Squirks of the Eon

Has a clear plastic plug where its belly button would be, which can be pushed in so the cap sits flush with its vinyl belly.

Its hand-paws are simple, rounded, mitt-like paws with a printed pawprint on the vinyl. The toy can change these to normal articulated hand/paws if necessary. They still remain vinyl of course.

Has a barcode printed on its left rump; encoding its identity and product information, such as serial number, date and place of manufacture, owner, etc.

Has no mouth or openings anywhere except Its plug, all sealed up and smooth. Nothing between its legs either, not even a bulge just smooth flat vinyl.

Doesn’t need to breathe, sleep, eat, or perform any other organic functions; and couldn’t anyway due to the lack of openings~

Can still communicate by making little squeaks that the listener interprets upon hearing into their language (so it sounds like it’s speaking it even though it’s really only making little squeaks).

Weighs very little, since it's nothing but vinyl and air after all. Effortlessly picked up and carried.

Is easily picked up and blown around by strong winds too. Tries to avoid being outside for long on windy days unless there's someone close by to catch it.

Able to lift/carry only a small amount of weight, since there’s nothing but its air inside holding it up.

When near any large body of clean water, feels strongly compelled to get in and float in it. The urge is resistible, say if it passes a fountain while walking or something, but the urge constantly nags at it and it has a hard time focusing on anything while in the vicinity.

Cannot open or close its own plug. Touching it feels too good and it can’t focus enough to get a solid grip on it.

If someone else opens its plug, then it can be fully deflated. While the toy may resist someone trying to reach its plug, once they have a grip on it the toy will be powerless to resist further due to the pleasurable feeling.

Slowly loses consciousness as its air rushes out of its vinyl, until falling asleep when it’s empty. Cannot wake up or otherwise be conscious while deflated.

Is completely malleable when deflated, can be folded up, crumpled, etc; is essentially a lifeless heap of plastic until re-inflated.

If punctured, will regenerate the damaged portion of its vinyl ‘skin’ over a period of time proportional to the extent of the damage. (pinhole in 6 hours, larger punctures in 12-24, etc.) A puncture will cause it to deflate of course, so although the damage will be repaired it will still require someone to re-inflate it.

If over-inflated so much that it bursts, the scraps must be placed together into a small box for a full day. After that period, the toy will be neatly folded up inside the box just like new. It will still require re-inflation of course.

The toy’s owner/partner(s) will possess a box for the toy. The box is completely mundane and is the packaging that the toy would have come in if it had been made in a factory. Has pictures of the toy, product descriptions, features, details for care, etc.