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IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO ASK "WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO FAVE/WATCH ME" OR "WHAT'S YOUR REASON FOR FAVING/WATCHING ME?", I WON'T REPLY BACK AN ANSWER. IT'S GETTIN' FUCKIN' ANNOYING. IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SCROLL DOWN TO MY SHOUTS TO ASK THAT, AT LEAST READ THE "OMG! WHY DID YOU FAVE ME?!/WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME?!" BELOW, OR ARE YOU THAT LAZY AND ENTITLED?

Real Name: Laina T. B.
Birthday: December 9th (Zodiac: Sagittarius. Chinese Zodiac: Ox)

Hello there and welcome. "Rai Pager" is my furry handle I've had since I got into the Star Fox fandom and I use it as my pen name as well. I'm a writer trying to become a published author but I still have a long ways to go. I started out writing fever-dream fan-fictions that looked like a 3 year old wrote and then wandered a little ways and started writing my own ideas. I'm back and forth with it; one minute I'm doing something from my brain, the next I'm doing a fan-fiction mostly on long-forgotten games, cartoons, anime, etc. My characters are a mixture of furry, humans, and a combo of the two. I post stories with furry characters or a mixture on FA and post everything else on my other sites which I'll list below. If you like to read adventurous, action-filled fiction, then maybe you'll like some of my written works. Feedback is appreciated.

Sorry if you came to my page expecting awesome artwork. Any artwork on here are mostly faves and paid commissions.

F.A.Q.s
(warning: some answers are TL;DR levels)

ARE YOU A FURRY?
At this point, I don't know. I thought being a furry was because a majority of stuff I liked had furry characters in it and I wanted to be a furry, but it seems like you're not a "true furry" unless you like causing drama in your spare time, have a fur suit, have to fuck 24/7, 365 days, forced into a kink that you don't like like and then kink-shamed for not liking it, etc. I'm not saying that I don't want a fur suit (I don't think I'd last too long in one being a bit claustrophobic) or that I don't have my horny fantasies but I've seen too much bullcrap and am too confused on what is furry. I know that not all furries are bad, my growing circle of close friends show me that, but I don't know where I stand on "being furry". Maybe being human isn't a bad thing since (human X furry) seems to be popular.

WHAT KIND OF ART DO YOU DO?
I'm a writer, so I write stories. I don't draw sadly. Any art you see on my FA are faves, paid comissions, and gifts. I am tinkering in Blender, though I had a dreaded experience with the "multi-screen" thing. May post some things on her if I get any good at that (and if anyone can advise me on another free 3D software, please drop me a note).

WHERE CAN I READ YOUR WORK?
I have some posted her on FA. Others are listed below with a link to what site I have them on.

I'M A WRITER TOO! DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CRITIQUE MY WORK?
Unfortunately, critiquing isn't my best department and I know I broke a couple of starting writers hearts when they wanted me to do so (and if they're reading this, I'm truly sorry and I hope you can forgive me). I would have to take a class on how to critique because critiquing is mostly giving the good points, the bad points, and then the overall of a story. I mostly do the good points. For me to see bad in someone's work, it'd have to be horribly written. And at that point I'd just say "Don't ever write again. Ever.". So no, sorry, I don't critique. I could lead you to some great critiquers...if I find some.

I'M A WRITER TOO! COULD YOU LOOK AT MY WORK AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK?
Okay, two things: 1) don't just shove papers or links to stories in my face. My life is hectic enough as is. If you truly want me to read your work, give me time to free up my schedule and I'll give you a day and time on when I can read your work.
And 2). That department I'm a little so-so in. I'll give my honest opinions and point out some misspellings here in there (unless you're still learning English and you don't want me to point out anything, I'll just shut up), but my comments aren't really the best. Just giving you a fair warning.

CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT--
NO.
...OKAY, THEN CAN I COMMISS-
NO!
...BUT--
Look, I got enough on my plate trying to balance 20+ stories at once. I don't want take on someone's idea who wants me to flesh out in words and then put it on the shelf for months and then be nagged by "Isitreadyyet?Isitreadyyet?Huh?Huh?Huh?Howaboutnow?Now?Finishednow?WHENWILLYOUSTARTALREADY?!" I don't have the time OR the patience right now to take commissions and I certainly don't need any entitled, spoiled, "my life was rough" furry brat HURRYING me and TELLING me what to do.

DO YOU ATTEND FURRY CONVENTIONS?
I've been to 2 so far, FWA in 2007 and AnthroCon in 2012. Only time, any accumalated funds, or being dragged by friends will tell when I'll attend another one

YOU'RE SO CUTE!!! CAN I ADOPT YOU?!
Uh...wha...?

Got any more questions not seen here? Note me and I may answer.



