Hi! I'm opening up commissions! If you got some gay you wanna see, hit me!... up! You can check out my commission page for all pricing info right here. If something there sounds rad, note me and I'll get back to you ASAP.

Also, a note: any commission that involves Eddie gets his extra character slot for free. :>

Things have been a little tight for me lately. I prefer workin' for it, but if you're not really feelin' a commission right now but like my work, I will eagerly take any support/donations of any amount at all over at my paypal: howdidthishappeneddie @ gmail.com. Any money goes towards FOOD in my BIG DUMB BEAK which means more art making energy.

Hi! Last month was super productive and I had a lot of fun??? I hope you did too. I have worked through the last queue and am ready to jump back in!


Check out my commission page for all pricing info! Hope you animals are rockin' out. If something there sounds rad, note me and let's get down.

Also, a note: any commission that involves Eddie gets his extra character slot for free. :>

Edit:queue filled! Thank you, i'll reopen once i'm through these :)

Or, just go to my commission page to learn about my process, in general!

just bumping the old journal off the page from like 9 months ago lol

hope you're all good. i don't really have time to draw anymore, so I dunno when stuff will be updated here again. I do pursue the latest dirty wrestlin' stuff though, so you'll still see my favs update and you can always slap me up with a message or somethin'.

be good, ya animals

Heylo heylo, I'm opening up for more commissions...o. Tekken 7's coming out soon! That's exciting, yeah? I want King to put me in alllll the holds.

Check out my commission page for all pricing info! Hope you cats n' dogs are doing well.

Hello! Real Life had me in a camel clutch for a bit, but I reached and got a rope break. Hooray! I've got a lot more time to draw again, so thaaaat's exactly what I'm going to do.

Figured I'd open up commissions to any interested parties. A few people contacted me while I was away and I've been asked a couple of times about comic pricing, so I added that over here to the commission page!

Hope y'all are doing well. Hit me up for commissions, hellos, full nelsons, what have ya~

Hey! I wanna trade animalguy creation for little e-green sheets of paper!

If you are interested in a commission, please check out my prices/rules here!

Any commission with Eddie gets a $5 discount. He's a whore.

Should Devil Swan wear wrestling boots (As he does here) OR should I let his feets be exposed? (like this but with a more prominent arch)

Thinking about drawing him doing some standing-on-people pins, or foot-to-face grinding stuff :>

I DO NOT HAVE A WII U but a friend does and i like shmups so I made a dumb shmup-like level with the clown car and fire flowers.

it's called mar-type. :D

here is the code if you want to play it maybe?
3621-0000-0078-c175

https://www.kickstarter.com/project.....ats-revolution

GO GO GO GO

this person is open for commissions
look: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ijdraws/

and look at the thing i got ahhhhh http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16626529/

so much rough cuddles with big birbs. so good. ;_;

but if relentlessly gay bird hugging doesn't show up in my inbox reasonably soon, I may have to take action.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u.....eal%20life.png

http://www.coolbuster.net/2014/12/d.....ce-update.html

If this story is real, then I think it's cute.

_{and uh kinda really super hot.}

ASTROLOGY IS STUPID. But fascinating. And I want to do something new years related.

Apparently in the Chinese zodiac 2015 is the year of the Ram. But also the Goat. And also the Sheep. Those are three different animals lumped under one zodiac sign. Messy.

So here we are! If you have a commission that has a Ram-dude, OR a Goat-dude, OR a Sheep-dude, I'll take $5 off the final price. :)

You can find information on how I do commissions, and how I price things, here.

Turn around time is generally about a week once I start your commission.

This offer is open to the first 5 peeps! <3

I know the time of Superman Comics was a very different time, but still: wtf is the context of these panels, or Clark's reactions? lol

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads.....3872-supes.jpg
http://jimmyaquino.typepad.com/.a/6.....42a528a4-800wi

Full disclouse: I think Superman (and his universe) is kind of stupid in the grand scheme of Men-In-Spandex. That does not stop my objectification ray.

Eddie Boner. Ooomygawd.

Orc commissions DEMOLISHED. You made that really fun, thanks guys. :D I started it before orctober not even thinking that it was soon upon us, so that worked out pretty well, haha. ^^>

So I cleared my que and I thought I'd do a similar thing. Surprise, I WANT TO DRAW BIRD GUYS. And if you want to have some bird guys drawn for you, now's your chance! For these next five slots, if your commission has a bird guy in it, that's $10 off the final price!

If you are interested in a commission, please check out my prices/rules here!

I worked through my commission que! So I just thought I'd make this to advertise that I'm open again. :3

If you are interested in a commission, please check out my prices/rules here!

I thought I'd do something silly this time. Actually, I think I might just offer things like this forever forward into the future, because GOD DAMNIT I LIKE THE IDEA.

I am kind of in a orc-y mood. If you commission me and your picture involves a Orc, I'll knock $10 off the final price!

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/69.....te-rpg#!bLBJKr Mel'Nar's path gives legit EddieBoners.

Also, and I don't know how you could see this journal and not have already seen it, but Grant drew this pretty swell picture, and I think I probably will draw one too: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/14386157/

But it's kind of amazing? And even downright chilling at times?

