Happy Mortens eve!

This is the day where we danes take revenge on geese because they're loud jerks and a guy said we should in the year 371

This is real you can look it up

But geese are big so most people, like me, just roast a duck

Join the tradition by flipping off a waterfowl or something!

Here's the legend if anyone wants it: basically at the time this dude named Morten was a monk and he was really good at it so the church wanted to make him a bishop

but part of being a really good monk is being humble and shit so he didn't wanna. And Morten who was an adult man decided to go hide in the stables to solve this

but there were geese in there and geese are loud jerks so he got caught pretty much immidiately

And once again being an adult man he declared we should all take revenge on geese by having them for dinner that day