OMG! WHY DID YOU FAVE ME?!/WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME?!
...because I can? But seriously, if you see a fave or watch by me, it means I like your material and I would like to see more of it. I tend to wander around FA after faving something, which can lead me down a dangerous path, and I end up on the artist's page and led to their friend's page or something they faved. Some art around here also gets my inspiration, motivation, and challenge up as well so it's fuel for me, along with chocolate and cherry cola. If you're I'm offended that this random nobody has faved or watched your work then I'm sorry. You shouldn't draw so damn awesome then so it's your fault.

Other facts about me
-I'm a detailed writer; I make chapter outlines, character profiles, important side notes, etc., so it may take me awhile to post a chapter.
-I know all my work is crap. You don't have to tell me that the umptheenth time.
-I'm also trying to start doing console and PC game playthroughs on my YouTube channel.
-I tinker in RPG Maker hoping to make a cool game for everyone to play some day.
-What got me into this fandom: Star Fox, SWAT Kats, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
-I like to write extra related infos in parenthesis (I don't know why. Bad habit?)
-Air Force Brat; I used to live in Turkey (don't know where exactly; wherever Incirlik Air Force Base is) for almost 6 years.
-I speak Japanese phrases, not sentences.
-If I can't come to a conclusion to choose characters' fates, I often use either an 8, 10, or 20 sided die to choose for me.
-I like to eat Chinese/Japanese food with chopsticks.
-Probably the only straight chick on here that faves a hella lot of M X M art
-I think people who sew up pants without pockets should be shot on sight. In the words of Kevin Hart, those who wear pants without pockets don't care about life. You can't live life without pockets!
-When I go buy stuff, I get my shit and go.
-It's 5 am. Why am I still awake?
-I'm a loser because I play Mario Party by myself or watch the COMx4 mayhem.
-If you see me at a convention, forgive my neutral expression which looks like I wanna punch you in the face. Unless you're real good friends with me or know me pretty well, I automatically consider you an asshole.
-If you're the kind to whine about every little change FA does, quit threatening that you're going to leave and just pack up and go. You're not wanted here. And don't let the door catch your ass or tail on the way out.
-Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
-I've been added into the FA Writers Directory, and I feel very honored. Thank you, fwbrown61, for all your hard work and for helping writers get noticed and their works read.

Please ask permission if you can post my, or anyone else's, story on your site and let readers know that the story is the writer's work. If you see or recognize any of my stories anywhere else other than those three sites above, please either note or e-mail me.

WILL UPDATE SOON (09/03/2018)
1. "Hunted by Prey" (under major editing) © Rai Pager
Rhythm "Ri-Ri" Dawson has been kidnapped and placed in a world where
all animals are at top of the food chain and hunt humans for sport.
(Prologue), (1), (2), (3), more to come

2."Fawn" (under complete reconstruction) © Rai Pager
A dying Earth has been taken over by a supposedly pacifist alien race.
Fawn believes something more sinister is going on behind the scenes, and
she may be right when another different alien race appears.
(1), more to come

3."Majoumyaku!" (under complete reconstruction) © Rai Pager
A very long and dangerous race is about to take place on semi-lawless planet
neighboring Earth. The grand prize to the surviving first place winner:
888 trillion BBits (equals to over 4 trillion U.S. dollars).
(Prologue), more to come

4."Attic Adventures" © Rai Pager, Sonicheroes4ever
Four friends play their own paper-and-pencil RPG in the attic. The story
is told through the eyes of their characters.
Imari's Origins: (1), more to come

5. "Monster Rancher: Breeders' Beginnings"
(Monster Rancher fan-fiction) Monster Rancher © Tecmo, respective characters © Rai Pager
Atsuko, Evo, and June come from different parts of the world raised in
different cultures, but they all have one thing in common: they want to
raise and/or battle Monsters!
(Prologue), (1a), (1b), more to come

6. "Double Voltage"
(SWAT Kats fan-fiction) SWAT Kats © Hanna-Barbara, respective characters © Rai Pager
Hard Drive, the electrical hacker, has been busted out of jail by Rai, a
daughter he never knew he had. With two hackers on the loose
in MegaKat City, the SWAT Kats will have their claws full with this duo.
(1), (2), (3), more to come

These aren't all the stories I've done; read more on my Deviantart, Wattpad or Movella pages.

Those of you led here from my buddy's,  raththomas, drawing of my character as a muscle/hyperfur, I'm sorry to disappoint but I'm not all into muscle/hyperfurs. I just allow him to draw my character as so.

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 tozi
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 Pyro_James
 EraDragon
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 kooshmeister
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To anyone I missed, there's just too much of you but ya'll know who you are and I love ya'll.