FA+
Shop
Retired to the West Coast
Posted 10 years agoBack in 2014, I packed up shop and relocated to 
Yippee's Home for Retired Fursuits. Yippee sometimes drags me along to conventions and supermarket grand openings. Been to Texas, Reno, Seattle and Chicago so far on my good will celebrity autograph tour. Catch me this winter in San Jose and Dallas.
Yippee's Home for Retired Fursuits. Yippee sometimes drags me along to conventions and supermarket grand openings. Been to Texas, Reno, Seattle and Chicago so far on my good will celebrity autograph tour. Catch me this winter in San Jose and Dallas.My AC Adventures
Posted 15 years agoI had to hang out with a bunch of stinky, uggo furries all weekend. Some of them wanted to rape me, but after finding out I'm neither underaged or a stuffed animal, most lost interest. GOOD, I GUESS?
Watch this crap. I have a life, so I don't know how the fuck to embed this gay shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC7Z82i-7oo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA9n.....eature=related
Watch this crap. I have a life, so I don't know how the fuck to embed this gay shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC7Z82i-7oo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA9n.....eature=related
PSA: Why I don't like you...
Posted 15 years agoPublic Service Announcement....
Mostly because you are not me. I am the supreme being. I am amazing, hilarious, stunningly hot, powerful, talented, and all around better than you.
Sorry, idiots. I can't help you. I mean, I wouldn't if I could. And I can, because I'm awesome. I just won't help you. So yeah. Let's go with that.
Sorry, uggos. I won't help you. It isn't worth my time.
Mostly because you are not me. I am the supreme being. I am amazing, hilarious, stunningly hot, powerful, talented, and all around better than you.
Sorry, idiots. I can't help you. I mean, I wouldn't if I could. And I can, because I'm awesome. I just won't help you. So yeah. Let's go with that.
Sorry, uggos. I won't help you. It isn't worth my time.
Names for LIONS?
Posted 15 years agoThere is no hiding my hate of lions, but occasionally I MUST interact with them. It's sort of 'hang with lions or be eaten' sort of deal. Which, I know, seems a LITTLE counterproductive, I realize, but some times are inevitable. At least I found a group of stupid, overgrown housecats that pretty much let me run the place.
HOWEVER. One of these empty headed felines doesn't have a name. Apparently it's parents didn't care enough to name it. (I don't blame them) So I have decided it's up to ME to name it. Here is the ugly mug in question: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3171976/ Gross, right?
ANYWAYS. Here are some MORE THAN PERFECT NAMES. All Swahili, of course. What do you bozo brains think?
Vivu - idle, lazy
Goigoi - lazy, weak
Ajizi -be lazy, be negligent, laziness, slackness, indecision, hesitation, doubt
Lemea - be annoying, be irritating
Jinga - silly, stupid, senseless
Oza - rot, stink, putrefy, go bad
Bozi - Useless
Chukiza - repulsive, disgusting
I think she could be any one of these, yeah?
HOWEVER. One of these empty headed felines doesn't have a name. Apparently it's parents didn't care enough to name it. (I don't blame them) So I have decided it's up to ME to name it. Here is the ugly mug in question: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3171976/ Gross, right?
ANYWAYS. Here are some MORE THAN PERFECT NAMES. All Swahili, of course. What do you bozo brains think?
Vivu - idle, lazy
Goigoi - lazy, weak
Ajizi -be lazy, be negligent, laziness, slackness, indecision, hesitation, doubt
Lemea - be annoying, be irritating
Jinga - silly, stupid, senseless
Oza - rot, stink, putrefy, go bad
Bozi - Useless
Chukiza - repulsive, disgusting
I think she could be any one of these, yeah?
