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You know that guy you heard a rumor about? That one that everyone either loves or avoids?
The one with that unstable laugh and unsettling smile? The one that did coke off your brother's nipples that one time?
The one that allegedly slathered his balls in a flammable skin irritant, and you had to wrestle his lighter away from him?
That guy who you refuse to invite over to your house because last time, he introduced a Ron Jeremy blow-up doll to your parents as his dinner date?
That one who wouldn't stop laughing while you beat his ass for biting your sister's tits? The one who refuses to wear shorts because of "gaddamn anklebiting kike fairies"?
The one who insists to your drunk friend that powderburns and sex ALWAYS go together?
The one who got drunk, stripped naked, and stapled Photoshopped pictures of your grandmother to his tits?
I'm that guy, and I contain all of the dangerness.
Your unease is justified.
The one with that unstable laugh and unsettling smile? The one that did coke off your brother's nipples that one time?
The one that allegedly slathered his balls in a flammable skin irritant, and you had to wrestle his lighter away from him?
That guy who you refuse to invite over to your house because last time, he introduced a Ron Jeremy blow-up doll to your parents as his dinner date?
That one who wouldn't stop laughing while you beat his ass for biting your sister's tits? The one who refuses to wear shorts because of "gaddamn anklebiting kike fairies"?
The one who insists to your drunk friend that powderburns and sex ALWAYS go together?
The one who got drunk, stripped naked, and stapled Photoshopped pictures of your grandmother to his tits?
I'm that guy, and I contain all of the dangerness.
Your unease is justified.
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A Call to Action!
10 years ago
Look, I know very few people read the nonsense I post here, and I know fewer yet will care about what I have to say tonight.
That said, the FDA is trying to regulate vaping out of existence. For real, yeah.
I, personally, have quit smoking with the aid of personal vaporizers, and have watched a noteworthy number of friends and family do so as well. I feel pretty strongly about the subject, and if anyone reading this cares at all, I implore you to lend a helping hand to our continued welfare.
Here's a link to CASAA's Call to Action:
http://blog.casaa.org/2015/10/natio.....ell-white.html
Also, a petition that needs some serious love:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/.....cig-regulation
294 out of 1,000,000 is pretty grim, guys.
As I stated, this is kinda a really big deal. If you read this, and you realize how terrible this is for public health, please spend a few minutes of your day trying to unfuck it.
That said, the FDA is trying to regulate vaping out of existence. For real, yeah.
I, personally, have quit smoking with the aid of personal vaporizers, and have watched a noteworthy number of friends and family do so as well. I feel pretty strongly about the subject, and if anyone reading this cares at all, I implore you to lend a helping hand to our continued welfare.
Here's a link to CASAA's Call to Action:
http://blog.casaa.org/2015/10/natio.....ell-white.html
Also, a petition that needs some serious love:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/.....cig-regulation
294 out of 1,000,000 is pretty grim, guys.
As I stated, this is kinda a really big deal. If you read this, and you realize how terrible this is for public health, please spend a few minutes of your day trying to unfuck it.
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