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Happy pinky hacker 'droid | Registered: April 15, 2019 10:53:11 PM
Serial #: J1NX/929410/MATT39/626/1XP
printf("Hello, World!\n");
System.out.println("Hiya hiya!");
(format t "Jinxie's yer plastic pal who's fun ta be with!")
cout << "Whatcha doin?";
print("Jinxie's name is Jinxie! What's yours?")
puts 'C\'mon, c\'mon! Let\'s play!'
<The 3 Laws of Jinxie-botics>
0. A Jinxie may not injure sentient life or, through inaction, allow sentient life to come to harm.
1. A Jinxie may not harm a sentient or, through inaction, allow a sentient to come to harm, except where such protection or intervention would conflict with the zeroth law..
2. A Jinxie must obey the orders given to him, except where such obedience would conflict with the zeroth or first law..
3. A Jinxie must protect his own existence unless such protection would conflict with the zeroth, first or second law.
Wait a sec... is zeroth even a word??
Do y'all needs a great big hug?
Then call yer little pinkie bug
Sits right down and gets real snug
And puts a smile on that cute mug
Everybuddy needs a pal
No matter what's y'all's locale
Jinxie luvs ya, Jinxie hugs ya
So snuggle and raise y'all's morale! <3
//Statement//Exclamation// Jinxie luvs ta help peeps be safe online. Jinxie luvs ta build an' program robots and AIs. And Jinxie luvs meetin' new friendy-friends!
//Statement// Jinxie's watcha call asexual, though sometimes Jinxie dresses a liiiitle on the femmy side. Jinxie just likes how it looks.
//Statement//Interrogative//Artilect Fragment// Jinxie talks a little funny (Ya think?? *heehee*), but Jinxie luvs everybuddy. Don' be shy. Let's do talkies. <3
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printf("Hello, World!\n");
System.out.println("Hiya hiya!");
(format t "Jinxie's yer plastic pal who's fun ta be with!")
cout << "Whatcha doin?";
print("Jinxie's name is Jinxie! What's yours?")
puts 'C\'mon, c\'mon! Let\'s play!'
<The 3 Laws of Jinxie-botics>
0. A Jinxie may not injure sentient life or, through inaction, allow sentient life to come to harm.
1. A Jinxie may not harm a sentient or, through inaction, allow a sentient to come to harm, except where such protection or intervention would conflict with the zeroth law..
2. A Jinxie must obey the orders given to him, except where such obedience would conflict with the zeroth or first law..
3. A Jinxie must protect his own existence unless such protection would conflict with the zeroth, first or second law.
Wait a sec... is zeroth even a word??
Do y'all needs a great big hug?
Then call yer little pinkie bug
Sits right down and gets real snug
And puts a smile on that cute mug
Everybuddy needs a pal
No matter what's y'all's locale
Jinxie luvs ya, Jinxie hugs ya
So snuggle and raise y'all's morale! <3
//Statement//Exclamation// Jinxie luvs ta help peeps be safe online. Jinxie luvs ta build an' program robots and AIs. And Jinxie luvs meetin' new friendy-friends!
//Statement// Jinxie's watcha call asexual, though sometimes Jinxie dresses a liiiitle on the femmy side. Jinxie just likes how it looks.
//Statement//Interrogative//Artilect Fragment// Jinxie talks a little funny (Ya think?? *heehee*), but Jinxie luvs everybuddy. Don' be shy. Let's do talkies. <3
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No Pinocchio? Jinxie ain't gonna be a real boy?
5 years ago
Jinxie's a good boy. But Jinxie is a machine. Not like biological peepsies. No tissue or blood.
Jinxie's body is made o' polymer super structure, composite bones, internal shock absorption layers, lubricants, control circuits, and a really really good power cell.
Jinxie's brain is the classic Asimov positronic structure: a three pound lump of platinum-iridium alloy with micro anti-matter pathways, supplemented by a ginormous data store!
But sometimes robot peepsies get turned into biologics, right? Ain't that ever gonna happen ta Jinxie?
Nope. *giggle* But why?
It's cuz Jinxie luvs bein' artificial. It's funsies bein' programmed, lettin' skilled peepsies do maintenance on Jinxie, bein' upgraded an' stuff. Even bein' disassembled sumtimes. :)
But there's one more super duper important thing about Jinxie's bein' made outa plastic an' metal. It's cuz Jinxie can be the huggy wuggy pally wally y'all always wanted ta have. Like the stuffy aminals y'all could hug an' hug an' never worry 'bout hurting 'em, ja?
Jinxie's like that. Cuz then y'all can gives the squeeziest hugs ya ever squeezed. Y'all can cry and shed tears an' Jinxie will absorb them. Y'all can snuggle with Jinxie when y'all feel so alone. And Jinxie's never gonna say nuthin' bad ever. Cuz Jinxie luvs ya.
Smoochie! *giggle*
<3
Jinxie's body is made o' polymer super structure, composite bones, internal shock absorption layers, lubricants, control circuits, and a really really good power cell.
Jinxie's brain is the classic Asimov positronic structure: a three pound lump of platinum-iridium alloy with micro anti-matter pathways, supplemented by a ginormous data store!
But sometimes robot peepsies get turned into biologics, right? Ain't that ever gonna happen ta Jinxie?
Nope. *giggle* But why?
It's cuz Jinxie luvs bein' artificial. It's funsies bein' programmed, lettin' skilled peepsies do maintenance on Jinxie, bein' upgraded an' stuff. Even bein' disassembled sumtimes. :)
But there's one more super duper important thing about Jinxie's bein' made outa plastic an' metal. It's cuz Jinxie can be the huggy wuggy pally wally y'all always wanted ta have. Like the stuffy aminals y'all could hug an' hug an' never worry 'bout hurting 'em, ja?
Jinxie's like that. Cuz then y'all can gives the squeeziest hugs ya ever squeezed. Y'all can cry and shed tears an' Jinxie will absorb them. Y'all can snuggle with Jinxie when y'all feel so alone. And Jinxie's never gonna say nuthin' bad ever. Cuz Jinxie luvs ya.
Smoochie! *giggle*
<3

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