. The entire area is littered in garbage bags, clothes and miscellaneous objects, a medium sized metal cylinder with an odd shape is plugged into the wall a red light is softly blinking from it. Beside it is a large bubble tube TV that has what appears to be
MatthewBrandon Wrestling match being played on it. Sleeping infront of the TV is Kristen flopped out over the couch her leg is bent over the couch along with her chest, it looks like her head is holding most of her weight in this odd yoga like position "How the hell does she sleep worse than me ?" He thought.
A) Wake her up
B) Investigate that Metal Cylinder
C) Check her fridge
D) Watch Wrestling match
E) Ask a Question
The conjoined apartment is the same in layout except for a large couch and two small chairs in the center of the Living room. The entire area is littered in garbage bags, clothes and miscellaneous objects, a medium sized metal cylinder with an odd shape is plugged into the wall a red light is softly blinking from it. Beside it is a large bubble tube TV that has what appears to be
MatthewBrandon Wrestling match being played on it. Sleeping infront of the TV is Kristen flopped out over the couch her leg is bent over the couch along with her chest, it looks like her head is holding most of her weight in this odd yoga like position "How the hell does she sleep worse than me ?" He thought.A) Wake her up
B) Investigate that Metal Cylinder
C) Check her fridge
D) Watch Wrestling match
E) Ask a Question
Apartment B33 Adventures
Posted 8 years agoDario rubs his eyes as slowly he slides out his bed, legs softly landing on the floor making sure to not move too much to alert his catboys. He shambles his way towards the living room, It's a modern looking area, Two couches, a few chairs near the kitchen nook, a 22 inch flat screen tv rests on a small table littered with DVDs and Games. A black xbox lays on its side near the flatscreen, a coffee table is in the center littered with junk magazines, a pipe, a baggy of weed, and a cup. There are alot of bookcases filled with anime, books and movies pushed against the walls, There is also a large hole in the wall, glancing in he sees a couch and a body laying ontop it.
Stumbling and dragging his feet towards the fridge he opens it Inside there is: A box of pizza, a box of take out chinese, two 8 packs of beer, wine, beef jerky, chips, a half drunk bottle of 2 liter pepsi, and a stack of thongs
A) Open that box of pizza
B) Open that box of Chinese food
C) Eat the thongs
D) Investigate hole and neighboring apartment
E) Ask a Question
Finally to good use (Please read)
Posted 8 years agoThanks for the responses on the last journal (even to you guys/bots who didn't even comment but had an opinion) so I've decided to do things to keep this army entertained
I'VE MADE THIS JOURNAL AN INTERACTIVE QUEST/STORY/LORE BUILDING/TIME KILLER THING
Like Prequel.....or homestuck....or MS paint adventures.....so homestuck
So you all kinda know Dario but you don't really know alot about him or his robot clone or about his rival/neighbor Kristen or about his live-in catboys Yin and Yang
You: but dario those comics you mentioned had good art, are you making this a comicbook, can i request to be in your thingy, what is air
shut your fucking word hole, I won't be drawing it, I'm not a good artist nor am I a good comic artist, the only reason commissions are open is so I can commission other artists to do pictures of my characters doing things (and for sexy art too)
So this is the starting line everyday at random times I'll post a journal about dario's daily life, and adventures, even mentions of my friends will be in here, so If you don't want to participate that cool no judge, but this will be a participated story, I need suggestions to make plot happen thank you and lets start the adventures of Apartment B33
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Set in the Furraffinty apartment complex, doors line and decorate the ever large building. One apartment is the focus, an apartment full of the most unoriginal recolors you can find.
Dario Wakes, his eyes crusted and shut from a night of heavy drinking and rough sex that the kids nowadays seem to enjoy leans up out his bed he sees his two catboys Yin and Yang Temotto sleeping and cuddled together in a ball of fluff. Yin a white cat with black spots has his legs wrapped around his brother Yang a black cat with white spots and purple highlights in his hair who's snoring and drooling together create an unholy sound.
A) Slowly get out of bed, in hopes not to disturb them.