Anyone on my watch list a math/probability wizard? @_@ I have kiiiind of a crazy stupid probability problem for you.

EDIT- I actually figured it out, haha. NVM.

Today I found out that 'winglesseddie' is taken on both skype and gmail. Fuck.

I play a ton of online competitive games, and i think anyone that also does is more then familiar with the rampant trash talk that can occur. (I affectionately refer to it as 'Xbox Live Syndrome')

I don't really have much of a problem with it, and my philosophy is to usually tune it out (I've got a bit of a professional gaming history- shhh!- so this is easy for me to do) or if it seems like the person is particularly easy to throw off their game, I'll counter the trash talk with unwanted flirting. So much Xbox speak is 'this is gay' 'make me a sandwich' 'fuck you fag', etc every time they get hit, that they usually don't have much of a reply to it and are a lot more thrown of thier game then anything else I could've said to them.

A few times in my life though a game of gay chicken has resulted from this (yay!) where they have counter flirted. This happened very recently with someone I thought sounded particularly homophobic/heterosexual and it escalated.. very far in the other direction, delightfully so. Not to get too heady about hormonal things, but I find it pretty interesting that the gayest interaction I've had in a video game thus is with someone that called everything that went wrong a 'ho' and sounded like they were doing reps as they were pressing buttons.

Do you have any similar experiences? How often do you think the line between in and out of the closet just someone shouting into a headset?

In case you didn't see, I did a promo piece for it too: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13842868/

I am stealing this from  Hysterium!

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
I do condintor on my hair first, but I don't do shampoo till the end. Is that weird?

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Charcoal gray!

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
500 times.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Gurrrl, of course I do.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I just ate a caffeine chocolate bar. 8>

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Why, my red hat that's on my head. <3

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Last night's dream wasn't particularly exciting, I just drove places. I dream almost every night but my most boring dreams are just full of transportation or doing ordinary things.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No.

9. What are you craving right now?
I can always eat everything. I guess I kind of want something with tuna?

10. Do you floss?
I bought one of those floss on a stick things and immediately broke it and haven't purchased one since. That was two years ago. But I brush 4 times a day, damnit.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
The incredible intestinal pain it causes me. ;_;

12. Are you emotional?
Holy shit I am.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Numbers horrify me.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I use a GOD DAMN SPOON.

15. Do you like your hair?
I like that it gets wavy, but I want to dye it.

16. Do you like yourself?
This question is a little too 'real talk' for the rest of this meme, what the fuck.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Never.

18. What are you listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBUQPn3dyU

19. Are your parents strict?
They were very super religious-crazy strict. Annnd that's why being a independent adult is awesome, as I don't have to deal with that BS anymore.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Prrrobably not!

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I'm not sure I've had a cheese I disliked yet.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I made a sandwich for Meg White when I worked at a sub shop in Detroit!

23. Do you rent movies often?
Um... does Netflix count? *_*

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Me. ;>

25. How many countries have you visited?
One, Canada~

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No.

27. Ever been on a train?
No!

28. Brown or white eggs?
These days I just buy liquid eggs because I'm tired of cracking them. That sounds so pathetic, typing it out like that.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
I have to have the internet in my pocket at ALL TIMES.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.

31. Do you own a gun?
Bwahaha, no. I only barely own a fist.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes! I love sushi :D

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
The gym. The gym is my best friend at 2am.

34. Are you too forgiving?
I am not sure? Once again, what the hell is with this meme psychology test? You just asked me if I can use chopsticks!

35. Ever been in love?
I fall in love too easily. There, are you happy, serious side of this meme?

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Like.. all day? I mean, in general, working, but I tend not to expect a report on my desk of my friend's daily activities.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Nope!

38. Last time you cried?
I cry /often/ at movies and emotional scenes in shows. I feel really bad about it because like, while I'm crying I will already know how stupid it is that I'm doing it, haha. I want to say the last time I cried was Matt Smith's departure from Who, but it's easy for me to lose count.

39. What was the last question you asked?
I was asking something to my roommate about Kevin Sorbo. I don't remember what.

40. Favorite time of the year?
NOT COLD.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, but I don't dislike them~

42. Are you sarcastic?
I can be when I'm either really grumpy or at work.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes. I'm super clumsy. :X

45. Favorite color?
Pink. <3

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.

47. Is your hair curly?
No, but it's wavy!

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Tycho's 'Awake

49. Do looks matter?
Not really. They don't hurt, either. Bathing though? Bathing matters.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I haven't been in that situation. I would... probably find it hard to, but I don't know.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope

52. Do you like your life right now?
It's pretty damn sweet ATM.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I sleep with music!

54. Can you handle the truth?
This requires FURTHER CONTEXT.

55. Do you have good vision?
Not without my glasses!

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Oh yeah. I work IT Support.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
It's part of my job!

58. The last person you held hands with?
Nnnoo idea.

59. What are you wearing?
brown Jeans, red chain hat, pink flannel shirt. About to change for the gym though.

60.What is your favorite animal?
I actually think I have almost completely fallen in love with Galah Birds.

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Oh geeze, I dunno,I hate pictures of me, haha.

62. Can you hula hoop?
No, haha

63. Do you have a job?
Yes!

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
ear buds.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Nope!


OKAY IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE GYM