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Traditional Artist | Registered: Nov 9, 2015 03:40
A birb... with a face.
Master at derailing. So much so that this was all I managed to write and now I'm not at home, so I have to continue writing this on my phone.
I'm Birbface! You can call me either Birb or Face.
Although... I think Birb might be more fitting. Face sounds like something you'd say when you happen upon a mirror; "Hello, Face! Good to see you're still where I left you!"
That said, if you want to refer to me as Face, I won't mind. I do have a face, even if it currently happens to be covered by a mask.
Speaking of which, I'm a Shy Guy. Also, I'm a shy guy. Very fitting, don't you think? Being the center of attention has never been my thing... which makes it kinda ironic wearing a custom made mask, but it was at a 40% sale and had a beak. MY NAME IS BIRB! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY RESIST!?
Though, the purple robe, I had no reason to buy. Only bought it because it looked gorgeous and when I look at Face in the mirror, I want to enjoy the view.
Sounds a bit pretentious, but since when is it against the law to like yourself?
If it is, then you'd better arrest me, 'cause I ain't gonna stop soon!
YOU WON'T CATCH ME ALIVE! I'LL JUST SWITCH CLOTHES AND PUT ON A FAKE TURKISH ACCENT! YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!
If you do find me though, please be nice. I get flustered easily and getting blushy is embarrassing. In more ways than one.
But yes. I am Birb... Or Face. Nice to meet you! I hope that in case we have an interaction, it will be a pleasant one~
Master at derailing. So much so that this was all I managed to write and now I'm not at home, so I have to continue writing this on my phone.
I'm Birbface! You can call me either Birb or Face.
Although... I think Birb might be more fitting. Face sounds like something you'd say when you happen upon a mirror; "Hello, Face! Good to see you're still where I left you!"
That said, if you want to refer to me as Face, I won't mind. I do have a face, even if it currently happens to be covered by a mask.
Speaking of which, I'm a Shy Guy. Also, I'm a shy guy. Very fitting, don't you think? Being the center of attention has never been my thing... which makes it kinda ironic wearing a custom made mask, but it was at a 40% sale and had a beak. MY NAME IS BIRB! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY RESIST!?
Though, the purple robe, I had no reason to buy. Only bought it because it looked gorgeous and when I look at Face in the mirror, I want to enjoy the view.
Sounds a bit pretentious, but since when is it against the law to like yourself?
If it is, then you'd better arrest me, 'cause I ain't gonna stop soon!
YOU WON'T CATCH ME ALIVE! I'LL JUST SWITCH CLOTHES AND PUT ON A FAKE TURKISH ACCENT! YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!
If you do find me though, please be nice. I get flustered easily and getting blushy is embarrassing. In more ways than one.
But yes. I am Birb... Or Face. Nice to meet you! I hope that in case we have an interaction, it will be a pleasant one~
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Recent Journal
I wonder...
3 years ago
A lot. It's what I do with most my time. Thinking, pondering, speculating... just wondering in general.
Do I ever get tired of wondering? Yes, definitely. But stopping your thoughts is not an easy task. There are of course many ways, but a lot of them are somewhat to very harmful. I would rather not go down that path. It usually 3nds up an awful mess that I won't be able to clean up. Others can, but not me.
Difficult to clean messes without thoughts.
I need them. They are important, even if they annoy me from time to time... most of the time. Much like shoes. I don't want them, but neither do I want broken glass in my feet. That's much worse than wearing shoes. I had a dream about that once. It was incredibly uncomfortable. Painful, dare I say.
Oh well. Not much to be done that I am willing to do. Let's keep it up.
Do I ever get tired of wondering? Yes, definitely. But stopping your thoughts is not an easy task. There are of course many ways, but a lot of them are somewhat to very harmful. I would rather not go down that path. It usually 3nds up an awful mess that I won't be able to clean up. Others can, but not me.
Difficult to clean messes without thoughts.
I need them. They are important, even if they annoy me from time to time... most of the time. Much like shoes. I don't want them, but neither do I want broken glass in my feet. That's much worse than wearing shoes. I had a dream about that once. It was incredibly uncomfortable. Painful, dare I say.
Oh well. Not much to be done that I am willing to do. Let's keep it up.

neos8
~neos8
Have a nice day, wishing all good things to you, fella birb boi!!! Caw-caw!!!