TL;DR version: It’s my birthday and today I turn 34, hoooooly SHIT!! Someone pass me a beer I need to process this 😆 Anyway it’s been a good day today.

Stick around if you want to see the new part of my yearly tradition.

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Ok first holy shit, you’re 34 now I’d say knock off this ageing shit but I think we both know it won’t happen. 🤣 So first off I know it’s been a tough year or two and last year you were too bummed to do this so let’s make it quick. I have to say I am stoked you finally put a lid on the hauntings of your past. Yeah your old man was a piece of shit and so was that so called “love of your life.”, GOOD RIDDIANCE, FUCK THEM UP THE ASS WITH NO LUBE AND A SANDPAPER DILDO!! You may not have heard the answers to all your questions from them but you came out the other side and started to pull your ass out of the hole THEY put you in. They can sit there and bitch and whine about how “You’re the villain not me” all they want, YOU KNOW THE REAL ANSWER and you can PROVE IT! You never asked to be the villain but GOD DAMN is it good to be one, so much more fun then the lame hero you wanted to be when you were a kid.

Second I'm proud of you for finally trying to be like how you use to be. Letting go was the first step in becoming the person YOU want to be. I mean in the last two months alone you got tired of seeing some old junk playing about and decided either learn to use your old guitar or pitch it. To have two months of consistent practice makes it all the more likely you will finally be somewhere you want to be AND THAT says a lot about you boy.

It also brings me great joy to see you enjoy things old and new like you use to. No longer bogged down with your depression and manic despair although they have been known to rear their ugly heads from time to time. You really have learned that instead of blocking them out you just give them a glance, smile ugly at them, give them the bird, and let them pass you by. KEEP THAT SHIT UP because last thing you need is to get back in the hole.

NOW I'll give you some advice for your new year. First money is important but SO ARE YOUR FUCKING DREAMS!! If you fan find how to turn your passion and dreams into money makers well you'll never have a had day of work in your LIFE. Also stop falling for stupid get rich quick ideas, FOR FUCKS SAKE you just had your ass handed to you the other day and it was not helpful. FINALLY don’t forget as much as you want to go zoom, zoom, and get a lot done and figure some shit out, never forget it’s ok to sit down and chill, out away the phone and just LIVE.

SO in closing you have seen some shit, lived through some shit, and done some shit. Keep that up because let’s not forget life is about LIVING. SO get out there and live a good year and when it comes back round in a year I want you to be able to write a whole book about that year alone. 🤣 NOW GET OUT THERE AND HAVE SOME FUN YOU FUZZNUT!!