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canadianfurs
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Anthro Artist | Registered: June 2, 2006 10:18:04 PM
I am BIOXZ:
-Freaky-deaky cartoonist, freaky-deaky writer, and freaky-deaky freak.
-I am a lion who is not very lion-ish, I am a Canadian who is not very French, and I am a deviant who is EXTREMELY devious.
-160 lbs, male, bisexual.
francofur, 
canadianfurs and 
furquebec
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Comments Earned: 12732
Comments Made: 12025
Journals: 48
Comments Made: 12025
Journals: 48
Recent Journal
Father's Day quality time, in all the gory details...
11 years ago
((Fair warning, gross shit lies in the story ahead.))
"Hey, dad? That lump on your back looks a lot bigger than it was the last time I was down."
"What? Oh, no, it's fine."
"No, I mean really, it looks bigger. It's poking out the back of your shirt like an cyst or something. Can I take a look at it?"
"It's FINE. It's nothng. I don't feel it, it doesn't hurt."
"If it's nothing and it doesn't hurt, then there won't be any harm if I take a look at it, then, right?"
"ALL RIGHT, all right, whatever, go ahead."
....
"... AAAAH, FUCK!!"
"What??"
"It just squirted all over me!!"
"What?? No it didn't!"
"Dad, LOOK at my fucking shirt!"
"I... oh, ew! There is NO way that came out of me."
"Do you want me to take a fucking picture of it for you?!"
"... yes."
"For the love of..." *Click*
"You... you didn't photoshop that or something, did you?"
"How in the hell do you think I could have photoshoped a picture I just took two seconds ago??"
"Okay, okay! Geez. Fine, go ahead and try to... what... what's that smell??"
"THE PUS COMING OUT OF YOUR BACK WHO'S EXISTENCE YOU REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE!!" >:V
"Hey, dad? That lump on your back looks a lot bigger than it was the last time I was down."
"What? Oh, no, it's fine."
"No, I mean really, it looks bigger. It's poking out the back of your shirt like an cyst or something. Can I take a look at it?"
"It's FINE. It's nothng. I don't feel it, it doesn't hurt."
"If it's nothing and it doesn't hurt, then there won't be any harm if I take a look at it, then, right?"
"ALL RIGHT, all right, whatever, go ahead."
....
"... AAAAH, FUCK!!"
"What??"
"It just squirted all over me!!"
"What?? No it didn't!"
"Dad, LOOK at my fucking shirt!"
"I... oh, ew! There is NO way that came out of me."
"Do you want me to take a fucking picture of it for you?!"
"... yes."
"For the love of..." *Click*
"You... you didn't photoshop that or something, did you?"
"How in the hell do you think I could have photoshoped a picture I just took two seconds ago??"
"Okay, okay! Geez. Fine, go ahead and try to... what... what's that smell??"
"THE PUS COMING OUT OF YOUR BACK WHO'S EXISTENCE YOU REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE!!" >:V
User Profile
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Lion-esque
Favorite Music
Rock, techno, funk... anything with a good beat, pretty much.
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Igby Goes Down, Kill Bill, It's a Wonderful Life, Spaceballs...
Favorite Games
Final Fantasy, Street Fighter, KH, Metal Gear.... y'know, most of the good ones.
Favorite Gaming Platforms
PS3, Wii, DS. (As those are the ones I actually own.)
Favorite Animals
The fluffy and friendly kind that don't try to kill me.
Favorite Foods & Drinks
Your face.
Favorite Quote
""One lion makes a majority."
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~christ10
hehehe..anyway hope your doing ok. Please post soon.
Garrard.
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