Yes, this is Doug Winger's account. Yes, that Doug Winger (or this Doug Winger, if you're sitting at this end of things).

No, I'm not going to do the Shout/Watch Thing or acknowledge them aside from sending Cheery Thoughts in the Shouter/Watcher's direction. I'm loathe to comment except perhaps in an informative way or critique other's works, so forgive me for not doing so. Those activities are not why I'm here; I'm here mainly to lurk and see what's goin' on (and not only for the porn, despite what some would think).

I do not use AIM or its noisome brethren. I do not use twitter or any of its ilk. I have no YouTube account. Google has only fleeting glimpses of me and has not yet devoured my somewhat scanty personal information. Which few interactive internet resources I do frequent and utilize are, to put it somewhat bluntly, none of your business. This is not due to some lack of technical savvy or capability. In fact, it's partly for the opposite reason.

While I'm impressed by what has been wrought here, I treat FA more as a gallery rather than some hub of social interaction.

I probably will not be posting here, aside from the very rare irregular piece. That might change, but not any time soon, as far as I can see. I have my reasons which shall remain mine alone. I will only say that they do not reflect anything negative about FA itself. Much the opposite, in fact.

No, I'm not being antisocial or secretly harboring contemptuous disdain for people or the Fandom. I rather like each of 'em, to tell the truth. No, it's that I'm just here for the Bheer and Bhabes.