Welcome, my dear subjects, to the realm of my diabolical madness!
As your esteemed hopping mad King, I stand before you today to discuss a matter of utmost significance... –
The marvels of cloning! Twinning! Bootleging! Duplicating your odds.
Ah, yes, twinning the pinnacle of my malevolent imagination, a curse that allows me to multiply my glorious vindictiveness!

Imagine, my loyal minions, a world where every one of me stands poised to conquer and dominate!
A kingdom ruled not by one merciless ruler, but by an entire army of me!
The possibilities are as infinite as my interests.
No longer shall I be confined to a single lair, a single throne...
No, I shall have dominion over every nook and cranny of this world!