B) Wake them up, and kick em out of bed
I'VE MADE THIS JOURNAL AN INTERACTIVE QUEST/STORY/LORE BUILDING/TIME KILLER THING
Like Prequel.....or homestuck....or MS paint adventures.....so homestuck
So you all kinda know Dario but you don't really know alot about him or his robot clone or about his rival/neighbor Kristen or about his live-in catboys Yin and Yang
You: but dario those comics you mentioned had good art, are you making this a comicbook, can i request to be in your thingy, what is air
shut your fucking word hole, I won't be drawing it, I'm not a good artist nor am I a good comic artist, the only reason commissions are open is so I can commission other artists to do pictures of my characters doing things (and for sexy art too)
So this is the starting line everyday at random times I'll post a journal about dario's daily life, and adventures, even mentions of my friends will be in here, so If you don't want to participate that cool no judge, but this will be a participated story, I need suggestions to make plot happen thank you and lets start the adventures of Apartment B33
===========================================================================
Set in the Furraffinty apartment complex, doors line and decorate the ever large building. One apartment is the focus, an apartment full of the most unoriginal recolors you can find.
Dario Wakes, his eyes crusted and shut from a night of heavy drinking and rough sex that the kids nowadays seem to enjoy leans up out his bed he sees his two catboys Yin and Yang Temotto sleeping and cuddled together in a ball of fluff. Yin a white cat with black spots has his legs wrapped around his brother Yang a black cat with white spots and purple highlights in his hair who's snoring and drooling together create an unholy sound.
A) Slowly get out of bed, in hopes not to disturb them.
B) Wake them up, and kick em out of bed
Legit Question
Posted 8 years agoAm I considered "active" on this site, I don't post alot and I don't livestream anymore because reasons, I look at all my friends and art gods and they seem more active than me
Do you want me to start posting more journals and art
I do have an idea that can put this journal section to good use, mainly character interaction and stories
But comment if me being lazy and slow is ok for you all
Do you want me to start posting more journals and art
I do have an idea that can put this journal section to good use, mainly character interaction and stories
But comment if me being lazy and slow is ok for you all
To All My Followers
Posted 8 years agoqASStions
Posted 8 years agoGot any Character questions or wanna interact with your favorite buttsluts Go for it
Comic Booty
Posted 8 years agoJust to remind everyone I have a Comic book I helped make with
666Zarike
SteelBlades
MatthewBrandon
Its called ASS RANGERS and its on gumroad
https://gumroad.com/l/vdlnx
please clap
Also you can get it if you become 666Zarike Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/posts/8718178
666Zarike
SteelBlades MatthewBrandonIts called ASS RANGERS and its on gumroad
https://gumroad.com/l/vdlnx
please clap
Also you can get it if you become
666Zarike Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/8718178
Computer is fixed
Posted 8 years agoQ&Anal
Posted 8 years agoUpdate: still waiting on my computer, also my birthday has come and passed and no one left me a happy birthday note :'(
Dario: [autistic screeches of boredom] any one left with a question
Dario: [autistic screeches of boredom] any one left with a question
Computer updates
Posted 8 years agoSo the problem with my fuckkin computer was that the hard drive was sick and running on low support. So it's costing me $12,000 to fix and get a backup drive adding in the fact that there are a bunch of song files and art files that I don't want destroyed.
Its looking pretty fucked here, I will however get it back in a week........hopefully with a new screen too
Its looking pretty fucked here, I will however get it back in a week........hopefully with a new screen too
Compute r= fucj AHHHHHHH
Posted 8 years agoMy computer has officially killed itself, It won't go pass the booting stage. It has a FUCKING VIRUS and It won't connect to the internet through safe mode
It's FUCKED. All my work is on it, my fucking job depends on it and I can't FUCK
I'm able to write this on my mom's computer and I will be offline for a long time
I hope this gets fixed
It's FUCKED. All my work is on it, my fucking job depends on it and I can't FUCK
I'm able to write this on my mom's computer and I will be offline for a long time
I hope this gets fixed
