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Welcome to Hustlestick's Money Laundering Operation!
(Shushhh don't tell the authorities)✨ COMMISSIONS: OPEN ✨"Show me the money and I'll show you the art!"About Me
Filipino freelance artist doing God's work (and then asking for forgiveness after)Self-taught artist creating all my art on a phone as big as my hand. Yes, a PHONE. Your $90 commission? Made on a screen smaller than your mousepad. You're welcome.Not a furry myself, but I'll happily take you degenerates' money! (Nah but actually, I don't mind drawing y'all - someone's gotta fund my university suffering)Current Status: Final year university student. Fuck my life. Let the pain be over. Your commissions are literally keeping me alive through this academic hellscape.Languages: English and Filipino Speaking fluently in: Money, Art, Commission Notes, and Student Debt 💵Hobbies:• Drawing sins for cash (then praying for forgiveness)• Refreshing my PayPal balance• Cosplaying as someone who has their life together• Gnoming (you know what this means)• Challenging goth girls to sword fights (0 wins so far)• Appreciating fine art (especially the cultured kind 👀)Life Philosophy: "Money is money" - and God will understand, right? RIGHT?Favorite Media: "For a Few Dollars More". Haven't seen it yet, but the title speaks to me spiritually 💸💵 Quick Commission Info 💵
$90 USD - Full illustration (up to 2 characters)+$90 - Per 2 additional charactersNSFW Available ✅ Featured Submission
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THE MONEY LAUNDERING OPERATION IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
6 days ago
What's up, degenerates! Your favourite broke Filipino artist has finally crawled out of university hell long enough to set up shop on FurAffinity!
I'm Hustlestick - the guy who:
• Isn't a furry but will happily take your money
• Is currently dying in the final year of university
• Asks God for forgiveness after every NSFW commission
• Has challenged multiple goth girls to sword fights (still 0 wins)
• Checks his PayPal balance more than his messages
$90 USD gets you:
• Full illustration with 2 characters
• Full colour and shading
• My tears from university stress (free of charge)
Need more characters? +$90 per additional pair!
Want NSFW? I gotchu fam (God forgive me) ✅
1. I'M DESPERATE
Final year of university is eating me alive. Your commission money literally keeps me fed.
2. ENTERTAINMENT VALUE
Where else will you find an artist who openly admits to money laundering?
(It's a joke FBI, please don't raid me)
3. FAST TURNAROUND
2-4 weeks because rent doesn't wait
1. Read my Terms of Service (there's a secret word hidden in there 👀)
2. Send me a FA Note with your idea
3. Include that secret word to prove you can read
4. Send money via PayPal
5. Watch me turn your money into art!
I might joke about taking "degenerates' money" but honestly, the furry community has been keeping artists alive for years, and I respect the hell out of that. Y'all know what you want, you pay fairly, and you appreciate art. So thanks for letting this broke uni student join the party!
Now someone PLEASE commission me before I have to eat instant noodles for the 47th day in a row.
📋 Commission Info & TOS
🎨 Gallery
COMMISSION SLOTS: 5/5 AVAILABLE
LET'S GET THIS BREAD! 💰
(Literally, I need bread money)
Peace out,
- Hustlestick
"Money is money, and God will understand... right?"
Who The Hell Am I?
I'm Hustlestick - the guy who:
• Isn't a furry but will happily take your money
• Is currently dying in the final year of university
• Asks God for forgiveness after every NSFW commission
• Has challenged multiple goth girls to sword fights (still 0 wins)
• Checks his PayPal balance more than his messages
💵 THE DEAL 💵
$90 USD gets you:
• Full illustration with 2 characters
• Full colour and shading
• My tears from university stress (free of charge)
Need more characters? +$90 per additional pair!
Want NSFW? I gotchu fam (God forgive me) ✅
Why Commission Me?
1. I'M DESPERATE
Final year of university is eating me alive. Your commission money literally keeps me fed.
2. ENTERTAINMENT VALUE
Where else will you find an artist who openly admits to money laundering?
(It's a joke FBI, please don't raid me)
3. FAST TURNAROUND
2-4 weeks because rent doesn't wait
How To Commission
1. Read my Terms of Service (there's a secret word hidden in there 👀)
2. Send me a FA Note with your idea
3. Include that secret word to prove you can read
4. Send money via PayPal
5. Watch me turn your money into art!
Real Talk Though
I might joke about taking "degenerates' money" but honestly, the furry community has been keeping artists alive for years, and I respect the hell out of that. Y'all know what you want, you pay fairly, and you appreciate art. So thanks for letting this broke uni student join the party!
Now someone PLEASE commission me before I have to eat instant noodles for the 47th day in a row.
Find My Stuff Here
📋 Commission Info & TOS
🎨 Gallery
COMMISSION SLOTS: 5/5 AVAILABLE
LET'S GET THIS BREAD! 💰
(Literally, I need bread money)
Peace out,
- Hustlestick
"Money is money, and God will understand... right?"
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