Comedian specimen: Jim Gaffigan:

Speaking of diapers, I went to Waffle House last night. I tell ya, I thought the IHOP was a dump until I went into a Waffle House. They're not even trying in there!

Here's something you'll never hear in a Waffle House: 'nice job cleaning up!'

Now if you've never been to a Waffle House, just imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles, and you've been to a Waffle House.

I love Waffle House, and not just because watching someone fry an egg while they're smoking reminds me of my dad , it's the people in there. It's like a white trash convention - or for me a family reunion.

It's so white trash in there, it makes the IHOP appear international.

I've seen a gun five times in my life - three of them have been at Waffle House.

There's definitely a dangerous feel to them. Even the Waffle House sign looks like a ransom note. There's always a letter out, occasionally it's the 'W' so it'll read, 'awful house.'

Yeah that's where I wanna go at 2 AM.

That's when everyone goes. Their slogan should be, 'It's 2 AM, still time to make one more bad decision!'

You go in there and everyone's drunk. You know everyone's drunk at Waffle House because they have pictures of the food on the menu. How drunk do you have to be to not remember what a waffle looks like?

Oh yeah it's like a plaid pancake! I'll have 12 of those for a nickel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz1cfwFmv1w